Will You Press The Button?

You find out vampires are real and you can become one, live forever, & use your vampire powers to stop terrorists.

but

You sparkle.

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Nyabell8 years ago

terrorist: WE'RE BLOWING UP THIS PLACE me: not on my gay ass, -hairflip, sparkles, bamf af-

Zombi35 years ago

This is beautiful

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Lizzycat8 years ago

THERE is no DOWNSIDE i would love to be a vanpiere

Pinkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy9 months ago

sorry you got a piece of shit in your replies, hope you are doing well eell

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Dr. Who?8 years ago

I see no downside here.

skidmark6347 years ago

so?

MagnusBaneandTonyStark6 years ago

Twilight???

SavageAnimeGod6 years ago

So I'mma look like Edward from Twilight

Udontknowhoiam7 years ago

Um... Is anyone else thinking of twilight?

pikachu16267 years ago

no duh

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ARW1237 years ago

Werewolves for life

pikachu16267 years ago

I <3 jacob {werewolf] but I love vamps too

DioBrando175 years ago

I reject my humanity Jojo

Cursedcomments4 years ago

"WRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY!"

dudebro1018 years ago

No some one call the Winchesters

CastielHasThePhonebox7 years ago

Ikr

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youpressthebuttonbutthebuttonpressesyou8 years ago

press presspress but are you pressing or is the button pressing who is pressing who

derpface3217 years ago

wut does "you sparkle" mean

ArinBowling6 years ago

You shine in random areas of your body.

Jackie Horst11 years ago

ALL OF MY NOPE.

FantasyKitten7 years ago

YEP YEP YEP-O!!!

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Zeldafan20037 years ago

I CAN SPARKLE???!?!?!?!? DONE!!!!! DEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Slams fist on button*

_Ybiko_7 years ago

I don't mind a bit glitter £3£

sans111i7 years ago

Sparkle magic

youpressthebuttonbutthebuttonpressesyou8 years ago

u pres the buton but the buton preses u

Signe Machado11 years ago

I don't like Twilight, but being able to sparkle would be pretty awesome.

Kohl Russell11 years ago

heheeheeehe

Taker_of_Hells3 years ago

Tee hee

Benji Schanus11 years ago

For the greater gooooood!

Flamm OfIrk11 years ago

*faeries are real *faerie powers

ImNotAFish7 years ago

*press* 10 minutes later “ALAHUAK-oooh sparkles!”

Loto8 years ago

*jumps off cliff*

Hehe-look-in-your-toilet7 years ago

Thats fine, i dont go outside anyways

bmr3128 years ago

please no twilight

DrPhoenixYT5 years ago

FUCK TWILIGHT!!!!!

BeliLapranTheCat8 years ago

It's for the greater good. Plus Sparkles are amazing.

Bryony Harrison11 years ago

If I was a vampire, I'd be a real vampire, sparkle or no sparkle.

IHateFeminism8 years ago

I can be a fabulous vampire. Not one of those gay Twilight vampires, I'll take my sparkles and own that shit. "Here comes count fabulous."

goldChrysalis9 years ago

heheh people think the sparkling bit is gay.... i already am! :D

GBWYMaxwell6 years ago

*Gayness intensifies*

Titan_jager 8 years ago

No downside

Powerfulish7 years ago

You would look stylish while saving the world

SkunkRouge8 years ago

GOD NO.

Marshmallow Dude Army8 years ago

God doesn't even exist.

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DaQueenOfMeows6 years ago

What’s the downside?

Wolf227778 years ago

I'm not a vampire. I'm a Wolf.

JazzimoX7 years ago

Umm...

EponymousAnonymous8 years ago

SARDINES!

shortboynoah2 years ago

BRO WHERE"s THE FREAKING DOWNSIDEFNS JGSDEJ AEK TNWA TNS N FSIE NYA

Tokayyoshi8 years ago

Just as long as I'm green!

Maximus Vendramin11 years ago

So my teeth already sparkle

BLACKCOUGAR687 years ago

I H8 GLITTER

Gengrevious8 years ago

Soooooo twilight

Marla694 years ago

Aoyama is a vampire

EternalLuiz8 years ago

Like,yo in a party, grab a flashlight aiming at yourself and say Let's get started

Heather Osburn11 years ago

I wouldn't be a vampire whether I sparkled or not. Loss of humanity? Nah, I'll stay mortal.

The Howling Wolf6 years ago

screw twillight, but if this was "werewolves" instead of vampires...

marcus7418 years ago

where's the downside

Miluna6 years ago

this is a win-win.

GurlOfDaButton8 years ago

I girl sparkle fine

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