"Do you bite your thumb at me, sir?"
"If I say aye will it make a brawl?"
"Aye."
"I do bite my thumb, sir."
"Do you bite your thumb at ME, sir?"
"I do bite my thumb, sir, but not at YOU, sir!"
There is no downside.
The only downside is that I can't talk about anime or tumblr or Doctor Who, Supernatural, Sherlock, or anything else that didn't exist in Shakespeare's time. But on the plus side, I would get to quote Shakespeare all the time, and not just when it's necess...[Show full comment]
starlight8 years ago
the fact that you put my life into that one comment.....SUPERNATURAL IS MY LIFE!
So, Frasier and Niles Crane on mental steroids?
No fucking downside
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Kalle Saretsalo11 years ago
To be or not to be-... oh wait, that Hamlet.
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smartie8 years ago
Yes I should troll everyone
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bradythehuman8 years ago
He is riteðŸ²
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Nightowl123 8 years ago
It would be good to be rich and famous
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Balala9 years ago
Who would want to be really famous? Seriously, they don't have privacity, fans and public opinion comes first than family and friends, nothing becomes important for they because everything is easy... That's why so many famous people take drugs.
And to spe...[Show full comment]
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LOopholersforlifewow9997 years ago
Have a child who can grow up super quick study old English and translate to others
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LordSidious3 years ago
“What do you want for dinner?”
“To eat or not to eat, that is the question”
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runegod279 years ago
There is a your mom joke in one of his plays
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ilikekowz7 years ago
Heck yeah!!! There is a Shakespeare quote for just about everything.
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FireDaJoe8 years ago
Yes
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RachelE087 years ago
Who in the world is Shakespeare???
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GabiGabskittwens6 years ago
I can just talk like normal people by singing
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Emily Bazewicz11 years ago
i do bite my thumb sir, i dont bite m thumb at thi but i do bite my thumb sir
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Bleighcnz1118 years ago
irl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed...[Show full comment]
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CallJGWentworth877cashnow7 years ago
Say what you want and after that say "shakespeare quotations".
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Benjamin Pineau11 years ago
No downside.
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ZZZxzxz .i.8 years ago
lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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SimplyNellyxo9 years ago
after reading romeo and juliet in ela class (they made it SUPER BORING) i would never press that button
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NightmareBlue7 years ago
wheir is thiy downside?
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8nicolas88 years ago
I will quote his everyday conversation as Shakespeare once said "how are you today"
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I_have_1_brain_cell_3 years ago
WHat happens if you don't speak and just let the computer -.-
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GabryPc8 years ago
essere o non essere? questo è il dilemma! XD
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Moist_Tangerine6 years ago
I can quote single words and make semi-normal sentences with really cool vocabulary. Sounds like two upsides to me.
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Calista9 years ago
Time to invest in a text-to-speech communication device. And learn some Shakespeare quotes.
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the117doctor7 years ago
Shakespeare was actually the one who made up yo mama jokes.
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bradythehuman8 years ago
He is rite I want to talk like that
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yourfavouritebaguette6 years ago
theres some great insults tbh. A PLAGUE ON BOTH OF THY HOUSES
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SmartSnake128 years ago
I mean sorry, but everyone will think that I'm very intelligent
So, no downside
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notnothuman7 years ago
It doesn't say how long those quotations have to be? I could splice.
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sansandpapyrus5558 years ago
to press or not to press, that is the question!
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lessyrocks2008 years ago
These people are stupid as shit
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Jackiplierfan1018 years ago
I see only one problem here... IM FUCKING IRISH! HOW THE FUCK DO I SAY THAT?!
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RATTLE_ME_BONEZ3 years ago
T"isnt an aspect upon which this proposal be drought as dreary, nor woeful.
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Zaqinabox9 years ago
People would think I was so pretentious. It would be great.
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Bobrossthefangirl7 years ago
You can only speak in shakespeare quotes, but who said anything about writing??
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Panifex6 years ago
Shakespeare used over 30,000 words in his plays, sonnets, and other works. Technically, I could quote one word at a time from different works and string together a normal modern English sentence.
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Emily Bazewicz11 years ago
okay, so my dream life?
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mr.whatface8 years ago
My favourite Shakespeare quote is "what, you egg?" *he stabs him* . That's a real fucking quote and I love it.
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