You wouldn't age
but
You would have to eat your cat
I will not


Maharid7 months ago
I don't have a cat.

RedTheFox7 years ago
Doesn't say what kind of cat. I have a gummy cat.

Z0m41e6 years ago
Yummy logic here.
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afuller8 years ago
Seriously Yet another fucking immortality one, No fucks given about immortality.

TeamAwesomeness6 years ago
"if you don't age,you don't die" false. you can still die in other ways if you don't age.
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Earnest Buzon11 years ago
Joke's on you, I'm part Chinese

YEETUSCLEETUS3 years ago
I don't have a cat so this is an absolute win
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Simi-chan7 years ago
It didn't say the cat couldn't be made of chocolate

supsick8 years ago
OH HELL NO

Kiaru_Cookie7 years ago
I dont want to eat my best friend. So NO.

ST3ALTHY7 years ago
U r lonely

HayleeivyjeanHayesgamer7 years ago
Why would you eat someone you love??!??!?!?!?

DottySpot7 years ago
I"M NOT EATING MY FLIPPING CAT AND NOT AGING WOULD SUCK AT MY AGE

MajesticOccelot7 years ago
No. I love my cat too much.

CODEX076 years ago
Even your profile picture is a cat!

Sarah Reedy11 years ago
i don't have a cat... haha. i win

Taker_of_Hells3 years ago
Me too
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MichaelCarroll7 years ago
WHO THE FUCK WOULD EAT THEIR CAT. You Bought It

EllieJ7 years ago
MY PRECIOUS CAT DON'T YOU DARE TRY AND EAT HIM

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Magicaldogcat1165--7 years ago
I'm with you

Riptide5167 years ago
Jokes on you I don't have a cat

Godmaster6 years ago
I'll eat candy cat (Win-win)

FurriestFurry6 years ago
I have a dog. No downside.

doomguy646 years ago
No cat. Free immortality.

CastielLovesDean7 years ago
WHY DO PEOPLE THINK IMMORTALITY IS A GOOD IDEA???????

Robster7 years ago
I don't have cat win win

Pickel_Rick7 years ago
I don't have a cat s0 my cat plushie????

ValleMagnusson7 years ago
It"s nownside and no upside fot me cause i don't have a cat but i want to age

xX HelloThere Xx8 years ago
I have kittens-and when they become cats... I'll call them kittens!! Tee hee

Totalwinna8 years ago
If you were born not aging then you would be a baby forever

connermckay8 years ago
I have a dead cat

Iesuwa8 years ago
Haha I'm part jap nice try

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Jacob J. Cable11 years ago
don't have a cat but for no ageing i would buy one.....

Xiaxiaokid8 years ago
#win

Chris Can Fly11 years ago
... i have 14 cats.. does that mean.. or do i chose?

CODEX076 years ago
That’s a lot of cats...

Vickydj Djambazova11 years ago
I have no cat

Annie Young11 years ago
I don't have a cat ha!

Osamudiamen Okundaye11 years ago
Sucks for you, I don't have a cat.

Brennan Moore11 years ago
I've eaten enough Chinese food that I probably have eaten a whole cat.

Davian Thule11 years ago
Well I'd like to age just a little bit at least.

Ace Toshimi11 years ago
HELL NO ME GUSTA ES MUCHO YO GATO!!!!!!!

Voodoo Sally11 years ago
do i have to eat the whole cat? how much cat must i eat? may i cook the cat? there are too many questions here

Anastasia Yartseva11 years ago
Well, Im kind of hungry....

Corey Di Bella11 years ago
Don't even have a cat.

Tony Feenin11 years ago
I could go for some sesame kitten

Max Hatfield11 years ago
Cats are assholes anyway.

Cheyenne Martinez11 years ago
I'm allergic to cats so..... I technically cant

Tara Kealy11 years ago
i have no cat

Мартин Петков11 years ago
I'm so sorry Oscar but it's dinner time...

Matthew Merrill11 years ago
It's only once, and I dislike her sometimes.

Hannah Rashefa Gultom11 years ago
I don't even like my age. And I would never hurt any cat, much less eat one.

Aedrian Francisco11 years ago
i have no cat so AH

Daiannie Vera11 years ago
I could eat my cat for this reason :)
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