you can teleport to any location on earth
but
you cannot decide where and it only happens when you sneeze
I will not


DontTrustTheOof4 years ago
*ACHOO*-lands on the middle of the ocean- oh sh#

Nazi Pineapple8 years ago
*Sneeze* -lands at the bottom of the pacific ocean- Shit

Thisdudeiscool7 years ago
*ACHOO*-lands in the middle of an anime-F***!

Bushi008 years ago
I'm allergic to pollen, which has given me a very sensitive nose, allowing me to sneeze on command. *Presses button"

Kayleigh Tanguay11 years ago
*ACHOO* -lands in school- shit

FantasyKitten7 years ago
XD Ya thats me in the morning.
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AdamOtakuGamer6 years ago
Just imagine catching a cold xD

SAMUELGAMING6 years ago
oh my god..

Disco248 years ago
*ACHOO* Lands at some old ladys house "uh... yo???"

YanichelFuentes6 years ago
Breeehhhh

DystopianResident6 years ago
HACHOO- *lands 1500 miles underground* - mmf!

I-dont-get-it-why-do-I-have-to-put-my-name-here7 years ago
I would make the greek god real, i dont care what happens to me, i probebly wouldnt have gotten to alysum or even aspodel

Brennon Wilson8 years ago
*achoo* school *achoo* skatepark *achoo* inside your gf

knorrway8 years ago
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DontTrustTheOof4 years ago
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BiAndReady2Die6 years ago
Imagine this happening to you for the first time. You’re in the middle of an exam and you sneeze. Then when you open your eyes, you’re on top of the Sphinx. And you’re like “How did I get here?”

FlowerCat6 years ago
What if you never sneeze or you land in your ex"s house (...)

rocketiermaster6 years ago
"Million Dollars, But..." much? And you don't even get the million dollars...

BartekTomasik6 years ago
Fuck, i"m stuck in the core of the Earth.

talks2self7 years ago
Keep the pepper handy if you land in Guantanamo Bay

Xavier_the_dimwitted7 years ago
Imagine this, you sneeze and teleport inside someone (literally), what happens to the person?

Woody3046 years ago
What happens to you?

Parker2377 years ago
70% of earth"s surface is water. I find this quite problematic.

Michael smith7 years ago
This could teleport u to sooo many bad places lol

Xavier_the_dimwitted7 years ago
Like Auschwitz?

Emily Hard11 years ago
I can imagine that, getting yelled at by my parents or something, sneezing, then lending up in Narnia

Krusek7 years ago
Narnia is not on earth. It is its own universe(s) that are cut off from earth unless you have the tools to get there.

Alex Strange11 years ago
Is anybody else reminded of that one X-Men Evolution episode where Kurt got sick and sneezed and whenever he sneezed he teleported?

AaronSilva7 years ago
Yes

Elizabeth Beasley11 years ago
Does this mean I have to find normal means to get back home?? And what if I sneeze in the shower? I don't wanna be naked and soapy in the middle of Times Square or a congressional hearing. This also makes me feel sorry for people I know who sneeze about 1...[Show full comment]

Jacob Sargent11 years ago
Anyone who knows me knows I would be teleporting a lot

Kuni Si11 years ago
Quick grab my arm *sneezes* Okay bye *sneezes again*

Charlie Banks11 years ago
sure hope I can sneeze underwater, since the ocean Is everywhere...

Iohanis6 years ago
I can sneeze to travel and i sneeze a lot *Me* Achoo nope achoo yes this place

SilverFlame4359 years ago
cool I will eventually land up in a volcano, best death ever.

JonahPaul7 years ago
Before you do that, unfortunately you will drown in da ocean.

TimeGoat7 years ago
No not the doctor! I don't want to go. The doctor if you habe allergies by tickling your nose ACHOOO. Huh. I'm not at the doctor!!!

LivingCheese7 years ago
So... There is no way you can go back home?

DrCyanogenlast month
随机传送大概率会掉海里淹死

Wolfpack Nikky8 years ago
so there isn't an upside unless you want to travel the world?

Astro9 years ago
FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS. FREE TRAVEL.

SuperSolosis2 years ago
Geoguessr in real life

Bboy668 years ago
That would have been awesome in school

PVM6 years ago
but exams

fangirl132210 years ago
Someday I'll end up in Nashville or Athens so no downside and then I can get an operation so I can't sneeze 😝

Thunder Sword8 years ago
-Sneezes- -Ends up in South Pole- $#!t

JonahPaul7 years ago
Honey how was ur day at school BITCH? It was, A- NO DONT DO IT A- NONONONO A-CHOO! ... Well im on pludo, freezing to death.

CaptainPanda6 years ago
Pluto isn't on earth.

Cucolus8 years ago
heheheheh i can stop myself from sneezing

Calebisafish4 years ago
ACHOO LANDS IN A VOLCANO AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Jagerbaumbastic8 years ago
Um. No?

Pigrickton8 years ago
me:*achoo* huh, wat where am I? Satan: "WELCOME TO HELL" Me:FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

The Fresh Prince Of Fazbear's9 years ago
TIME FOR ADVENCHURIN

OVAR90008 years ago
teleporting to the other side of the earth and not finding your way home is if you are lucky. no.

JerrisonGamerYT6 years ago
*ACHOO -Lands- AHH STORM!!!!!

Butterbuff 9 years ago
Crap I just teleported to a firing rang.......

furryfan1418 years ago
"ACHOO" knowing y luck.... WELCOME TO THE INSIDE OF A ACTIVE VOLCANO

CallMEConvict2 years ago
Fuck it, we ball.

Intergalactic Man8 years ago
I've always wanted to travel to Iraq, idiot!

Kittycat2_06 years ago
Well you might end up in the ocean instead

King2013 years ago
*ACHOO*Lands in a church Pope:god has sended us one of his angels Me:shit
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