Will You Press The Button?

lh00008 years ago

wow dude to far! you can torture my children to death, you can torture me to death, but no one......... NO ONE... NO ONE MAKES ME NOT ENJOY MY HOBBIES!!!!!

Enel2 years ago

Lmao

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KillerCubePlays8 years ago

The human race needs saving, but the human race doesn't deserve being saved.

RGPZ6 years ago

Well Isnt The Human Raced Doomed Anyway According To GradeAUnderA

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De Tijminator8 years ago

If 1 person pressed the button the rest wont have to

Braiden_coker3 years ago

R/showerthoughts?

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Greatcat7 years ago

Bad grammar protects me!

H-O7 years ago

Guys 19994 others already saved the world so no need to sacrifice your self...

TechnoTato6 years ago

Just kill yourself then My Dude

YoungbloodSinner7 years ago

As an aromantic introvert who plans on having no kids, it was easy for me to press the button.

Ascarion1237 years ago

It says "with" not "will" so the sentence is invalid, and therfore nothing will happen to your loved ones. Typo=loophole=free hero status

Watermelonman7 years ago

But you cant enjoy your hobbies anyways.

Cxero6 years ago

GREATER GOOD

Mari Scaryface11 years ago

Fuck the human race man

damselindistress6 years ago

we"re bound to go extinct, fuck it! XD

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NHLic8 years ago

My hobby is spending money, so basically I'm so fucked up -_-

David Courtney11 years ago

For the greater GOOOOOOOOOD!!!

ththomas94 years ago

For the greater god*

Deathstroke is better8 years ago

Me want pussy, no peace

Emma Newbury11 years ago

Even more the reason to help the human race.

DaNerdTront7 years ago

But that means nothing bad happens to the people i already know and im okay with that

[email protected]8 years ago

Human race I'm sorry

Habatoot3 years ago

Bruh i said "meh, my family can suffer for the sake of humanity" but then i saw that i can't enjoy my hoppies so what"s the point of living anyways!?!?

OmniSam18 years ago

Gaming isn't my hobby. It's my life

Aaxx8 years ago

Have no one who loves you or any friends or children, press button, and then go back to normal. but better!

Darkknight376 years ago

Justin Bieber you are my friend loved one and Child

Loopiloop9 years ago

thats random crap

Isaax8 years ago

The fuck?

MohamadMogharbel7 years ago

Would have to ask them first.

Eula6 years ago

What if I didn't love anyone or any friends?

dannyphanfiction9 years ago

This was actually a hard one...but there are already millions of people dying of those things all the time. You can't just prioritize like that man. It would suck majorly, but it's for the greater good

Wolf215867 years ago

My family is important, plus in all honesty we don't deserve being saved.

Sir. Snarlington8 years ago

You guys suck

Anonrc8 years ago

Y?

DJ_WolfBite8 years ago

Sounds like life would be boring.

DJ_WolfBite8 years ago

And I don't want people I know to die.

Elysia11114 months ago

很好的事件，我没有爱人、孩子、朋友，至于爱好，如果真的能做到的话，不享受也没关系（大不了我发展新的爱好呗）

Aeroon8 years ago

i dont know what to do

Max Arenstein11 years ago

Sorry Magic: The Gathering is too important.

ThePaulDude3 years ago

Does this person not know how use a space bar or full stops?

weeabooguy8 years ago

the greater good

SNAPPEDLIME17 years ago

wtf no human conflict basically one person would rule the world because if there was no conflict you couldnt disagree

lh00008 years ago

wo wo wo! you can torture my children, you can torture my family, but no one

FarlandsExplorer7 years ago

What is enegry

zengameplay 8 years ago

That's a fucking yes bitches

TheTechnoBot9 years ago

Make sure not to meet anyone you ever knew...

WBGrock8 years ago

simple solution, have no friends.

swanfantasy6 years ago

NOT WORTH IT. HAHA TOO BAD HUMAN RACE!

Maggie10 years ago

Sorry, but I'm not gonna sacrifice my loved ones just to help billions of people I don't know. Idgaf if it sounds harsh.

whitefang898 years ago

The world or my world, i would but my love for them is greater than the world, like the universe vs an ant

VelocityRaptor287 years ago

jokes on you, ive made them all immortal

Aneverydaygeek598 years ago

I hate conflict sooooo,sorry kids

CooledItLongAgo2 years ago

i won't press the button not because I have people I love very much, but because I don't

BrbaraEugnia7 years ago

Sarcasm....

deviljhokirby5 years ago

I want to be remembered as a villian because i love watching people suffer, its gay if your a hero, in my opinion i just dont like being called a hero

Kaioto9 years ago

Hahaha say that to my mum

Loophole man8 years ago

I don't have hobbies, and will not favor any human over another at that point

runegod279 years ago

I like war though!

Watermelonman7 years ago

I dont wanna be "stoping" all human conflict.

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