Will You Press The Button?

TrueComment2 months ago

A quick Google search tells me that "telling" does not include performing sign language as part of its definition, for whatever reason.

pengie92908 years ago

...So basically my sense of humor remains unchanged?

Vortex12126 years ago

I got that one though (i snickered)

ANoob7 years ago

Tell? Like speaking? K, just write it down to some people and tell them to say the joke to other people :D

Skull4ever7 years ago

Write it into convinient place and sign it ;)

Babes7 years ago

I'll just be that person in the corner laughing to themselves

Schplexus3 years ago

Der Mann zwei Pandas plitsch platsch dreizehn Sand Augen zu bumm. (The man two pandas "plitsch platsch" thirteen sand close the eyes boom.)

Jason Cee11 years ago

I'm at a funeral then start thinking about that joke and laugh my ass off

ArtPsycho8 years ago

that makes you a dumbass

VelocityRaptor288 years ago

there is no point to having a joke you cannot tell

Wiups4 years ago

Lets say youre really depressed and BOOM all of the sudden your laughing in tears

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Unknown--B37 years ago

U can't tell anyone, but u could text someone the joke...😐😐😐

Tony Feenin11 years ago

Write it down

Animelover1568 years ago

Ill post it

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loverofbidoofs7 years ago

What"s da point but its a rly good joke (better not be that pikachu buss one cuz I hate it WAIT? IT IS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

thelocalcannon7 years ago

write it down and record it then play it during a funeral to lighten the mood, but everyone dies because they can't breathe from laughing so hard

Killermania6668 years ago

You could write it down and mysteriously drop it on accedent.

the baws8 years ago

They dint say u can write it

Cactus763 years ago

How could it be the funniest joke in the world if no one can hear it

Sebastian Downing11 years ago

what if you do?

DanieLikezChoco7 years ago

So, it"s not like I CAN'T tell anyone UNLESS . . .

Seth_the_Lucario8 years ago

Oh no! Killer Joke!

Kikaio8 years ago

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LovroSambolec6 years ago

ok ill write it ofn a peace of paper lol

StrikerBeast9 years ago

THERE IS NO DOWNSIDE???

DDude227 years ago

Why not

Crsinator8 years ago

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jshaw718 years ago

Why can't I tell it to anyone else?

yodude9 years ago

Hahaha i agree with da fish

Woululuu8 years ago

No one said i cant write it down ;D

Menardas-reply-and-post6 years ago

PSHHH I ALWAYS KEEP SECRET JOKES

Blue Harold11 years ago

inside jokes are the best

leon king7 years ago

type it comments what do you call a criminal bird with a cold ill-eagle

FurLife6 years ago

Makes me think of Monty Python only without death...

Jaeger8 years ago

im not losing anything here

Killthebronies8 years ago

*friend talking to me* *thinks about my joke right after he said he developed a cure for cancer* AAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH