You become a world renowned artist and your paintings will be passed on for generations to come.
but
You are slightly crazy and chop your own ear off.
I will not


TheShock8 years ago
If I'm an artist, I'll just paint my ear back!

Ur mama8 years ago
That's not how it works

Kenneth Troy Alexander Caswell-Steffman11 years ago
Van Gogh. I wanna be mentioned in a Doctor Who episode. End of discussion.

AF6 years ago
Van Gogh didn't live to see himself becoming famous. He was poor, and only sold, like, 3 paintings in his life.
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AlyssaIvanov 8 years ago
Van Gogh reference... Too bad that he wasn't who choped his ear of...

RobloxMan67298 years ago
Surgery would do it!

TehSatiricalBastard8 years ago
My name's already Van, this would be awesome

Neyrena6 years ago
Dammit moon moon
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KYLO REN8 years ago
Van Gogh actually lost that ear in a fight...but whatever...

MarekC2 years ago
Not quite. He was in an argument with an artist he disliked, and in a fit of rage he cut his earlobe off.

Jarod Salvador11 years ago
Shut up and lets gogh

LlamaDrama6 years ago
This is ART RIGHT HERE
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Robob6 years ago
There is no proof that he cut off his own ear Most people think that another artist cut off his ear with a sword

Albertstuff6 years ago
Let Gogh pun intended

Leah_7707 years ago
So a guy named "your own ear off" is going on one of my favorite cooking show called chopped, and he"s going to lose?

GangsternauwL7 years ago
Stop those ridiculous stupid loopholes
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me237 years ago
van gogh didn't cut his ear off his friend did and van gogh took the blame

EmilyZhang7 years ago
Hey can somebody chop off my ear

BunnyLover11017 years ago
Good thing I pressed a button that said I could never feel physical pain!

EpicDragon68797 years ago
I still have another ear so... no downside!

ChunkyRaguYT7 years ago
I will not turn into Vincent Van Gogh

Memeber7 years ago
Van gou ghuck yourself.

HulkTheHero8 years ago
I like my ears, thank you

Tim Feldmann11 years ago
But I will have painted my sunflowers for Amy!

Lauren Bronder11 years ago
Do I get the meet the doctor and Amy? Cause i'm ok with this.

Marli Watson11 years ago
lots whovian much faith in humanity wow many feels

Lauren Sanchez11 years ago
VAN GOGH! Yes please, can I see the doctor and meet Amy Pond, too?

Brendan Reguera11 years ago
Doesn't matter, met the doctor

William Bishop11 years ago
I'd become more sane at the price of an ear. Honestly, I'd chop off the other one and put in Elf ears.

Firestorm7 years ago
Van Gough shit over here...I like me ear though so nah

Ur mama8 years ago
Van gogh

Hyltran3 years ago
Iā€™m already slightly crazy šŸ˜œ and I haw 2 ears šŸ‘‚ šŸ‘‚ after all.

Webdisaster9 years ago
VAN OH GOD NO

reo1208 years ago
I like my ear

BubbleYum6 years ago
Lets Gogh to the Van!!

MarvelLolzz7 years ago
Van Gogh died when he chopped his ear off. -_-

PlatinumAgent898 years ago
#Piccasio

rayman12878 years ago
i dont to be crazy

knife6138 years ago
I value my sanity AND my ear, thank you.

mjade189 years ago
Pain!

iamnoone7 years ago
I'm already crazy, but not that crazy. Also, I don't care about art, I wanna be remembered for doing something useful, not just throwing paint onto a piece of paper

Leah_7707 years ago
Ya playing video games is useful xD

BBQ8 years ago
50\\\\50 damn

MajorMercury4 years ago
It"s not gonna pain if im Crazy right?

Warren Gardiner11 years ago
So you become Van Gough but get recognised within your own lifetime? Deal.

lexihyral7 years ago
dammit.

mayhem_20218 years ago
Lol at least ill be a good artist XD

catgod568 years ago
I don't care about ol' lefty

Hyltran2 years ago
Iā€™m already crazy šŸ˜œ

read this comment you scrub9 years ago
I did not press it because i think that vincent was ginger :/

Firestorm7 years ago
But then again you can come up with a SICK story like "I was with my ex girlfriend a couple years ago when we were still dating and this guy stole her purse and I had to go and fight him. He chopped of my ear." But then again it"s basically cutting yoursel...[Show full comment]

Another Lesson In Hate8 years ago
I'm not an art person.

katiepie7587 years ago
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Kyle068 years ago
Doesn't work, very annoying, STOP THIS!!!!!!!!!

GoGrangerGirl456 years ago
I prefer writing

Yi-Ying Lu11 years ago
Slightly... well aren't we all?

Stap7 years ago
Isn't that what Picasso did?
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