Will You Press The Button?

daabat58 years ago

I love smell of diabetes in the morning

Loophole man8 years ago

9/11 was also a serious thing and now look. Making jokes/dank memes help ease the pain.

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geekygirl2288 years ago

you'll get sick of cookies AND die early from all the sugar

snowman24last year

seys you

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dannyade36 years ago

Fat with a lot of bruises no upside unless you sell the cookies

oceanwaterpug274 years ago

That"s the point, free money from cookie sell

Jacksepticeyefan 8 years ago

U would look like a badass

Emglo9 months ago

my thoughts exactly

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FaZeHarambe7 years ago

I would love to have a scar on my face forever I would be a bad ass and I would have cookies

AmazingDragons6 years ago

Sell da cookies and make money

KeemstarTrolls6 years ago

Diabetes here I come!

ShinyNox8 years ago

I pressed o the button with infinity money before.I pay some guys to build a super suit. I would throw cookies at so many people's that I don't like.

HumanRepresentative696 years ago

yo how bad-ass would I look when im all black, red, and scarry?

lifehacker4207 years ago

Can your bruises and cuts get smaller? Like 0.00000001 millimeters wide? They"re still there, so...FREE COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tour Xiu Rose11 years ago

Psh, cookies will rid them.

lofine7 years ago

Agreed

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Clayton A. Usher11 years ago

Cookies and looking like i just won the biggest fight ever!...I THINK YES!

Constanza Margot Ibacache Recabarren11 years ago

Bring it on bitch.

Kurt Gifkins11 years ago

WHO CARES COOKIES, (also i can sell them and make 1 million dollars)

Alanna Elric11 years ago

I could say I was on the front line of war.

Linda Rose French11 years ago

FOR THE COOKIES

oceanwaterpug274 years ago

Free money from selling best cookies ever made

GsterBlaterUnd3rtale7 years ago

Simple solution: don't get hurt. Ever. And if you do get hurt, get a small wound. Don't jump off buildings or step on legos. Just. Don't. Get. Hurt.

Shadic_Gamer8 years ago

Like... REALLY?!?!!??

COUNTERLOGIC1359 years ago

must.... cLICK

ApocalypseGamer6 years ago

I could solve world hunger but I could also give some people diabetes. And I’d probably just wear some heavy duty armor every day

LogicalUser10 years ago

COOKIES!

TheSeanannerWorld8 years ago

How the HECK would you GET all of the scars and bruises? Your current Wounds and bruises? your emotional scars? HOW THE HECK DO YOU GET THE BRUISES?!?!

Totaledcactus227 years ago

This dude"s comment is from 47 years ago??!?!?!!!

Rerun248 years ago

cookies or a giant gashing wound that can never heal? How many cookies do I get? Can they cause cellular regeneration?

ilove5sos4 years ago

i want those cookies!!!!!

CTViolet9 years ago

FUCK WOUNDS COVER IT WITH COOKIES *clicks button*

punchthatbutton6 years ago

Doesn't mean they won't heal though

mr.whatface8 years ago

RAKE IN THOSE CASH DOLLARS FROM YOUR COOKIE SALES BITCH!!

GlutNy6 years ago

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

potato12gaga8 years ago

1.press button 2.sell cookies 3.??? 4.profit

Mr.Lextro9 years ago

What if it is the cookies on a computer?

Thisguy!8 years ago

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freepornsupplier20032 years ago

You become the Cookie Monster who gets a paper cut and dies later on in life cuz it never healed and kept on bleeding

SJAZ4 years ago

just donate the cookie supply to a science team to find a cure

WolfTamer7 years ago

Yay frosted cookies 4 life

MrPijus1239 years ago

Not a fan of cookies

CaydenIsHere8 years ago

I would look like a fucking badass

yagizandro10 years ago

I think I wont get out of my house if I had unlimited cookies

thebuttonpresser20076 years ago

My dream imagine it you look tough and you have cookies for life

Matix7773 years ago

cookie clicker dreams also i could earrase entire world if id liek to like that

LeilaniMonica7 years ago

those bitches want junk unless their a f**king BAD @$$ who wants damn cookies instead of candy with chocolate dip your choice

starlight668 years ago

I don't even want the cookies I just want bruises for my whole life

TheRealMudkip137 years ago

Get a cool scar on your eye, press the button, sell the cookies, lose weight, look badass, and be rich

brianyankonator9 years ago

i would look like a boss!

Bruhwhatisthis6 years ago

Where"s the downside? 😂😂

owen066709 years ago

I Dont Get Hurt Much Wheres The Downside?

The Howling Wolf8 years ago

Scars enhance things but I don't have any of these.I don't mean to sound like a big baby,but I like cookies

TimmyTheHobo7 years ago

World Hunger solved, and the bruises and wounds mark the hero who did it. Of course, everybody"s fat, but I still solved World Hunger.

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