You live in a mansion that can never be taken away from you, every girl wants to sleep with you (causing men to hate you) and you have an unlimited supply of fast food.
but
You're now a gay minimalist who eats healthy.
I will not


MasieWinchester8 years ago
Ayy im already gay so jokes on you

YTBRSosyalEmre2 years ago
me too
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emerly7 years ago
As a lesbian this one is amazing, I have a mansion, all the girls want to sleep with me ayy, no clutter, plus I won't feel the need to eat junk food whoop.

Hyltran3 months ago
But men will hate you for some reason. Probably including your gay man best friend.
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VeeveeGaming03142 years ago
Im bi, I'm a lady, oh wow thats kinda shady HELL YEAH IM GONNA PRESS IT

EikichiKuwabara6 years ago
*Hysterical Lesbian laughter in the distance*

Wallofcookies3 years ago
*Hysterical Asexual laughter in the distance*

Nutmegg2 years ago
Oh wait I'm dumb, clicked no but then realized you don't have to keep the food to yourself. Could"ve solved world hunger one taco bell burrito at a time.

captain Jack8 years ago
Oh my god!! Healthy food THE HORROR!

vodam6 years ago
Strawberrys, apples, And any other kind of fruit Is healthy.😔
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SkyeIsTheLimit8 years ago
Seriously im a gay girl, where is the downside

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gadlygamer2 years ago
jokes on you im so Ase that you cannot change me. ez win

Ironmaster5317 years ago
I gender identify as a robot, so I would be a gay robot? How does that work?

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Phacey3 years ago
I'm a lesbian who wants a big house despite not liking money and I have a crippling junk food addiction that needs to stop so ha

Madam_Crow3 years ago
Jokes on you I'm bi

Ieatarbys3 years ago
NOBODY SAID YOU COULDENT BE BI LOOPHOLE

GordonFreemanCumJar4 years ago
jokes on you im a female who is into all genders and i hate alot of men already

Alterra6 years ago
I'm bi, so half way there!

Akward_bisexual_furry5 years ago
Same

fluffypow209126 years ago
It said every girl wants to sleep with me... I'm a girl... so I guess that works out?

OliveTheDingo7 years ago
Well... Im a straight female but if i turn gay then..??? The other parts of this are tempting

Akward_bisexual_furry5 years ago
I'm a lesbian already lol so I gots no problems here

Adre Adri8 years ago
Meh .. Im already gay and i eat healthy . So no downside for me .

Robdog678 years ago
Your mansion is filled with fast foods
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SeemsLegit6 years ago
I'm a girl, so.....next button?

TrueRenegade7 years ago
It sounds like the ultimate liberal. No.

Z0m41e5 years ago
*giggles*

Awesomeness87 years ago
It"s 2017, you can't tell me what I am.

tydickson9 years ago
Ty Dickson

JonCronin7 years ago
If I had all that I would definitely be Gay :lighthearted and carefree.

EmilyAngstadt7 years ago
A. I can live in an almost-empty mansion and that"s still minimalist (I think) B. Gay woman C. sell the fast food to buy healthy food

Timelypat7 years ago
He used this one trick to get every girl to want to sleep with him (Men hate him)

Speed-of-sound Sonic8 years ago
Pfff the irony(laughing cuz i'm a girl)

vaclavko27 years ago
This doesnt make sense...

AgentDeez6 months ago
YOU'LL NEVER MAKE ME EAT HEALTHY... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

MasieWinchester8 years ago
Ayy im already gay so jokes on you

SnowflameStorm6 years ago
Haha I'm already a gay female so jokes on you XD

Is69dudes3 years ago
Ha that"s good

Kowhai7 years ago
I'm ace so joke"s on you

Revan_the_knight7 years ago
did it say that you can stop being gay

PlayMoreGames8 years ago
Girls want to sleep with you? Then you are already gay. (If you are a girl)

AsherPandora8 years ago
Lesbian so jokes on you

mymyofthesky6 years ago
This is great for the lesbians

Reagan7207 years ago
I'm a girl so

MelodyStars6 years ago
It"s a good day to be a woman with no interest in any romance of any kind, for the rest of it... let other people live in the house/mansion thing so it doesn't feel so big and what"s wrong with being healthy and allow the others to eat the fast food, as lo...[Show full comment]

BleedingSkyz7 years ago
Uncle pence can shock the gay away

AoifeRed7 years ago
not much change for me, I already live in a mansion, chicks hit on my left and right, I'm pansexual, the only difference is ill stop being a slob and will eat some healthy food :/

KaiLikesGreen7 years ago
Haha. I feel like I won. It never says you have to be a guy and you get the girls.

signofdjh7 years ago
im gay and dont need men so hah

bannajoe2 months ago
what if i was glenn quagmire

ZenovZ8 years ago
I will not become Donald Trump

SnipingHunt016 years ago
I'm a gay guy so there"s no reason for me to take this

Kotte3 years ago
Its impossible for me to be that so yes

Tautauchev77 years ago
It never said completely gay.

KubGirl147 years ago
What"s the point of having unlimited fast food when you eat healthy?

DjGooey7 years ago
Sell the fast food for money

MC SKELLY 7 years ago
if everyone hates me then why am i gay then

Anthinatus5 years ago
What about gay men?
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