Will You Press The Button?

Aidenmoore8 years ago

Well my parents never had sex. They wrestle on the bed though

SmugRock4 months ago

Who’s gonna tell him? NOT IT!

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Cheshire shadow7 years ago

doesn't say you can't mute it and/or blindfold yourself. although that would probably last a while. at least in heaven they would have a mental eyewash station(probably)

Fishez7 years ago

Where is the down side sex is amazing

Greeninja57 years ago

I mean, when my parents were young, they were pretty hot, so the first portion would be great

Davd8 years ago

Fuck no! Hell is where it's at. If I'm going somewhere after death, why not follow the rest of you suckers?

JxTime8 years ago

YAAAYY ETERNAL AGONY AND BURNING AND PAIN AND FEAR AND LONELINESS AND NEVER DYING WOOHOO

PheonixGaming8 years ago

I watch porn. Idk how my mum knows what am I doing ðŸ˜‰

arrun8 years ago

sees the video.*starts to masturbate*

Buttonpresser3146 years ago

You, my friend, have problems.

Button_Masher8 years ago

LOL, u get 2 see ur parents having sex

SirFuchsigus9 years ago

Wait... Why would St. Peter call on me to watch porn of my relatives...

Hyltran7 months ago

I think this would cost him his job though 😂

Sam Lathrop11 years ago

Atheism ftw, pressing the button won't make a difference.

RNGvideoinator11 months ago

it’s better to believe in God, since you gain everything if your right and lose nothing if your wrong

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Isabel DePaul11 years ago

The button makes it so eternal paradise after death exists, and you go there after you die. Stop using atheism as a way to get out of it you unimaginative shits.

Ninja_Jester2 years ago

God is certainly real, because in the bible it talked about corona.

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The_Christian_Weeaboo7 years ago

Christian ftw, pressing the button won't make a difference.

Cringe_weeblast year

You missed the "painless death" part, also there"s no guarantee.

Derpyjeje7 years ago

Sure if I go to heaven that"s ok by me

Atomicman9607 years ago

I"ve seen this question before. But yeah I'll press it?

Da_Burrito_Man17 years ago

For everyone: You would go to hell no matter if you were "good" because in the Bible it says that no one is good and that all are evil but because of the Holy Spirit is that why we do good things. It isn't conscience, but the Holy Spirit. You can only go t...[Show full comment]

somedude151511 months ago

yeah but no matter what you do, you"d go to heaven

masterofchampions28 years ago

close your dangit eyes logic ppls

kingderp8 years ago

fuck heaven hell is better

JxTime8 years ago

YAYY ETERNAL SUFFERING AND AGONY AND BURNING AND LONELINESS AND LAVA

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Coolguy17388 years ago

ITS A SEXUAL THING

Gaboseries8 years ago

Doesn't matter if you're atheist. Super powers aren't real either, but if you press the correct button you "get" super powers. So if you click the button you "create" heaven. Also, if you're adopted, this is cool. You won't recognise you parents and you get free porn.

Rebester50008 years ago

WHAT IS FREE PORN BECAUSE IT BETTER NOT BE STUPID

KianaTheSalad8 years ago

Who is st Peter?

Genevieve12348 years ago

St. Peter gaurds the gateway to heaven.

SBURBIAN8 years ago

Don't care bout sex it's about having more sex in heaven

lyletube8 years ago

This is a hard one Like that dick do hahahahah

Gatorboy8 years ago

Um...is it common to have sexual interactions with your parents and your grandparents?

Atomicman9607 years ago

No....no its not

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Ruby_Slippers8 years ago

It might be hot >:D hehehe.. No just kidding that would be weird.

BurningRubyGaming 8 years ago

Fist of all I'm a atheist second I am fine with going to hell

Taylor Thomas11 years ago

A few hours or so of embarrassment in exchange for a spot in heaven, painless death, and everything I want? Okay.

ST3ALTHY7 years ago

No........................ only.......you will see it

James Thurley11 years ago

"barharlgarhbvahr im an ahteoist i dotn beliv in god" nobody cares

Gracicorn156 years ago

Ghopher1 It is was a joke..

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Rachel Dinsmore11 years ago

Atheist.

Suzanna Palacios11 years ago

I'm atheist so I really don't care if I go to heaven

enzoenzo3 years ago

Close your eyes

I love markiplier8 years ago

It doesn't say you have to watch them

Ketrikal6 years ago

I don't need a button for that. The first one.

Photons1157 years ago

I'm down

white_boy9 years ago

What I want is to forget, so, Why not?

FindTheLoophole7 years ago

XD get out of jail free pass

wainsking8 years ago

Who said that I have to look?ðŸ‘Œ

bailybailybailybaily7 years ago

Atheist...

sock75610 years ago

but that IS everything I want.

Dark224 years ago

my mom is hot anyways GO INCEST

Kevin_200028 years ago

W-What's the downside you go to heaven nd before that you...watch porn with your parents...at least it's not too bad

Pelle Frid11 years ago

worth. not religious btw

Super-sans6 years ago

I can close my eyes

Luxiken8 years ago

There is no heaven so this question is impossible

Swoops327 years ago

Everything I want?... I don't want to see sexual interactions between my parents and grandparents. There problem solved.

XxDoctorDonnaxX6 years ago

Existence would become flavorless and dull if you had everything you wanted.

It's A Waa8 years ago

The button doesn't make heaven real. All because someone presses a button doesn't mean that they are forced to change their beliefs. What you people are doing to Atheists is forcing them to believe in God, which is just like forcing people that follow Christianity to convert to Atheism. STOP.

Davd8 years ago

Nah dude, that's not how a hypothetical situation works. The question is whether you would go to heaven in exchange for watching your ancestors fuckin'. In this hypothetical situation, you would be certain that heaven exists, because the button would be on...[Show full comment]

TimeGoat7 years ago

Yoohoo, downside where are you! Actually I would feel uncomfortable

AmazingAllieIsNotOnFire9 years ago

Ahahaha yea. This will make it interesting when they get to heaven

JosephS2 months ago

Who says you can't close your eyes

JohnLupus 8 years ago

Lets go to my throne in hell

CenaCentury7 years ago

I have none so the downside is dead

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