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You invent the funniest joke in the world and it always makes you laugh.
but
You can never tell it to anyone else.
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TrueComment2 months ago
A quick Google search tells me that "telling" does not include performing sign language as part of its definition, for whatever reason.

pengie92908 years ago
...So basically my sense of humor remains unchanged?

Vortex12126 years ago
I got that one though (i snickered)

ANoob7 years ago
Tell? Like speaking? K, just write it down to some people and tell them to say the joke to other people :D

Skull4ever7 years ago
Write it into convinient place and sign it ;)

Babes7 years ago
I'll just be that person in the corner laughing to themselves

Schplexus3 years ago
Der Mann zwei Pandas plitsch platsch dreizehn Sand Augen zu bumm. (The man two pandas "plitsch platsch" thirteen sand close the eyes boom.)

Jason Cee11 years ago
I'm at a funeral then start thinking about that joke and laugh my ass off

ArtPsycho8 years ago
that makes you a dumbass

VelocityRaptor288 years ago
there is no point to having a joke you cannot tell

Wiups4 years ago
Lets say youre really depressed and BOOM all of the sudden your laughing in tears
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Unknown--B37 years ago
U can't tell anyone, but u could text someone the joke...😐😐😐

Tony Feenin11 years ago
Write it down

Animelover1568 years ago
Ill post it
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loverofbidoofs7 years ago
What"s da point but its a rly good joke (better not be that pikachu buss one cuz I hate it WAIT? IT IS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

thelocalcannon7 years ago
write it down and record it then play it during a funeral to lighten the mood, but everyone dies because they can't breathe from laughing so hard

Killermania6668 years ago
You could write it down and mysteriously drop it on accedent.

the baws8 years ago
They dint say u can write it

herobrine9 years ago
everyone will think I am insane every time I think about it...

Sniperboi7 years ago
lmao do it at a funeral

Killthebronies8 years ago
*friend talking to me* *thinks about my joke right after he said he developed a cure for cancer* AAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Joshua Montelibano11 years ago
What if someone overhears me say it?

tokenbird8 years ago
i can do that fine by myself x))))

Jason3686 years ago
So I can tell a joke like it.

KleptoDementia8 years ago
THEN I will tell it to my best friend "Nobody Else." Yeah, 'Anybody Else"? He is sooooooo stupid these days.

Seapony7 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwbnvkMRPKM

patetohunter8 years ago
In the middle of a funeral me: HAHAHAHA

GamerlolChatter9 years ago
Who in the world is gonne stop me HWHWHWHWHOOOHHOHAHAHAHAH im gonne tell it to evrybody :D

Dominatork1018 years ago
If you can't tell it, what is the point

Chanocraft 9 years ago
Loophole! Tell it to yourself in a journal and have someone else "accidentally" find the journal

LR07087 years ago
So basically you just get joy... so what exactly is bad about this.

Asdfpoop2875 years ago
What happens if i break the rules of this button?

Junaidee Jimmy Kok11 years ago
Happiest guy. EVER.

AwesomeDabber226047 years ago
Already did: What kind of dinosaur has the healthiest teeth? A FLOSSERAPTOR

Babes7 years ago
AHAHAHAHA. 10/10 humor

jaidenslayer8 years ago
Well I'll just post it on the internet

Glitterlolzz8 years ago
U text it

Ayyy8 years ago
There are so many loopholes.

Tuktu6 years ago
Whats the point im making a joke that you can never tell anyone

fansofpham9 years ago
why would i do that

KawaiiPrincess7 years ago
Write it down

qwertywarrior8 years ago
Why not free joke.

Erik Torres11 years ago
They never said you couldn't type or record yourself.

rozika118 years ago
bot i can write it XD

Foff3 years ago
atleast i can laughat sth then

autocar668 years ago
Write it down

nima19908 years ago
So you point being...?????!!!!!!!!

Illuminatipotato6 years ago
Write it down.

SEJD8 years ago
I can always write it. XD

AssHar7 years ago
Screw everyone else.

AlexXYZ2228 years ago
I pressed a question that while you're reading someeone's mind, he would read yours. LOOPHOLES!!

[email protected]8 years ago
Jokes are supposed to be told to other people, not to just yourself.

Tom Bombadil9 years ago
Never says I can't write it in a book. $$$

SrCell8 years ago
What about writing it? :P

Plague4 years ago
Monty Python. nah
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