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You become fluent in your mother language, and have countless job opportunities which are rewarding and easy for you to live with
but
Your friends and family cannot keep up with your use of language and find it too complex to understand, and most of the time find themselves dumbfounded and annoyed by your mere presence
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LizzyCornLuvsUnicorns6 years ago
what do you mean by mother language

LizzyCornLuvsUnicorns6 years ago
o ok
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AssHar6 years ago
Ok þen. Doing it mostly for language class, I can assure you, oh red button, þat I wouldn't use complicated language.

Luigi29646 years ago
Hi Genji

Ikeless8 years ago
*becomes sheldon off of big bang theory

Alexis Davis11 years ago
Already like that so... Fun Fact: Still have no idea what frozen is even about.

lol3313 years ago
To jkmc1205: yea why
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Jessie Justt11 years ago
Why would I drag myself down for people who are so petty they'd be upset at me for being good at linguistic skills? I could find people who are not so judgmental.

Raoul Abou Merhi11 years ago
people around me are already annoyed by my presence...

Luigi29646 years ago
Same
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Wesley Snyder11 years ago
English is my mother language, and I am already fluent in it... I guess this means with advanced vocabulary that no one understands.

HassanSabti7 years ago
I don't understand

Theogrelord Shrek11 years ago
Lmao I have no friends. And I hate 98% of my family.

iamnoone7 years ago
JUST 98%!!! I hate 100% of my family (pets NOT included)
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Saniel Dampson11 years ago
Who needs friends?

Lucy Atkinson11 years ago
deal with it peasants

Hannahbanana19999 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

iamnoone7 years ago
My life is already like that, I'm a nerd

Kelsie Williams11 years ago
Sounds like Sheldon from Big Bang

Arthur_Sarue8 years ago
So I become fluent in the language I've used since I was two? I think I'm already good enough with my English.

Icode17 years ago
but we speak the same langue...

DragonHiLord 8 years ago
So basically my everyday life

Shyrtexx3 years ago
If I am fluent with my language, I would know how to speak the language in a simplified way. So I would just speak like that for them

carsofawe9 years ago
Downside happens to my friends all the time

Absurdest8 years ago
Mlady

jjj_Bts6 years ago
they are already annoyed by my mere presence

andonandonandon10 years ago
>implying this isn't already the case

hatgirl52528 years ago
I already speak my language very fluently and half the time nobody knows what the heck I'm talking about, so little would change.

Pleshy7 years ago
I'll speak dumber for them

Lydia Krager11 years ago
Don't use it

crwydryny8 years ago
1) i'm fluent in my mother language.... both of them, as well as able to speak several other languages, i run my own business (two of them to be precise as well as have free time for side projects) so you can keep your button

BajanAmerican958 years ago
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BigBuffBoy728 years ago
Boobs

julesiebear1019 years ago
I pressed the button just to learn Swedish

Derkaderk7 years ago
Nosaj did u get erudite from Divergent? You cheeky b@$t@rd

Panifex6 years ago
I didn't press because both of these things are true. Who isn't fluent in his or her mother tongue?

cadlab9 years ago
They frequently do -_O *lika sir*

Ennthen8 years ago
I already pushed this button!! ;_;

NãoDisponível8 years ago
I can relate to almost everything. Only the positive part, not...

Coridoor8 years ago
My life is already like this, my vocabulary is substantial

Krazykat11298 years ago
That's stupid

Skyler Graves11 years ago
My mother language is English, and everyone I talk to speaks English, why would I press a lose/lose button? Lol

dude_of_dudes9 years ago
No Comment XD

LizzyM7 years ago
If it"s your mother language, then shouldn't one already be fluent in it?

Tim Feldmann11 years ago
Is already the case.

Aparrian8 years ago
derrr...

carsofawe9 years ago
Downside happens to my friends all the time

FineSarcasm7 years ago
I'm already annoyed at them

Cheshire shadow8 years ago
so im so good at correct english they dont get it?

JulianGeckoWasp3 years ago
My mom speaks English, like me. Not pressing.

ktawesome8 years ago
Me already lol

lostsilver448 years ago
ONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five...[Show full comment]

RGPZ6 years ago
i speak to fast for anyone to stand me

Anthony9 years ago
Most people do think I'm annoying no downside

menasay8 years ago
As much as I WANT to press the button... I can't do that to certain people in my life.

THEINVISIBLEWAFFLE7 years ago
Basically what happens anyway...
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