Will You Press The Button?

CrunchyNapkins8 years ago

Im coming to heaven Harambe Wait for me!!

KilluaGodSlayer6 years ago

First thing first: it does not say how long it takes for u to die (could be less than a sec). Second, it does not say WHEN u gotta die Results: A amazing future plus your a idol too everyone.

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ML2 years ago

ooh...

15shawt8 years ago

Why r u getting tortured if there is no war

TuroKK0075 years ago

Because every pharmaceutical company will go bankrupt

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naterbaterchickentater7 years ago

I mean like, I am not the only person on this app, which means somebody already pressed this button. Soooo.... yeah. I'm just gonna leave it at that.

Kelvingtsfan2 years ago

Ikr

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BartoTOS647 years ago

It"s for the greater good

Murderouspikachu6 years ago

If only i were a masochist

Yoshipresser3217 years ago

I am now Jesus if I press the button neat

dinojl6 years ago

Who are you, brave sir? I am... MECHA-JESUS!!

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QuintynWallace6 years ago

Thats the cost of being the hero. You don't get to see the end. You just put the parts into play and die. You know what you just gotta have faith. Ain't that a bitch.

TuroKK0075 years ago

Without war, hunger, disease and poverty there will be no natural selection and the planet gets uninhabitable because of overpopulation. So the golden age is a lie.

L1feDRAIN8 years ago

What a torture is it, if here is no war? Well, after a great life I will fall into a deep depress and suicide. DONE!

AidanWithAnA4 years ago

You are destined to die after a painful torture, there is no way to escape it.

zikry6 years ago

If i was the "Greatest pillar of Mankind" for EVERYONE than who would want to kill me?

TuroKK0075 years ago

The ex pharmaceutical companies

I-like-cheese6 years ago

The worlds supposed to end after that peace so it can’t be endless

Cocoacuphead6 years ago

But I like giving pain not receiving it

You-said6 years ago

I'm gonna go to heaven bios yes wait for meh GodNot a bad person

Gamingmonkey6 years ago

It"s doing a favour for the world it"s kindness

Sharks887 years ago

What would jesus do ? Probably he would say fuck this shit and go to mcdonalds

TeamKobus27 years ago

Wait. How do i get tortured if theres no war, and if i am seen as the hero, why do people hate me?

TeamKobus27 years ago

Who else would torture a hero?

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yawutheawu6 years ago

Hell no

Yaaas8 years ago

The world would be boring without problems

Wackiekebab8 years ago

But...but why...

EmilStvring6 years ago

Im just gonna fimd a another button its make worldpeace

Buggaboo47 years ago

The 37% of people that didn't press the button are selfish.

BanHammerBrothers6 years ago

if there is only good you cant die

Thomas128 years ago

ok

IndiKani8 years ago

I'm female

MirandaLong6 years ago

any down side?

Jigar3 years ago

People love me they will protect me

Danniboy12347 years ago

I'm pretty sure we only need 1 person to press the button.. not 11087!!!!!!

Jacksharkquack8 years ago

I'd rather live.

jarron3157 years ago

waaaaaaatttttttttttt

imightpushthebutton8 years ago

Suck my dick, ISIS

Tgthatsme6 years ago

It didn’t say when I had to die! ALSO DAD WAIT FOR ME IN HEAVEN ILL BE THERE IN A FEW YEARS

LARGER7 years ago

HARAMBE!!!!!!!!! I"M coming

EdwardFuller8 years ago

VITA CHAMBER, ANYONE? Yeah, that's when I lose the ability to feel that amount of pain, because BOOM It hurts so good! WOO!

ButtenStarWars2 years ago

this is what schools do already

BawbRaws7 years ago

I'll be the next Jesus! XD

legakeir5758 years ago

Hello heaven,goodbye world *pushes button*

TheStormGryphon8 years ago

Worth it.

shgsgsgs6 years ago

So jesus

Hermit7 years ago

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

theguy7 years ago

i can't press the button!sorry humanity!!!!!

ABoyHasNoUsername8 years ago

Humanity does NOT deserve this, they shall suffer forver. (They shall also suffer from that grammer error I deliberately made.)

lol3313 years ago

I WILL PRESS IT

presley18457 years ago

i could just use my darth vader force and music >:D

Somerandomwizard6 years ago

Some people are two selfish. I’m three selfish

jarron3157 years ago

you die in paaannn

Mexican_ninja8 years ago

wait it said it will give everybody a heart of gold but id die from torture

squiebs7 years ago

Why are you being tortured if there is no war....? This contradicts itself...

Murderouspikachu6 years ago

Sure you may end THESE problems, but there are still more. End war you still have hate,hunger; capitalism dissease; overpopulation, poverty; greed. Sexism, racicim, religious intolerance are your other hurdles your jumping here. Then theres slavery, elitis...[Show full comment]

THAT_ONE_SAD_GUYlast year

Add in Harambe and you got yourself a deal!

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