Will You Press The Button?

You would always sleep well

but

You could only eat cactuses

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Bountyhunter32336 years ago

Me: walks up to a sombrero cactus Guy: *looks at me* Me: *picks the cactus up and shoves it in my mouth* Guy: HOLAY FUKKIN SHET!!!!!

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

BREAKING NEWS: Bumbo Cactoni consumed by a random bounty hunter! Redstone guy aghast!

Nick_Name_James9 years ago

WEE WOO WEE WOO! Its the grammar police. We are arresting this man for improper spelling of a plural noun.

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

@bemoseemo its*

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Savannah Leigh Jones12 years ago

DRINK CACTUS JUICE. IT'LL QUENCH YA! IT'S THE QUENCHIEST!

Awesomepeach33 years ago

Oh, you"re cool. I like you.

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krakkekt8 years ago

Okay. I remove the surface, and I will eat the interior

I_LIKE_TOAST6 years ago

Take the spines out Nice cucumbers man Actually, they"re cactuses

Mayonnaise is not an Instrument 9 years ago

Cactus is tasty u know m8

Dylan Owens12 years ago

CHECK YO GRAMMAR its cacti, not cactuses

SheepDragon5 years ago

*your

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Kenichi Shirahama12 years ago

Well, if the thorns are removed, then hell yeah

Perhaps5 years ago

You can eat cacti-That means the thorns aren't dangerous!

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Bread Cake12 years ago

Didn't way it would have pricks in them. Nice try button

Perhaps5 years ago

If the pricks harmed you, you couldn't eat cacti. So don't worry about them.

Jessica Wilson12 years ago

Cacti aRe delicious dude

Matt Aschan12 years ago

No way!!! Cactus Juice is not to be messed with!!!

TheCreepyChild9 years ago

I never sleep... Because I spend the night watching you sleep.

kevintok10 years ago

All sleep is well

MidgetMan0377 years ago

Cacti*

OfficialLegoNerd10 years ago

a well prepared cactus is very tasty

Epicduck8 years ago

CACTUS IS SOO [ GOOD

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago

Fuck No

WHY WONT YOU LOVE ME BACK9 years ago

I see no down side

BurbledokBrandy4 years ago

Doesn't say you have to eat it WITH the prickles.

Swifty_120111 years ago

100% worth it

YouPushMyButtons9 years ago

I'm guessing post people have actually eaten good cactus

Hooooooooooogaaaaaboooooooogaaaaaaaa6 years ago

You would die

Roado9 years ago

They spelled it wrong. Its cacti

ButtonPresser910 years ago

ARE YOU FUKIN SERIOUS?

GabiGabskittwens7 years ago

I don’t see an upside

Stoutish Atom9 years ago

My driver will drive it

Jamez22018 years ago

It is cacti🌵 and you can sleep with a thorn in ur throat...

BACONLUFFY9 years ago

So u still get water

Cross_Byte7 months ago

if i have no more bad sleep, then what makes a "good" sleep good?

sowersdylan1310 years ago

stupid

Alexsupastar9 years ago

Dafaq, who would do that?

Dexagon4 years ago

Yuck

Rin Killua11 years ago

I never sleep and I do just fine.

TheEmoGirl HD9 years ago

I will not push the button...who in earth would want to eat cactus?

TheFlowerGirl8 years ago

I would because they have fruit inside

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Endoskeliton_bros7 years ago

Cactus is very delicius

Gammafox9 years ago

Sleeping with cactus spines in your stomach would not result in a good sleep.

TurtleShroom8 years ago

Pick them out

DavRie119 years ago

This doesn't make any sense.

MClover :D9 years ago

Take da needles off

Flux God10 years ago

this person is probably 6 years old. CACTI dumb ass

Poofnugget8 years ago

Well it doesnt say how you have to eat them

Yaaaas3 years ago

NO IM NOT SLEEPING AND LIVING MY BL SIERES BEHIND

Calista10 years ago

Cacti wouldn't be a balanced diet; you'd die of malnutrition. And then you'd sleep very well indeed.

WayT00Many11ama58 years ago

ooh a new food i can try! it"s spelt "cacti"

Hoi! Im Tem!9 years ago

Doesn't say they can't be de-prickled. Other than that, cacti taste pretty good...

Sillywafflefries9 years ago

Peeled cactus

AcousticJamm9 years ago

I already sleep well, so sux 4 u!

ButtonPresser910 years ago

ARE YOU FUKIN SERIOUS?

SupersizedMcshizzle7 years ago

I already sleep well a lay and BUM I fell asleep

Ducker9 years ago

Cactus pizza cactus burger and cactus dürüm

TheFlowerGirl8 years ago

I don't sleep well so heck yes! (Also my sister ate cooked cactus once for a Mexican restaurant and she loved it )

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