You get a top of the line PC which upgrades itself for free every year.
but
You can use only non-free software for the rest of your life.
I will not


Rizingr7 years ago
What if you take a few parts from your computer before it auto-upgrades? Sell them on the internet and bam, you get a bomb a f PC and pretty much unlimited money

DooT5 years ago
Good luck sell stuff on the internet without google...

On_Ko3 years ago
MAKE YOUR FRIEND USE THEM

The Fallen Anglish8 years ago
every software is free mwhahahahaha

TheOriginalKirito6 years ago
Actually not EVERY software is free.

Joeycat233 years ago
Minecraft isn’t free. And it will be on a constantly upgrading PC so I’ll be playing Minecraft on really high quality.

Frequent Button Presser8 years ago
Non-free software is the best anyway and if it upgrades itself every year I'm gunna press the button

Hayatow8 years ago
You can test free software tho ;)

TeamKobus27 years ago
You may only use programs you need to pay for. No free demos

DaphneTheGirl7 years ago
Yes please I'll get some parts before it upgrades, sell em, then here comes a drawing tablet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

jondaniels618 years ago
technically no software is free, because it all cost someone something to design or produce or distribute in some way. so i win

CheeseCrackersDEMO6 years ago
it doesn't say you can't keep a computer you already have

Sam Sobati11 years ago
it doesn't stop me from pirating software that aren't free :P

ShyGuyAnimatedGaming6 years ago
Sam Sobati Good job on being a criminal.
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ShyGuyAnimatedGaming6 years ago
Who cares? All I need is Steam.

TheOriginalKirito6 years ago
Steam is free software, sorry bud.

RiverRainWing6 years ago
Step one: Start youtube channel Step two: Get multiple jobs Step three: Become best gamer Step 4: Enjoy fame, fortune, and an amazing PC and any game you want.

TheOriginalKirito6 years ago
Trouble is most PC games are on Steam. Steam is free software.

AssHar7 years ago
Chrome???

nyanderenet7 years ago
I can't use winrar? .... Oh wait

teganrocks12318 years ago
Get it set for life

George Ohnemus11 years ago
That means that you couldn't use Steam... No gaming for you

TheMightyTOG7 years ago
+Doomed Shadow, wrong. Those 5 dollars are for verification purposes, but are not required.
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scheuerman9 years ago
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free...

TheOriginalKirito6 years ago
still classed as free software

vert3436 years ago
I will pay for a copy of steam >:)

Should I press the button?8 years ago
I can just download crack. :P

TheOriginalKirito6 years ago
still counts as free software

AgentCPU08 years ago
A majority of software requires payment, so exactly how is that different from real life?

Ivan200610 years ago
So, no Java, Flash or anything like that? sounds pretty problematic.

black slender8 years ago
Free games was shit games.

Robertolo2 years ago
Ayo anybody here in 2022

TriggerHappy5293last year
shut up

adamcool8 years ago
Best thing ever I am definitely going to press the button

Sum3Dud36 years ago
No Fortnite, el no.

SeabassJames8 years ago
I can't use the free upgrades.

Malcolmxt6 years ago
Isnt most software a one time purchase?

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Jbrick9 years ago
All the software I use costs money lol.

Juaricolas 8 years ago
Hiii

Jack Little11 years ago
it doesn't say I have to pay for the non-free stuff and I can donate for the free things, technically a way of paying for it

Wizardmon7 years ago
yo ho! yo ho! a pirate"s life for me!

Migdin17 years ago
The best PC is from space, and translstes everything perfectly to english, and i only pay 0$ to use a software thing.

Savagee8 years ago
You could just. Give money to the devepers and then its not free ;)

tydickson9 years ago
Ty Dickson

Aaronaxa4326 years ago
Sell it all before it upgrades and bye games

Simmo9 years ago
Do donations count so I can get java,etc.

quickstirke7 years ago
NO!

Mac Zilla8 years ago
According to the last button I hit, which got me rich, I'd do juuuuust fine.

Mr-Irrelevant7 years ago
idk if ingame purchases count as nonfree software lol

TheOriginalKirito6 years ago
ingame purchases isn't software period

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Aj Henderson11 years ago
You have to pay for the internet. The internet is ran by software that the cable company has that you are paying for. It it connects to the internet, it isn't free. Loophole bitches.

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premium-lemon-flavoured-bleach8 years ago
who said i had to pay for the software personally the research pays for the software updates so technically its already been paid for just not by me

Weedismycity6 years ago
Steam...

mksu1238 years ago
I hate MACs

Verbindungsfehle9 years ago
It doesn't say that cracked software isn't allowed!

TheOriginalKirito6 years ago
but cracked software is still classed as free software despite if the originsl software from the crack wasn't free

NovaJax8 years ago
Spammers be spammin.

Isaac Erlandsson11 years ago
Fyi, since some people haven't noticed, pretty much the only web browser you may use is iCab, which is only for macs. Steam is a free software too. And Aj Henderson, you're not paying for the software, and paying for that isn't paying for other softwares.
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