"Do you bite your thumb at me, sir?"
"If I say aye will it make a brawl?"
"Aye."
"I do bite my thumb, sir."
"Do you bite your thumb at ME, sir?"
"I do bite my thumb, sir, but not at YOU, sir!"
There is no downside.
The only downside is that I can't talk about anime or tumblr or Doctor Who, Supernatural, Sherlock, or anything else that didn't exist in Shakespeare's time. But on the plus side, I would get to quote Shakespeare all the time, and not just when it's necess...[Show full comment]
starlight8 years ago
the fact that you put my life into that one comment.....SUPERNATURAL IS MY LIFE!
Shakespeare was actually the one who made up yo mama jokes.
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GabryPc8 years ago
essere o non essere? questo è il dilemma! XD
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Moist_Tangerine6 years ago
I can quote single words and make semi-normal sentences with really cool vocabulary. Sounds like two upsides to me.
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Calista9 years ago
Time to invest in a text-to-speech communication device. And learn some Shakespeare quotes.
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bradythehuman8 years ago
He is rite I want to talk like that
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yourfavouritebaguette6 years ago
theres some great insults tbh. A PLAGUE ON BOTH OF THY HOUSES
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SmartSnake128 years ago
I mean sorry, but everyone will think that I'm very intelligent
So, no downside
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notnothuman7 years ago
It doesn't say how long those quotations have to be? I could splice.
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sansandpapyrus5558 years ago
to press or not to press, that is the question!
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lessyrocks2008 years ago
These people are stupid as shit
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Jackiplierfan1018 years ago
I see only one problem here... IM FUCKING IRISH! HOW THE FUCK DO I SAY THAT?!
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RATTLE_ME_BONEZ3 years ago
T"isnt an aspect upon which this proposal be drought as dreary, nor woeful.
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Zaqinabox9 years ago
People would think I was so pretentious. It would be great.
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Bobrossthefangirl7 years ago
You can only speak in shakespeare quotes, but who said anything about writing??
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Panifex6 years ago
Shakespeare used over 30,000 words in his plays, sonnets, and other works. Technically, I could quote one word at a time from different works and string together a normal modern English sentence.
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Emily Bazewicz11 years ago
okay, so my dream life?
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mr.whatface8 years ago
My favourite Shakespeare quote is "what, you egg?" *he stabs him* . That's a real fucking quote and I love it.
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Coolguy1115558 years ago
Inspiration
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Anna Kehrlein11 years ago
Downside?
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DocCuddles2 years ago
You talk like Roulx Kaard
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Nell Smith9 years ago
Feel like Tom Hiddleston..
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Mai-chan7 years ago
What if I'm famous for speaking Shakespeare quotations?
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satan-sama8 years ago
so I'll be rich famous and pompous
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dankmemes1017 years ago
You are a saucy boy. Is "t so, indeed?
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Asraaw8 years ago
Jackanapes
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Peggy-fucking-Carter9 years ago
My time has come.
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lildomo8 years ago
really I see NO downside COME ON PEOPLE GIVE US SOMETHING WE HAVE TO THINK LONG AND HARD ABOUT!!
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ZigZag6 years ago
"TIS SETTLED THEN
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Kristina Elizabeth Casteel11 years ago
At least I can insult people the cool way.
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james57347 years ago
I can still type can't I?
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Kaiser_Preußisch7 years ago
I think most people forget exactly HOW MANY THINGS Shakespeare wrote.
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buttoNThinker8 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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Enjolras8 years ago
I see no downside
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Mr. Nobody8 years ago
I doth percieve no downside!
Mr. Nobody8 years ago
I also don't know how to use the word "doth" properly...
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