Will You Press The Button?

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Just ask someone who will always say yes to any question then ask them "Can i use my Psychic powers at any time for any reason and also ignore any request for me to Use/ Not Use my Psychic powers at will." they will respond "Yes you may use your Psychic po...[Show full comment]

JonCena8 years ago

Murder=Fun

imavirginnn3 years ago

thanks for the advice jon cena

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MrsEvansHiddleston7 years ago

Soooo... basically become the Winter Soldier?

SilverHalt6 years ago

Heak yeh

Apollo9242 years ago

Murder them!

gadlygamer2 years ago

screw the government i do what i want

Katze7 years ago

Whooops the government was the wrong person to kill

Meta-Ton3 years ago

So im a slave with super powers..... Good. Fuck that!

Icode17 years ago

if i play my cards right i could control the government and the world ....... que evil laughter

Megan72417 years ago

But you can't use your powers without permission form the government, so like idk

Evil_J3 years ago

Jason Bourne got nothin on me

SilentJill3453 years ago

1.Ask if you can use your power. 2.Use Mind Control 3.MURDER IS FUN 4.Profit

Famalam7 years ago

Lol just kill the government

ththomas93 years ago

Sounds good. You"re my first target!

Rexina6 years ago

Yay.I can amazing psychic powers

yofacegamer7 years ago

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MrDoobles2 years ago

Downvote :)

Thomas_Tinkerton7 years ago

Make them give you permission for evrrything and then make them destroy all physical evidence and wipe their memories afterwards. So, a year of deleting evidence you have a life of pshycic powers.

Aaron Waterson11 years ago

Make them give you permission by controlling them.

Weirddude434 years ago

Exactly, but they wouldnt know, would they?

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Futurefounda17 years ago

Ask for permission to do something to them that they will love. Make them do whatever you want. Use your powers. Never do weird stuff. Win-win

JackRock7 years ago

and my life as a bad-ass begin

Gerry28778 years ago

Hell yeah. Kill people and be badass, I'll take it.

Korthar8 years ago

So I get amazing powers but I can't ever use them for myself? No thanks I want to go on irresponsible rampages with my god-like powers thank you.

Icode17 years ago

yes and exactly

ButtonLord8 years ago

For the sake of civil life (and i hate the goverment), i will not.

eeeee8 years ago

am I an assasin of the Templars then?

Katie Riedy11 years ago

Ask for permission to use the powers got your mission, then kill them instead.

yourfavouritebaguette6 years ago

good one

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William Bishop11 years ago

Immortality so I can play with the government for a few decades, and destroy their consciousnesses when I have to kill an innocent (I'll know because telepathy)

WubbaLubbaDubDub7 years ago

You don't have immortality, you only have psychic powers and you can't look at any time in the future that they don't give you permission to look at xD

Lena Arya Stevens11 years ago

no point if I cant chose when to use them

Kyle Freeman11 years ago

i would use them aginst the goverment

WubbaLubbaDubDub7 years ago

Did you even read it? You can't use them against the government unless the government gives you permission to use them against the government -_-

Rod7 years ago

I just control em...

TheFakeBryanGiha8 years ago

Step one: Ask for permission to use mind control powers for a mission. Step 2: Use the mind control powers on them instead, as you have permission to use those powers. Step 3: Tell them to give you explicit permission to use all of your powers at any time....[Show full comment]

TheFakeBryanGiha8 years ago

Or you could just get somebody else's permission for using your powers. Never says you need the government's permission.

Nic10 years ago

I'd quit

dovahkiin658 years ago

assassin working for the government with psychic powers sounds like a fun career.

Alphatech6 years ago

secretly plot to overthrow the government, then when you have shadow puppet control of it do whatever you want

Thomas Koenders11 years ago

going Dishonored up in this bitch

yofacegamer7 years ago

kill them, easy

ronny-atm7 years ago

Cool I wanna be an assassin. Plus I could threaten them to take off these stupid bans.

Swagraptor8 years ago

I really wanted to be human charizard ( pyrokinesis )

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Buttholeking698 years ago

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dankmemes1017 years ago

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kvk4life9 years ago

Becoming a unstoppable force of psionic power AND gettin paid for it? Sign me up Scotty!

Theholymemes7 years ago

Well I can exploit that

Ilovetorture4 years ago

What are they going to do shoot a gun at you just fucking kill them can't take away your powers if they"re dead

Melissa Leman11 years ago

I hate the current government...BTW sounds like Dr. Manhattan from Watchmen

10000horsepower7 years ago

I mean the permission part is a bit of a downside, but hey, we can't legally use chemical/biological weapons for humane reasons, so I guess it"s understandable.