Will You Press The Button?

You get a year supply of pizza

but

you have to share

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duckbutt9 years ago

then i can have awesome pizza nights with my friends!

Ublimuted6 years ago

Friends? What are they? :(

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Eran9 years ago

Nobody says how much I have to share

ThePaulDude4 years ago

I"d keep a handful for myself & give out the rest.

KittenRAWR429 years ago

I shall be free pizza man and destroy the pizza business forever YAY

I-Pressed-The-Button-But-Nothing-Happened7 years ago

let me tell you the problem with this. if the pizza business is destroyed within an year, your supply will stop before an year, but the service has to last an year. now, you have to either make pizza yourself, serve it to you, and share,or let the pizza co...[Show full comment]

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SammyOMG067 years ago

Whats wrong with sharing？

MrWrongIsRight7 years ago

Sharing is caring

Ajdaboss1019 years ago

Ok but I will share 1 bite

JetfirenJetstorm9 years ago

I aways share with someone when i eat pizza, fuck this lol

Zomshmee9 years ago

No downside. I like sharing. I'd be full after four slices anyways. That'd be my whole day's amount. the rest they can fight over themselves

Dark225 years ago

the twelve% of people who picked no are selfish assholes

Pusheeny7 years ago

Share one slice

GreenPhoenix7 years ago

And have a billion to yourself! GENIUS

David Wickner12 years ago

What's the downside?

Jay_Lachance013 years ago

There"s no

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Evergreen19599 years ago

Pizza is for sharing, bros! :D

Foxiroe9 years ago

I don't eat pizza...

AnthonyTellez7 years ago

Oops didn’t mean to like sorry about that

Blahgirlson10 years ago

Free pizza for all of the starving and hungry!

whale.nuffsaid10 years ago

Everyone starving in the world now has a free pizza everyday for a year :3

MarioKart9908 years ago

I DECLARE PIZZA FOR EVERYBODY ON THIS EARTH!

Mayonnaise is not an Instrument 9 years ago

Share with homeless people

87Oscar879 years ago

Share dem a slice

MaxwellMembrino8 years ago

genius!!!!!!!!!!!

CuteBluKittyCat :39 years ago

Nu, itz my pizza.

naruto56345519 years ago

I'll Just share one slice

LOOP ALL THE HOLES!!!9 years ago

I hate pizza

ThePaulDude4 years ago

It was supposed to say bitch but the keypad turned on me.

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boop i pressed de button 9 years ago

FUCK BUT I NEED PIZZA RIP ME

GreenPhoenix7 years ago

COMMUNISM! It matter even though I’m actually British

Moist_Tangerine7 years ago

I still have an unlimited amount, by sharing I’m not affected at all.

GreenPhoenix7 years ago

COMMUNISM! (Even though I’m actually British) BUT IT STILL MATTERS

Isabelle the red button10 years ago

I hate shareing... IM KEEPING MY PIZZA!!!!!

Vuki1838 years ago

Give them a tiny bite.

that random girl10 years ago

@Luns the cat me too

Luna the cat10 years ago

I would give alll the pizza to homeless people

Himitsu 0010 years ago

Fuck everybody!! It is mine! >:V

TheMagiAlchemist10 years ago

I'll share one slice with my dog then burn the rest for warmth and entertainment.

Crazydude510 years ago

Sure! I'll share... With my stomach

Jaasjaas7 years ago

MY NIGHTMARE!!!!

ZaneFlare11 years ago

share it with myself

Dragonhunter17007 years ago

What is sharing?

Inclassboredom8 years ago

I shall share a crumb

Spewkies8 years ago

I actually like people.

DhiruDharotham8 years ago

If the ruler is senseless then the people won't appoint him as the ruler

skidmark6348 years ago

with who

NHLic8 years ago

No fucking fucktards can take my fucking things!!!

WBGrock9 years ago

Just liked everyone's comment to bury the spam

Sesna9 years ago

I'll share with my imaginary friend bitch.

Anonymouslydone9 years ago

I dislike pizza, but my siblings do not and my mother is neutral towards it, so the downside is actually the upside here. How ironic.

Teoor9 years ago

I would share anyways but y'know crumbs is sharing right?

Doomed Shadow9 years ago

With who do I need to share? If its 50 Billion people then fuck this but with 1.. Sure

qwerty12349 years ago

Doesn't say how many pieces :)

FayTal_RS9 years ago

not if its cheese pizza!!!

SaltyKingOfSpirits9 years ago

I'll share with my stomach. Or mah family and buddies.

taneishadg9 years ago

I would be considered the nicest person ever, and i'd get pizza. Where's the downside?

Utkudakid9 years ago

Pizza Parties at school

The Nerdy Villager9 years ago

Okay...

Disbelief papyrus9 years ago

*eats whole pizza, I shared with myself* lol

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