Will You Press The Button?

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You can click your fingers and have Morgan Freeman read you a bedtime story.

but

You're haunted in your dreams by dead relatives screaming at you every time you use the Freeman power.

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EmperorBethany6728 years ago

(in freeman voice) 3 little piggies.... or are there 4? Is the big bad wolf just a metaphor for an alien race that is blowing our earth down as we know it?...or are the piggies the real "bad guys?"

Migdin17 years ago

Deep

God1zilla7 years ago

(Freemas voice) This was at this moment, and piggy knew, that he fucked up.

Joshua C. Matthew11 years ago

What the fuck is this?

stopreadingthis6 years ago

eeey 69th like

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Shelleysky8 years ago

Worth it every time.

Alexanderdavidderr6 years ago

I don't even need a bed time story i wont even go to sleep

Orton6 years ago

I know

ChronicDepression7 years ago

I already have those dreams, jokes on you The joys of ptsd am i right

Themessigcn7 years ago

Who wrote this...but still. You can't turn down Morgan Freeman

ThunkTank7 years ago

The voices of my sins already berate me

Kohaku447 years ago

Doesn't say their screaming bad things, they"re just being loud.

Linkmaster1987x8 years ago

Have thoughs dreams alreadyðŸ˜‚

Lol i am weird8 years ago

I can't click my fingers :-( (not that i want morgan freeman to read me something)

..Alainiak..8 years ago

...rn?

Jacob Wright11 years ago

Record it, enter a partnership with him on audible.com, make millions.

Somerandomwizard7 years ago

But then COPYRIGHT... happens :(

Kyle Freeman11 years ago

whenever i have to read something for college ill have him read it to me

Cara Kaminski11 years ago

But come on! It's Morgan Freeman

ADoesCooee8 years ago

Yay! That means one of the presidents are back to life in my dreams :D

Deezcookie6 years ago

Who the hell is morgan freeman

Marcus Pennington11 years ago

*Pushes button, tries it out, no like? don't snap in bed, like? Profit, no downside

AButtonPusher7 years ago

Grandma is that you

dadolphin3 years ago

laughs in lucid dreaming

CyberClutch8 years ago

Hey it's morgan freeman. You can't beat that

GoldVolt1088 years ago

I think I would just have him read One Piece so I don't have to watch the anime and its Morgan freeman soz yeah

kill hitler8 years ago

I take full control of everything in my mind, so I block them off

JayDragon125 years ago

A small sacrifice for salvation

VelocityRaptor288 years ago

one morgan freeman story is all i need

BananaGenie7 years ago

Just don't sleep and you'll be fine

AngelFox6 years ago

Honestly barely anyone reads bedtime stories...I fall asleep on my

Austin07589 years ago

*Pushes button Drinks 5000 5hour energy* WHAT NOW?!?!?!?

Stefanope7 years ago

Why press the button when you have Samuel Jackson"s recording of "Go the fk to sleep." ?

8nicolas88 years ago

Worth it

gilcosta638 years ago

Don't care, i have morgan freeman

Petar-the-Retarded2 years ago

At least I'll get to see gramps again

RavenGamer8 years ago

16 I don't really want someone reading me stories

Froggiekoto6 years ago

"snap" your fingers? I presume? Anti grammar count 7.

Corey Melling11 years ago

I...can't click my fingers...this is an easier choice than I wanted

imposterofthevent3 years ago

Is that not normal for you guys?

kennymccormick21698 years ago

Lol wtf

demutrudu7 years ago

who said freeman would read good stories

davidthewalker 8 years ago

No reason not to

DarkUnicorn148 years ago

This site is full of psychos.

Raptorwolf37 years ago

Someone came up with this in a fever dream

..Alainiak..8 years ago

Nah...rn?

isuc4life6 years ago

i didn't know morgan freeman was a curse

spartan20298 years ago

#FreeManPowers >:O

EpicAvocado6 years ago

Don't use the Freeman power!

Michael Varrecchia11 years ago

Jokes on you. I don't have dreams

Mrdead7 years ago

Why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????????

Blastmurder8 years ago

Fuck this bullshit

TylerTheBeast7 years ago

Audiobooks

Grace-Jordan Rennolds11 years ago

freeman powers... ACTIVATE!

Steves_evil8 years ago

But, But, But, But, But, But, But, But, But, But, it's Morgan Freeman.

Princessduckduck3 years ago

You could meet your dead relatives!

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