You get sent to your own personal heaven, everything you could and ever would want will be granted to you. You control everything.
but
You are unable to feel pleasure, or be happy with anything.
I will not


Gavin Comfort11 years ago
Having everything that you want but never being satisfied kind of defeats the propose.

Rod19282 years ago
Congrats you have the same thinking as me
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MrRoadDogg8 years ago
I can controll everything so I can controll being happy with everything

High on Potassium7 years ago
Make yourself feel happy. Problem solved!

The_LAGinator45457 months ago
Yeah, exactly

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Yeetaleet56342 years ago
Doing that"s just being a hypocrite.
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MLG_police22348 years ago
I already never feel happy

mattack218 years ago
i cant feel hapiness anyway, so ill go for it!

CrystalTigerAnimations6 years ago
>my own personal heaven lets me feel happiness

DragonOnABook7 years ago
Be rich doante to charity at least help others

A strange person8 years ago
I wish that I could feel pleasure, or be happy with anything

Epicflame8 years ago
I don't give a shit

that one guy who lives across the street8 years ago
So basically I'm like 0²?

Dom Teh Hipster11 years ago
>you control everything >make yourself feel happy

mariothedog6 years ago
No... Don't try to make a loophole it ruins the purpose.
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Mariey Rosas11 years ago
Isnt that how it usually is anyway.?

FRZN258 years ago
Personal heaven and never happy are contradictions in my book

Rixo229 years ago
I dont get these scenarios, its like heres a magic thing that does some cool shit but also all of its powers are gone forever and its useless, like wtf why would you even choose something that negates all of its effects?

PhoenixWright6 years ago
it"s my personal heaven how can I never be happy with anything?

Hyltran7 months ago
So I will have some dark triad personality disorder. Because people with those personality disorders can’t feel happiness.

Vienna Ainsworth11 years ago
I love how most of these contradict themselves........

NEONGGUY547 years ago
Make it so you can be satisfied

ZELF THE ELF8 years ago
im like that anyway

Assassin Squid8 years ago
WHATS THE F**KING POINT

Mexican Coconut 8 years ago
I'd rather have peace

yugiohsquid3 years ago
That"s what happens in real life

Allora227019 years ago
Wow. I've never seen such a pointless decision in my entire life.

CrystalTigerAnimations6 years ago
>in my personal heaven i can feel happiness, loophole

Zacattac8 years ago
so its not heaven?

goronblade10 years ago
controlling everything means i can make myself feel happy

BlackCatCZ7 years ago
Isn't that how afterlife works?

Kawaii_weirdo157 years ago
That isn't any funny

Professor Nathan the first8 years ago
Can't I just asked for the feeling of pleasure?

Domonick3 years ago
What if my heaven is that everyone will be happy

tehhypergamer8 years ago
If you cant feel pleasure or be happy with anything then thst defeats the purpose!

Yeeter_McSkeeter4 years ago
I would control my self to feel that stuf

Dark Necromancer 308 years ago
There is an easy loophole. Wish for happiness.

ValerieParker6 years ago
Being able to feel pleasure would be part of my own personal heaven. Therefore, you supposed proposed personal heaven can no exist. So, ahem, no.

abcdef8 years ago
but then its not heaven?

Milkshake9 years ago
Rixo22 you are so right

doomyz8 years ago
Actually people in afterlife actually have a private heaven and control over time and space

JESUS_RULES4 months ago
Lol that's not heaven

Edain Rogers11 years ago
So basically, we'd be like Castiel.

Cheshire shadow7 years ago
it explodes reality because that"s definitely involved in my form of heaven.......

Evil_J3 years ago
Having everything I want and being miserable is still vastly better than being miserable with nothing

EyeOwnUrEnergy8 years ago
If I control everything, then I can control my ability to feel pleasure.

J. A. K. Jak8 years ago
What's the point? That would not be heaven.

Wtfspoopymlg8 years ago
But isnt NORMAL heaven exactly like that but you can feel pleasure????

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Username__6 years ago
You can include be happy on the things you want in your personal heaven

xXFlametailXx10 years ago
Ima have Slenderman, Windigos, and all of my nightmare monsters I'm there with me having a poison-covered chainsaw. TIME TO DIE MAH SWEETS! 030

AssHar7 years ago
Doubtful I WON'T be happy with my personal heaven that includes pokemon, healing, and dank memes

ByrnToast8 years ago
That sounds like shit, then again my emotions are already pretty numb so i guess losing them altogether wouldnt hurt
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