Will You Press The Button?

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Just ask someone who will always say yes to any question then ask them "Can i use my Psychic powers at any time for any reason and also ignore any request for me to Use/ Not Use my Psychic powers at will." they will respond "Yes you may use your Psychic po...[Show full comment]

JonCena8 years ago

Murder=Fun

imavirginnn3 years ago

thanks for the advice jon cena

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MrsEvansHiddleston7 years ago

Soooo... basically become the Winter Soldier?

SilverHalt6 years ago

Heak yeh

Apollo9242 years ago

Murder them!

gadlygamer2 years ago

screw the government i do what i want

Katze7 years ago

Whooops the government was the wrong person to kill

Meta-Ton3 years ago

So im a slave with super powers..... Good. Fuck that!

Icode17 years ago

if i play my cards right i could control the government and the world ....... que evil laughter

Megan72417 years ago

But you can't use your powers without permission form the government, so like idk

Evil_J3 years ago

Jason Bourne got nothin on me

SilentJill3453 years ago

1.Ask if you can use your power. 2.Use Mind Control 3.MURDER IS FUN 4.Profit

Famalam7 years ago

Lol just kill the government

ththomas93 years ago

Sounds good. You"re my first target!

Rexina6 years ago

Yay.I can amazing psychic powers

yofacegamer7 years ago

this comment will get the least amount of likes

MrDoobles2 years ago

Downvote :)

Thomas_Tinkerton7 years ago

Make them give you permission for evrrything and then make them destroy all physical evidence and wipe their memories afterwards. So, a year of deleting evidence you have a life of pshycic powers.

Aaron Waterson11 years ago

Make them give you permission by controlling them.

Weirddude434 years ago

Exactly, but they wouldnt know, would they?

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Futurefounda17 years ago

Ask for permission to do something to them that they will love. Make them do whatever you want. Use your powers. Never do weird stuff. Win-win

JackRock7 years ago

and my life as a bad-ass begin

Gerry28778 years ago

Hell yeah. Kill people and be badass, I'll take it.

Korthar8 years ago

So I get amazing powers but I can't ever use them for myself? No thanks I want to go on irresponsible rampages with my god-like powers thank you.

Icode17 years ago

yes and exactly

ButtonLord8 years ago

For the sake of civil life (and i hate the goverment), i will not.

eeeee8 years ago

am I an assasin of the Templars then?

Katie Riedy11 years ago

Ask for permission to use the powers got your mission, then kill them instead.

yourfavouritebaguette6 years ago

good one

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William Bishop11 years ago

Immortality so I can play with the government for a few decades, and destroy their consciousnesses when I have to kill an innocent (I'll know because telepathy)

WubbaLubbaDubDub7 years ago

You don't have immortality, you only have psychic powers and you can't look at any time in the future that they don't give you permission to look at xD

Kyle Freeman11 years ago

i would use them aginst the goverment

WubbaLubbaDubDub7 years ago

Did you even read it? You can't use them against the government unless the government gives you permission to use them against the government -_-

Lena Arya Stevens11 years ago

no point if I cant chose when to use them

That_OP_Kitten8 years ago

loop hole

OliveInky3 years ago

So be deadpool but legal?

Johnny Joist11 years ago

Create your own government. use your powers. Nody said it must be the government of a country with more than one person.

iiSamG7 years ago

You "can" amazing psychic powers

Kaitlynmorefield6 years ago

It would kinda be like being a gladiator

------7 years ago

KILL THE GOVERNMENT

viktormn8 years ago

i only see that i have to work for the government, but can just kill them. or controll them to never give me a mission

ThatWeirdGuyFromTheBus8 years ago

Piero ima problema

Nickanater8 years ago

I would use the psychic powers to make your grammar better

Zletro7 years ago

Control the government controlling me

Sc_3ta30093 years ago

U do faster kill the government

Daedolon Mage9 years ago

I don't care I would kill government with mah pawers and I would do whatever i want, so no downside for meh... (Though I would be feared and entire world would attempt to kill me)

ThatGuyOnTheStreet8 years ago

Your country may have chaos in it as a consequence of your acts...

Bebebe7 years ago

You can just control them to say you could buse bbqnitnyour powers whenever where ever and if they find out control em again and/or kill em

Unsun998 years ago

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no name5788 years ago

MOAR

The Unkown8 years ago

i would just kill the government

Annoyingperson4204 years ago

I"ve always wanted to be an assassin soo...

swordanddagger8 years ago

where's the downside

RavenclawTrash6 years ago

sign me the fuck up

X123466 years ago

Trump!!! Trump!!!

tarkie7 years ago

soo i'm a ghost from sc2 ?

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egads3 months ago

If I can never use my powers without explicit permission, then why bother having powers?

darkslayer9 years ago

I give myself the permission to use my powers to kill the government

DarkShark1278 years ago

IT WONT BE FUN

ShadowJet10 years ago

i would do what I wanted and if they tried to kill me i would kill the whole government.

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