Will You Press The Button?

You would always sleep well

but

You could only eat cactuses

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Bountyhunter32335 years ago

Me: walks up to a sombrero cactus Guy: *looks at me* Me: *picks the cactus up and shoves it in my mouth* Guy: HOLAY FUKKIN SHET!!!!!

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

BREAKING NEWS: Bumbo Cactoni consumed by a random bounty hunter! Redstone guy aghast!

Nick_Name_James8 years ago

WEE WOO WEE WOO! Its the grammar police. We are arresting this man for improper spelling of a plural noun.

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

@bemoseemo its*

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Savannah Leigh Jones11 years ago

DRINK CACTUS JUICE. IT'LL QUENCH YA! IT'S THE QUENCHIEST!

Awesomepeach3last year

Oh, you"re cool. I like you.

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krakkekt7 years ago

Okay. I remove the surface, and I will eat the interior

I_LIKE_TOAST5 years ago

Take the spines out Nice cucumbers man Actually, they"re cactuses

Mayonnaise is not an Instrument 8 years ago

Cactus is tasty u know m8

Dylan Owens11 years ago

CHECK YO GRAMMAR its cacti, not cactuses

SheepDragon4 years ago

*your

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Kenichi Shirahama11 years ago

Well, if the thorns are removed, then hell yeah

Perhaps4 years ago

You can eat cacti-That means the thorns aren't dangerous!

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Bread Cake11 years ago

Didn't way it would have pricks in them. Nice try button

Perhaps4 years ago

If the pricks harmed you, you couldn't eat cacti. So don't worry about them.

Jessica Wilson11 years ago

Cacti aRe delicious dude

Matt Aschan11 years ago

No way!!! Cactus Juice is not to be messed with!!!

Question All8 years ago

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tydickson9 years ago

Ty Dickson

C7 years ago

"cactuses" isn't a word you fool

C7 years ago

Plus, it says eat, I could still drink

DoubleGulpCup2 years ago

I can *only* eat cactuses. That means I can't do anything else

ANCIENTKITE19 years ago

I already sleep well

JujuOnYourFaceAyeXDDD7 years ago

I always sleep well, and if I get nightmares, I often usually forget it. Plus If I eat a cactus, the spikes will stick to my throat and I"d die. How can I sleep well when I am dead? So, I wouldn't do the comment - JUST SAYIN!

TheFlowerGirl7 years ago

You don't eat the thorns silly you just eat the fruit inside! It"s actually good!

Camper20208 years ago

I just got an add for eating cactses

DarkDragonWarrior8 years ago

Always sleep, is the cactus to blame? DX but I do want to try cactus one day.

HiBob248 years ago

No such thing as cactuses. Cactus plural is cacti

Brody Dolezal11 years ago

cacti*

AwesomAlec8 years ago

oddly specific

yourfavouritebaguette6 years ago

cacti*

superblockma8 years ago

Cactuses isn't a real food so you can't eat

Dedsec8 years ago

Drink cactus juice

Mrs. Woofless9 years ago

Y EAT TBNRFRAG'S BABBIES!?!?!?

Eve8 years ago

And plus I always sleep well so

Dark223 years ago

the plural of catus is cacti

Yolo1234568 years ago

It says "could" so that means it is a choice and you don't have to only eat CACTI

MidgetMan0376 years ago

Cacti*

TheCreepyChild8 years ago

I never sleep... Because I spend the night watching you sleep.

kevintok8 years ago

All sleep is well

OfficialLegoNerd8 years ago

a well prepared cactus is very tasty

Epicduck7 years ago

CACTUS IS SOO [ GOOD

WHY WONT YOU LOVE ME BACK8 years ago

I see no down side

BurbledokBrandy2 years ago

Doesn't say you have to eat it WITH the prickles.

Swifty_12019 years ago

100% worth it

Drawesomethewizard7 years ago

Fuck No

Hooooooooooogaaaaaboooooooogaaaaaaaa5 years ago

You would die

Roado8 years ago

They spelled it wrong. Its cacti

YouPushMyButtons8 years ago

I'm guessing post people have actually eaten good cactus

Stoutish Atom8 years ago

My driver will drive it

ButtonPresser98 years ago

ARE YOU FUKIN SERIOUS?

GabiGabskittwens6 years ago

I don’t see an upside

sowersdylan139 years ago

stupid

Jamez22017 years ago

It is cacti🌵 and you can sleep with a thorn in ur throat...

BACONLUFFY8 years ago

So u still get water

TheEmoGirl HD8 years ago

I will not push the button...who in earth would want to eat cactus?

TheFlowerGirl7 years ago

I would because they have fruit inside

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Alexsupastar8 years ago

Dafaq, who would do that?

Dexagon3 years ago

Yuck

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