Your deoderant will make 3 people of your choice love/like you
but
5 people you know will hate you (ones that aren't chosen)
I will not


tymanaZ8 years ago
Plot twist they betray you and run off with the deoderant.

Guys8 years ago
Well, it doesn't say anyone you care about. This includes people you remember from, say, 30 years ago.

EspressoCookie3 years ago
Damn. Should"ve read this before I said no.

Starly AJ7 years ago
I hate the human race... Plus I'm Asexual and Aromantic.

TCR_8 months ago
Another win for the aroaces!
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K-Dawn7 years ago
If the three people I picked loved me, at least 6 people I know would hate me anyway.

Zantku8 years ago
Just choose the three people that matter. Problem solved!

Leah_7707 years ago
downside?

Voodoo Sally11 years ago
this is what guys who wear Axe body spray think is happening, but they're actually just going to make 5 people hate them

c9finn2 years ago
stfu
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winterxhawk7 years ago
I don't care if they hate me

Dripper123458 years ago
Sooo, I only know 8 poeple

WickedTomahawk8 years ago
But u could use the deoderant again to have them like me as a friend

Craftnado 8 years ago
The people I care about are two important to me. I can't lose them. Also forced love isn't true love.

TheThinker8 years ago
Implying that the people who will hate me are random. Jokes on you, there are more people I know that hate me than people I know who like me. My chances are pretty good.

righteous 8 years ago
Can't I make three of the people who hate me like/love me again?

Absanon8 years ago
i don't know alot of people... i only know 3 girls anyway, 2 being twins

Absanon8 years ago
i know im sad

IPressButton8 years ago
I now have a genie from a prev button so I WISH THAT SOME PEOPLE ON AFRICA OR SOMEPLACE FAR AWAY HATED MEH

gabbo verde 8 years ago
Alrighty then, i don't give a fuck about haters. They gonna hate. Selena Gomez Scarlett Johansson And sasha grey... lol jk, someone close to me i guess... idk

Luis Corrales11 years ago
Emma Watson, Jennifer Lawrence, Scarlett Johansson.

ththomas94 years ago
Yes.

Octonocto8 years ago
3 girlfriends plus there's the offchance that the 5 people that hate me are hated BY me

Knight Lewis11 years ago
My boss, my future wife, and Robert Downey Jr.

2thic2vent3 years ago
MY BSF GARY

Princessofgame8 years ago
Theo James, elRubius and the other... Well I don't know who is the other. I will think about it.

BUND3SW3HR8 years ago
When somebody sprays that in School everyone will just look mad at that person

yayma9 years ago
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bluemarshmallow10 years ago
Sure, I dont care haha. I wouldnt mind if a few people loved me :D

Apollo9242 years ago
People that are in TV shows and stuff they can’t get into reality. Can they?

Patrick Wade11 years ago
lots of people already hate m what difference does 5 more make

ethantoad6 years ago
I dont wanna be a cheater!

Loophole man8 years ago
I don't wear deodorant

Button pusher 90008 years ago
That is my life already so I don't care I pressed dat button bruh

tydickson9 years ago
Ty Dickson

Itonlyafleshwounds3 years ago
I “know” a lot of people.

purple kitten 🐱 8 years ago
Ohhh la la la;)

Daniel McDonagh11 years ago
Don't choose 5 people that like you. Choose 5 people that hate you already.

NateliKnaus7 years ago
But why deodorant?

Visalice8 years ago
Most people dont like me anyways

-Female_Napstablook-8 years ago
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HomestuckHappiness9 years ago
already have more than five people hating me

fmate20066 years ago
World hates me anyway.

:^)8 years ago
business as usual?

CJDemetrio7 years ago
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I Pitty da FOOL8 years ago
Old Spice Fiji.

Yui_Thats_Me!9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Hyltran3 years ago
I’m not asexual and even if I were I don’t se a reason way that’s relevant here. There’s no harm in people liking you even if your not going to fuck them.

Dennis Shinpaugh11 years ago
The 3 people I choose would be, my mom, my dad and my sister. Even though they already love me, I want it to keep like that and not risk losing their love.

Ninja_pig8 years ago
5 random kids in africa? ok.

abcx6 years ago
I know quite a lot of people. Chances are I broke up contact with them some time ago.

Natquestions7 years ago
Just the ones who already hate me

cash54668 years ago
no downside

vincentdu159 years ago
5 more of 5 less ...

Brie Ramsey11 years ago
I don't see a downside...
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