You will never have to eat, drink or breathe again
but
All food will taste like uncooked Brussels sprouts and every liquid will taste like olive oil
I will not


Yu_Narukami3 months ago
Yuck! Brussels sprouts!

gamer_suki8 years ago
That's a pretty bad downside since I wouldn't have to eat or drink anyway

Piotr Grochowski7 years ago
I'll feel sad without good tastes.

GalladeEndy0024 years ago
Eat girls pussy it isnt food so it will have normal taste

Felix George Liver11 years ago
well duh if i never have to eat then i won't eat idiots

thewelshlord4524 years ago
Sometimes eating isn't about necessity, it is about enjoyment
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Faedonthemage7 years ago
But brussel sprouts taste good!

summersweets7 years ago
how stupif

summersweets7 years ago
how stupid just like how i spelled stupid before

Psyduck7 years ago
First of all, I"d never have to eat anyway, so it doesn't matter what food would taste like. Also, when did it become such a hassle to breathe???

abcx6 years ago
Am I the only one who wonders how losing and gaining weight would work if you didn't have to eat? Do you just keep your current weight forever? Do you lose weight until you"re average? I think the most logical theory would be that the amount of calories yo...[Show full comment]

James Fisher11 years ago
BUT I NEEDS MA BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bodhiskywalker5 years ago
bacon kinda sucks
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Micheal Baldon11 years ago
If I don't have to eat, I won't eat. Simple as that. Get your facts straight, you 54% of people.

what-in-the-world2 years ago
i still want to eat
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Silverwolf449 years ago
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☆*: .。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆8 years ago
Dude im happy if I can eat or drink a smoothie or something.why is it a result???

quirkycloudy8 years ago
i like drinking, and frankly breathing

Gohan is the best dbz character8 years ago
Thank you if I don't have to I won't eat drink or breath

Batman11122233333 years ago
First of all, how would gaining and losing weight work, and I COULD LIVE UNDER WATER, HOLY FRICK.

DiamondHerobrine8 years ago
...Hum... What is uncooked Brussels sprouts ?

name_not_taken7 years ago
You would not miss something that you never knwew of. I belive in reincarnation only, and i Will never have to pay for food again. Just think of how much time & money it takes to eat, drink and breath. I would also be immune to lounge & co diseases, as i d...[Show full comment]

tommy2kelvin10 years ago
But I don't have to eat, drink or breath? Unless someone knows that it's torture for me (which the question doesn't say), I'm in the clear.

QuizSolver6 years ago
So EVERYTHING! will get worse and I will die.

Pyrobolon8 years ago
I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT BACON OR DONUTS OR STEAK OR MILKSHAKES OR ICE CREAM OR

Kyutiecancer6667 years ago
Same here

Axtion Bastrd11 years ago
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Jackson Tutt8 years ago
But I like food!

Yurilover8 years ago
I don't need to eat or drink idiotic fools -_-

Alexandre Epanya11 years ago
THERE MOM, NOBODY LIKES BRUSSELS SPROUTS

DerpyQwerty8 years ago
Damn my love for food! ;-;

sandford139 years ago
i would like to breathe,drink and eat

BobTheSmartAss8 years ago
You can breath eat and drink but you don't need to, so you can hold your breath forever never starve and never be dehydrated

Dexagon6 months ago
NO CHICKEN WINGS!?

Cheshire shadow8 years ago
nopenopenopenopenopenope

GoogleMeMate7 years ago
Hey if i press this button ill never have to spend pluming on toilets.Plus never need to walk into a stinky bathroom.

tydickson9 years ago
Ty Dickson

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Erin Tait11 years ago
BUT FOOD IS GOOD

Hugs25258 years ago
But I don't have to eat or drink in the first place.

Hobounderthebridge4 years ago
I like eating, so this is a major pass

Trolerp8 years ago
YOU CANT JUST RUIN COKKE AND YOU COULD NEVER EAT ICE CREAM

Bruhman9088 years ago
Didn't say I didn't know loophole people. Loop hoooooooooooooole

Bruhman9088 years ago
I met to put a period between know and loophole

Cocoacuphead6 years ago
I can spend more money n video games

BooperDooper8 years ago
Even if I didn't need to eat, I'd honestly still eat my favorite foods if they tasted the same

Gerias8 years ago
Fun facto: That's the taste of an hentai slime girl! Wanna try?

DragonEXE6 years ago
Da fuq?

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Ozzy99978 years ago
I like eating food the taste of the delicous food is your mouth DX but I also hadn't eaten Brussels sprouts DX a life hard decision

ControlExcept7678 years ago
Why do I have to never do that stuff? I dont wanna be a Scuba Diver, dont wanna be a Astronaught. Food taste good. Sometimes.

Mobcraft1018 years ago
Well if I don't have to eat, then I won't have to worry about bad tastes :-)

SilentJill3453 years ago
B-but noodle senpai and water kun....

lul8 years ago
um, if I don't HAVE to eat or drink, I wont eat them, plus with the whole 'no breathing' part of it, there is no such thing as drowning YES

AdrianAPV037 years ago
Cant breathe= can live in space. I dont want to live forever

oldnotweak9 years ago
olive oil would kind of suck but i LOVE raw Brussels sprouts

CameronCollins6 years ago
Vanilla Wafers paired with milk is too delicious.
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