Will You Press The Button?

sheepAREsheep7 years ago

*stubs toe* feels no pain.... 50 years later *slowly dies of a broken toe and bleeds to death*

shinchaf14 years ago

grave: ______ / R.I.P \ / SHEEP \

Canmantis8 years ago

You could basically become a superhero for those 50 years. You just have to remember when your time runs out and inform everyone a year in advance so they can set up a memorial

pingpongguy3 years ago

Sorry to bother you guys, but.. I'm dying in a week. Cya

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YOLOMAN8 years ago

Easy... just don't get hurt. And if you do get hurt, it shouldn't be that bad

Boopdeshoop6 years ago

Then it kind of pointless

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ASAEDRIS7 years ago

i will spend my time with the title "the invincible" and become an instant hit and probably a billionaire. then when my time is up i will plan a stage held death whilst saying "let me be known as the imploding man" and basically implode from all the injuries i recieved

TheOOOF4 years ago

Thats a lot of damage!

HibblyGibbly7 years ago

Basically you just shoot yourself in the head during year 49, that you die at year 50 and don't have to live with the pain, I mean, come on guys.

TDSlayer986 years ago

I think you would still die but it would be painless

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LilacKs6 years ago

So rather than taking injuries one by one slowly, I take them all at once? I might die. No thank you.

Kurbiskuchen6 years ago

Idiot

Crenshawking117 years ago

The first thing that i would do is shoot myself then i die in 50 years had a good life

TDSlayer986 years ago

I don’t think that’s how it works

Korinicorn8 years ago

Ohshite

Babes7 years ago

Your profile picture made that 10 times better.

RadioactiveCookie8 years ago

This is actually one of the best ones I've heard :)

OnePunch7 years ago

But I can't get hurt. I'm One Punch Man.

DragonEXE7 years ago

Overdose on painkillers, weed, and go to sleep. Feel like hammered shit in the morning you win

DragonEXE7 years ago

On the last day of invulnerability you n"wah

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EyeOwnUrEnergy8 years ago

Just remember when your 50 years is up.

happylego918 years ago

nopenopenopenopenopenopenopneopneopenope... Am I the only one who thinks about the future?

Fb2_edgar6 years ago

I read that as no pen

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RikuXander6 years ago

Be super reckless and just die instantly 50 years later.

GlutNy6 years ago

I'll die 5 seconds before my 50 years are up

JoeJackelen6 years ago

Skydive 5 times without a parachute. Or become an assassin who targets despots and people who are making the world a more miserable place. The amount of damage I"d take would instantly kill me at the end

Dominix6 years ago

Just cut your veins. Feel no pain when 50 years pass >:D Oh wait.. You can't move since the messages from your brain aren't reaching your muscles... Crap.

TDSlayer986 years ago

No your veins would stop blood from pumping through your body not make you not be able to move

BlakeDelespine6 years ago

Lol I could imagine if you"re just chilling when you"re like 70 you"re like ah fuck!!!!!

CalebBird6 years ago

Jump off a building strait away and in 50 years you'll die instantly and wont have to deal with the pain!

TDSlayer986 years ago

You’ll still die it didn’t say anything about surviving

MaxwellMembrino7 years ago

I just got this one

Malarcrayfish308 years ago

Dick

PokemonTrainerTrey8 years ago

50yrs are a lot so shoot me

Wolfenium3 years ago

*shoots head* At least I know I have 50 years to live and I will die a quick death.

Theiofit7 years ago

So first things first. Throw yourself of a cliff so when the dog comes you die fast. Second. Organise your funeral

DukeofDumDum6 years ago

50yrs from now, ill be 80. Its a good time to go :-/ i gues ... I like the idea of going out in a bang, vs fading away. 50years well spendt 😎

JordanHernandez7 years ago

But, it"s not like i stopped being invulnerable so it wouldn't do anything

AlliR3108 years ago

Oh Hell naaaaa!!!!

ThatCatByTheStreet7 months ago

shoot yourself in the head with a shotgun then in 50 years you feel nothing.

YandereFox217 years ago

what if i die before 50...

FabulousButtNugget8 years ago

Kill yourself before 50 years comes by! I mean you lived a good life anyway and if you are 20 and up you would be 70 which you lived a decently long life so just end it!

Babes7 years ago

I"d press the button when I was 50, then on the day before 50 years I"d be 99, and just kill myself. Better me than anyone else I suppose.

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coolchocolatecake7 years ago

i don't want do die at 60 years old :(

TheOOOF4 years ago

Bro, shoot yourself or do something that normaly would insta-kill you. After these 50 years you probably would die anyway, so thanks to what u do, you wont even feel the pain, you will just die

Sirayo6 years ago

So 50 years of invulnerbility and then sudden painful death? I am up for it.

TheUltimateButtonPresser7 years ago

I would die

SomeRazorThing6 years ago

What if you are like in er 60s or somethin.

Glitter_Candy1018 years ago

Just tell a criminal to kill you when those fifty years are over

Ender8knight2 years ago

Death reason: 1,000,000 paper cuts

Buttonpresser256786 years ago

If you survive those 50 your completely invincible

Basketball_Rules5 months ago

if you get hurt a lot and once 50 years hits, you could die

RiderJarzen7 years ago

What if you’re 50 years old already?

XavierBob8 years ago

Wait till im about to die ;)

__d.er.k.__8 years ago

I'm such a wuss for pain, and if you're invulnerable, how many times do you think you might accidentally stub your toe or bump your funny bone, and all those accidental bumps that hurt enough on their own, willcome speeding back all at once!