Will You Press The Button?

Slyde8 years ago

What do you call a dead baby during lunch? A meal.

AmberJade2156 years ago

Listen to this one: What is a man"s favorite thing that starts with m and ends with arriage? Miscarriage.

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Lysdexic18 years ago

What's the hardest part about killing a baby? My dick.

Doorlesslast year

hot tbh

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Munka8 years ago

Baby, those jokes are dead anyways.

RENEGONE8 years ago

Well if i tell the best jokes then dead baby jokes are the best jokes

ChunkyRaguYT7 years ago

What"s worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? One dead baby in 10 trash cans

maple-surple7 years ago

I already tell them... to my teachers.

Merilille8 years ago

Sounds great!

Snivy49028 years ago

I make those jokes all the time!I'm a depressed person!

EpicDragon68798 years ago

Ya need help Snivy, ya need halp. I spelled wrong on purpose because I'm an idiot.

Ryan Lombard11 years ago

THOSE ARE THE BEST JOKES ANYWAY

dannytheyeetmiyster3 years ago

megalovania plays in the background

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abcx7 years ago

If those are the best ones, who cares. xD

uncleltr7 years ago

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? You nail his other hand down.

sonhol7 years ago

welp i gues my demented side has an advantage here :3

bluedragoncalcite7 years ago

I already make lots of dead baby jokes anyways

behnken87 years ago

dead baby jokes are the best jokes in the world.

friskalicious7 years ago

best button i ever pushed in my life

Andy Tanase11 years ago

You know what's fun about dead baby jokes?They never get old.

TheNightmareFox6 years ago

you certainly pressed dat button

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GodlyHoopa 8 years ago

What do erasers and abortions have in common? They fix mistakes.

RENEGONE8 years ago

Well its the best jokes so people will laugh at dead baby jokes anyway

FalloutTrash8 years ago

I will miss other dark jokes

-Sci3 years ago

Ya, I like my dark humor.

Prussian8 years ago

How are dead baby jokes good jokes?..

NinteN8 years ago

So basically, I don't change?

Chez37 years ago

No downside!

Saunamiäs7 years ago

Dead baby appeared. Throw a pokeball at it!

DarkDracus8 years ago

What's red, six inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her? Her miscarriage

hahaha228 years ago

What's the difference lmao

Sansthegaster8 years ago

I already have the best joke, so I guess you can say I'm... SANSational!

Migdin17 years ago

So bad, its worse than when a bad joke is so bad its funny, so bad, it only is bad... Never make a sans joke or pun ever.... only to other people who are talking about undertale....

Loophole man8 years ago

What is the difference between a baby and a onion? No one cries when you chop up the baby. How many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil? It depends on how hard you squeeze them. How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How ...[Show full comment]

Smearypatch 8 years ago

You people are pathetic. This is the first time I've actually felt disgusted by you all.

Faggot9 years ago

Downside?

tydickson9 years ago

Ty Dickson

Becca456710 years ago

No downside......

Tanner Derfus11 years ago

those are the only jokes i tell anyways

Edd Evans11 years ago

How's a dead baby like a painting? You have to nail them both against a wall.

flash flood8 years ago

No you don't you don't have to nail a baby or a painting most ppl hang painting and if you had a dead baby burn it

zhurj001006 years ago

FK NO！

kcalb8 years ago

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DumbButtonPresser5927 years ago

this is my second time seeing this

jadynn8 years ago

Dead baby jokes are not funny at all humans!

Nerd With Lisp8 years ago

people don't already tell those jokes? oh looks like im the only one that does already

Alzoran6 years ago

I'm still a Comedy genius.

Pearse King11 years ago

Yes!

Trungminer7 years ago

Nope no thx I'm aut

Migdin17 years ago

Jokes about dead babies.

Assassin-king7 years ago

That"s all the jokes I tell anyways

dwray208 years ago

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

ULTRAMCMELLON 8 years ago

I HATE LITTLE KIDS ðŸ˜ˆ

Nintelda8 years ago

MARKIPLIER WHERE ARE YOU?!

MohamadMogharbel7 years ago

Still the best

Kosmita2 years ago

Only the downside for me

smartzx7 years ago

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Kababi8 years ago

So basically be TheRPGMinx.

J.T.H8 years ago

No. That's messed up.

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