You can eat your favorite food for free anytime you want
but
Each time you eat it, no matter how healthy, will shave a decade off of your life
I will not


HiBob247 years ago
The best way to suicide

WakkaRexo7 years ago
Definitely

Jar_Jar_Binks6 years ago
What if... your favorite food is a Golden Apple? The kind in Norse Myth. ∞-10=∞. Simple math.

SilentJill3453 years ago
Please end me already.....I don't wanna be in this cruel world anymore!;o;

qwerty2012ish7 years ago
So press this button to either commit suicide or ban yourself from your favorite food? What?

Morgan J. Caola11 years ago
Who the fuck would press this

BerryLoveBerry3 years ago
Never press that button
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Little Miss Spiteful6 years ago
Best suicide button EVER. 10/10 would an hero again

Timjfarmer6 years ago
Why would I do this I get my fav food alot

Amazingpieguy6 years ago
Mmmm this mango is delicio- *drops dead*

Da_kokonut016 years ago
Hmm, ok, I got five years left to live. I know eat da kokonut. So now I should"ve died 5 years ago. I'm -5 years away from my death. Very interesting indeed...

Creepering7 years ago
I can already eat my favorite food whenever I want without shaving a decade of my life so...

tylercjbaker7 years ago
Wtf 79% actually clicked the button

Kyra Thomas11 years ago
I'd be dead in an hour

AcidXxRayne3 years ago
same
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just sayan(pun)8 years ago
just eat until 1 more bite and it is finished then give it to someone else does that count

KenWasHere217 years ago
It says if you eat it. It doesn't matter if you take the tiniest bite. You still technically ate it.

Pedro Sarquis Sanchez11 years ago
I want a short life anyway

EvaBear7 years ago
Because he wants a short life anyway
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Shocky_Pink2 years ago
Just become immortal and it won’t matter.

Ge Li11 years ago
WHY

meisawesome7 years ago
Create food for others

Davd8 years ago
easy, delicious suicide. Also, it never says you need to do this or anything. This is just an option.

Marklesparkle7 years ago
Quit buyin" Hershey"s and go to a dam restraunt

Olino2007 8 years ago
No one ever pressed that button

Ahhhhhhhhhh4 years ago
Gaboseries you are the fatass

Aerick8 years ago
A *decade*? For a free meal? You've got to be joking me - this is literally just 'press the button and die'.

Mythe Defender8 years ago
I'f Be dead in a second

frenchan7 years ago
What Decade? I'm immortal.

CherryDragon_8 years ago
I can easily buy my favorite food anytime, chips ahoy cookies aren't that expensive!

cancertoanyfamily9 years ago
OP i hope cancer to you and your beloved ones

Person1And28 years ago
R.I.P Pearson1And2

a_sociopath3 years ago
HELL NO

Amy Row-Williams11 years ago
you could only eat it a few times...

charlied58588 years ago
This one was for obese emo teenagers.

Coolcon8 years ago
Doctor: Sir you have a few hours to live Me: No i dont Doctor: What do you mean? Me: Summoms food GOODBYE SUCKERS

jroan9 years ago
pizza is pretty cheap, so whatevs

assassinboy6 years ago
i will die in ten min

TheSmartOne8 months ago
Then it will just happen to your

Lord_Mixtape7 years ago
Those are some pretty special clippers...

TheDeviL2348 years ago
unless you find platinum/ diamonds or antimatter tasty, it's not worth it

sharky_marky7 years ago
I want a good life, not a long life

Nanozec8 years ago
I pressed a button earlier that made me invincible... great combo i guess.

FrederickJhYih4 years ago
I see... A good way to take yourself, but everytime you"re shaved is a sufferance to you, and once you want to give up there"s no fix to it. Perhaps it"s only a good option for those in serious ill

Death Reapon8 years ago
FOR CHEESECAKE!

Mowper6 years ago
worth it

Datwolfgal8 years ago
No, just no.

Spyderr7 years ago
I'm here for a good life, not a long one.

Snackrifice8 years ago
not worth it

jackrabbit22599 years ago
Another button made me immortal, so this shouldn't be a problem.xD

lolrainbowdash8 years ago
Sooo, eating ten twizzlers would kill me instantly??? Why?? I could just buy it from this thing called a STORE, like a hundred twizzlers for five bucks shaving MINUTES off my life!

WakkaRexo7 years ago
.

AnimeFreak2418 years ago
exactly

Chryobytethecrabbyspy6 years ago
No, you did not specify how I die.

BobJohnson6 years ago
The fuck????
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