Will You Press The Button?

Atheist Potato8 years ago

I'm Asexual.

AngelinaJohnsonWeasley3 years ago

Same

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Alicewinterwish8 years ago

Then it's easy. I won't have sex.

JustApersontrynasurvive2 years ago

Exactly.

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Dreadwalker7 years ago

They have to watch? At least once, and because it doesn't say it has to be more than once, or every time, just once. Clothes on, zipper down, skirt up, panties pulled aside, and the lowest amount of visibility possible. Come on, love. Fuck the most intelligent person in the world.

TimeGoat7 years ago

My parents are pretty old, I think they'll die before I have sex.

PlumpiXD7 years ago

For the highest IQ I woud sacrifice sex. I´m not interested anyway. Laughs in asexual

stanstevey3 years ago

Does that mean I somehow get to have sex, because looking at my current trend I will die a virgin.

dankmemes1017 years ago

I'm never going to have sex anyway. *laughs asexually*

dankmemes1016 years ago

YAAASSS WOF

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Morgan J. Caola11 years ago

Can I use my massive IQ to electrically stimulate neurons in my parents' brains so they go temporarily blind and deaf cause then hell yeah

MANJUEGAZOSNT2 years ago

Make them fooking forget that, like men in black device

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Rexsarus8 years ago

so, i can have the higest IQ, and sex as well?! Fuck yes!

FurryFluffer7 years ago

It doesnt say everytime. So do something mild once infront of them

Tesla025 years ago

Haha, like im ever going to have sex...

RejiTyroneJr.8 years ago

If you have the highest IQ then you ain't havin sex.

NotTheProtagonistlast year

Those two things aren’t mutually exclusive! …oh wait. They are.

STOP THE SPAM8 years ago

shut the fuck up emojiman

homelessapple8 years ago

TH3 M4N SP34KS TRUTH

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Miluna6 years ago

having sex feels goo-oo-ood

tomasek1a6 years ago

win for me, nothing for parents because if ya smart ya probably also a virgin

HGhannahgirl6 years ago

just remain a virgin

ArealgamerC7 years ago

No sex? Naaah...

THEJoe7 years ago

Mom Come with me pleas i want to have Sex

Connor Salas11 years ago

"Have" to? Get to.

Simple1last year

NAAAH BRO FROM ALABAMA

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Jakob KalmÃ©r11 years ago

So what if they have to watch!

Adofl Hilter11 years ago

i already am

THIAGOBR5 years ago

Someone with high iq would have sex?

4619908 years ago

So boobs

Cheesedave747 years ago

I wont have it

Quack-Peep9 years ago

So two upsides. 1) My IQ is the highest in the world 2) I get laid

ChristianBadcoe6 years ago

This is when you would make the machine from mission impossible where it look like nothings there or bed sheets

Ryanwarden8 years ago

*faps in front of parents* soon you will watch me have sex you old hags

DerpyKitten7 years ago

My parents will possibly be near death by the time I actually start THINKING about having sex. They"re 40, I doubt they'll have to see me have sex.

jongoscongo10 years ago

Well I'll never have sex so...

jake flynn8 years ago

Put a blackout curtain In front

YouDontKnowMe7 years ago

Just don't then

TeamAwesomeness2 years ago

I don't experience sexual attraction and I think sex is gross, but I"d leave highest IQ to someone else

JimmyJohnJoe8 years ago

When I saw the second part I was like,oh Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-,

Blackhawk1706 years ago

HELL NO!!!

Dreadwalker8 years ago

Once?

LeapingLink8 years ago

Solution: never have sex, pulse it didn't say how many times they had to watch.

Jammy_Jams7 years ago

Jokes on you, I'm too ugly for people to sleep with! ...wait.

Dakaar8 years ago

I would prefer my dad to never see me do sex

AmazingSuperDan 8 years ago

Mom: Awwwwwwww, my little boy is all grown up! My sex mate: OH, OH, AHHHHHHHHH, GROWN UP INDEADLY, HAY THAT'S STARTEING TO HURT, OHHHHHHH, AH YEAY!!! Wait your not wering a condom...