CANDY, WHENEVER YOU WANT IT.
but
Every piece has a 5% chance of also being a laxative.
I will not


BlazoBoom8 years ago
Just summon tons of candy and sell it. "Chance Candy - It could be a laxative!" XD

Gamerfreak1225last year
I was about to say no but after reading this I think I’d be funny too
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TnTFurY8 years ago
Yay cavities and the shits for everyone!!!!

MohamedAmineBlock6 years ago
Win-win situation.

BlackMagic18125 years ago
Hol up

SeabassJames7 years ago
End world hunger and constipation!

DarthKalpa7 years ago
You roll a d20... on a natural 1, it"s laxative.

Ha not gonna Harlem9 years ago
Who wishes to play a game

Quack-Peep9 years ago
Sell it :P

Honeybadgerkc317 years ago
This is the second time I have been on this question

anh7 years ago
That doesnt matter i can just sit on the toilet and eat candy

F0x7r077 years ago
Fuck I got a laxitive

Cheshire shadow8 years ago
in the bathroom when i do it.

Scarlet The Fox7 years ago
youre gonna "do" the candy? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

spaace8 years ago
I LIKE THOSE ODDS

HeleenDuren6 years ago
IKR it"s like 95% of the time just candy

MaximumDonutOverload9 years ago
THROW IT AT THE HOMELESS!

Aulain7 years ago
I don't see a downside. I already easily get constipated.

RetroNerd8 years ago
So worth it.

Buttux8 years ago
I don't have to eat the candy myself.

Menelik Sanders11 years ago
I'm lactose intolerant so its already more then 5%

JoyfulNoiseMaker2 years ago
In case people need to be explained this, milk IS in candy. For example, right out of the gate, chocolate, unless it is high-cocoa chocolate specifically, has a lot of dairy as a base as well as the sugar to make it not bitter as shit (because chocolate, i...[Show full comment]
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Trevor Valance11 years ago
candy AND fix spontaenous constipation? im in.

Roger|Pro8 years ago
Then I will eat the candy that I buy and give the candy that I make to people

Mangomagmaman6 years ago
Have one massive never ending string of different types of candy. PROBLEM SOLVED

evodokim8 years ago
so just eat them on the toilet with a life supply of toilet paper so your always ready

Kaitlynholbrook6 years ago
Always constipated so win win

Waffle_Wumbo8 years ago
Too much candy= vomit

Meduckie9 years ago
ECH WHO CARES? YES

iamnoone7 years ago
I JUST GOT THE BEST IDEA EVER. eat the candy in a bathroom

gamermuchpoints8 years ago
Im in a diet XD

Yeetus-the-feetus3 years ago
I"d get a bunch of it and then sell it all. 5% are the minority so they would get ingored or not recognized.

Meggles Sploofimax11 years ago
certain artificial sweeteners already have a very small laxative effect. if thats the kind you mean, im in

Ethodox8 years ago
Don't even like candy tbh

SquidSquid036 years ago
Laxatives don’t affect me! *has explosive diarrhea* Crap...

i_dont_know_tbh_xxx8 years ago
idk what a laxative is but im not risking that

CODEX077 years ago
I always eat laxative candy

smart one8 years ago
quit lieing. i know u want it

XxHugo_GuatexX8 years ago
I don't like candy

Flanchan20028 years ago
You get free candy so I don't care, and it's only a 5% chance.

Eoku2 years ago
Fun fact: There is a common artificial sweetener often used in candy that is also a laxative. It"s called Sorbitol.

Light Yagami10 years ago
A one in twenty chance of messing yourself. But unlimited candy. I say it's worth it.

AubreeEasley7 years ago
Whats laxative?

AubreeEasley7 years ago
Never mind

Megalodonslava6 years ago
Get people working for you and start a huge buisness and people check the candy for a living and get money and you become rich and become CANDY KING

DOGEgotGAME8 years ago
Downside on both ends... I hate candy...

TBAdriel8 years ago
i dont really like candy that much

AnimePanda118 years ago
I don't even like candy so I'll pass.

Raebort8 years ago
wear diapers

BartekTomasik6 years ago
What does laxative mean?

HeleenDuren6 years ago
5% change that it makes you poop

CSXsonic9 years ago
#YOLOOOOO

SAKO4444GODZ7 years ago
you"d notice if it"s a pill and not a KitKat

MegaDoge6 years ago
🐱🍫
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ITS_HOOVEY8 years ago
@Menelek Sanders You dumb ass it says laxative not lactose READ THE QUESTION

Cuddles1337 years ago
Same I'm lactose intolerant so it doesn't really matter

HenryWong1227 years ago
That doesn't make any sense.

pikoshawott8 years ago
Sure y not

LilyMalfloySimp3 years ago
I can't have sugar so imma sell that"s hit
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