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You have the highest IQ in the world
but
Your parents have to watch you have sex
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Atheist Potato8 years ago
I'm Asexual.

AngelinaJohnsonWeasley3 years ago
Same
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Alicewinterwish8 years ago
Then it's easy. I won't have sex.

JustApersontrynasurvive2 years ago
Exactly.
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Dreadwalker7 years ago
They have to watch? At least once, and because it doesn't say it has to be more than once, or every time, just once. Clothes on, zipper down, skirt up, panties pulled aside, and the lowest amount of visibility possible. Come on, love. Fuck the most intelligent person in the world.

TimeGoat7 years ago
My parents are pretty old, I think they'll die before I have sex.

PlumpiXD7 years ago
For the highest IQ I woud sacrifice sex. I´m not interested anyway. Laughs in asexual

stanstevey3 years ago
Does that mean I somehow get to have sex, because looking at my current trend I will die a virgin.

dankmemes1017 years ago
I'm never going to have sex anyway. *laughs asexually*

dankmemes1016 years ago
YAAASSS WOF
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Morgan J. Caola11 years ago
Can I use my massive IQ to electrically stimulate neurons in my parents' brains so they go temporarily blind and deaf cause then hell yeah

MANJUEGAZOSNT2 years ago
Make them fooking forget that, like men in black device
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Rexsarus8 years ago
so, i can have the higest IQ, and sex as well?! Fuck yes!

FurryFluffer7 years ago
It doesnt say everytime. So do something mild once infront of them

Tesla025 years ago
Haha, like im ever going to have sex...

RejiTyroneJr.8 years ago
If you have the highest IQ then you ain't havin sex.

NotTheProtagonistlast year
Those two things aren’t mutually exclusive! …oh wait. They are.

STOP THE SPAM8 years ago
shut the fuck up emojiman

homelessapple8 years ago
TH3 M4N SP34KS TRUTH
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Miluna6 years ago
having sex feels goo-oo-ood

tomasek1a6 years ago
win for me, nothing for parents because if ya smart ya probably also a virgin

HGhannahgirl6 years ago
just remain a virgin

ArealgamerC7 years ago
No sex? Naaah...

THEJoe7 years ago
Mom Come with me pleas i want to have Sex

Connor Salas11 years ago
"Have" to? Get to.

Simple1last year
NAAAH BRO FROM ALABAMA
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Jakob Kalmér11 years ago
So what if they have to watch!

Adofl Hilter11 years ago
i already am

Killthebronies8 years ago
Honey, make sure you don't go out of line.

TotalWeirdo6 years ago
Not That Bad.

vanellope6818 years ago
Omg I'm not pressing it! XD

The Dark Tosser9 years ago
Being the cleverest person alive whilst also causing awkward family reunions? Yes please.

WoodStuff6 years ago
would invent a machine to change their brain to not watch my sex

magicking2348 years ago
I'm already smart, and I get to actually have sex. Whoooo!!!!!!

Meh-The-Bored7 years ago
Fuck you rob ya nerd

Wkwkwk2 years ago
Just don't have sex.problem solve

Andrew-avyx8 years ago
Do I have disorders?

MapleUndertale20168 years ago
I'm a virgin... And also my massive iq can make me have something that makes me have the power to control ppls minds so I could just make them think it never happened. Downside?

Dreadwalker7 years ago
That"s not how the brain works.

Rex963 years ago
what sex....i cant get a girl.....(crys in tramtized kid)

cherryespe8 years ago
doesn't bother me, unlimited intelligence is worth it

pikachu16267 years ago
ERROR I DONT GIVE A FUCK BUTTON NOT FOUND

THIAGOBR5 years ago
What does "sex" means?

DerpQueenMC8 years ago
Just don't have sex. Everybody wins.

TrollerTroller7 years ago
This is why shotguns are made for my abusive mother who is apparently a stalker now

Lemon_chief9 years ago
My IQ is painful enough already

LeadedZeus8 years ago
Just once, oh well, I'm good already... High IQ here I come!

Brosif7 years ago
Fuckin" weirdos...

west49cool510 years ago
No no no no no no no no i would fucking use my IQ points to find a way to kill myself.

TheSmartOne (L00PH0LES)8 years ago
Awkwarrrrrrd.

KayleighMcVey6 years ago
I'm ace so win

Liaman228 years ago
My parents have to watch me have sex. Naaa thats not me

Error-404-omni2 years ago
Kill the parents

AmyWilliams8 years ago
I'll just wait till my parents are dead.

Malcolmxt6 years ago
IQ ishow good you are at memorizing thats it not problem solving

Skullmountain8 years ago
I'm gay. So that would be weird

DanishGamingGuy8 years ago
I'm already mensa don't care about being the worlds smartest

Lenny8 years ago
Yes, thats something
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