You have the ability to be reincarnated into any animal you wish to be after you die...
but
...every five lives you use you will die in the worst way possible (e.g Lobster being boiled)
I will not


Mynaemisjeff3 years ago
I would turn into the button

Vlar2 years ago
So basically you want people to press you..?
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AnnaJuliaXC3 years ago
okay at least i get to live five times

dustler632 months ago
infinite life? pass!

NexusRat08 days ago
Better have it than not

908y9-93 years ago
lobsters are not being boiled alive and meat factorys do at least make a quick kill so there isnt a big deal unless ur a house cat and get picked up by some deranged guy

loophole lover8 years ago
people are animals

AndyMan11YT3 months ago
Faketsunami probably because rhe site is over 11 years old
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Duckington3 years ago
humans are animals

Starsailor83last year
I would like to be a tardigrade at some point, it would be interesting being nearly immortal

AndyMan11YT3 months ago
Be reincarnated as a very attractive human.

Somebodii3 months ago
Supposing I keep my memories, I reincarnate into a bacteria every 5 lives. Get eaten by a macrophage or something and have no pain receptors.
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