Pick any (existing) item on earth.
but
You have to french kiss your mom.
I will not


bc7 years ago
What"s the big deal? I already came out of her vagina, and drank from her boobs, might as well French kiss her too!

Sniper85893 years ago
Sweet home Alabama

davidthewalker 8 years ago
I can already pick any existing item on earth. Jello. Proof right there.

Fairycentopia7 years ago
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Dis-random-dude4 years ago
My mom"s a fucking milf

imavirginnn3 years ago
mother, i love food

Pizzascripters8 years ago
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BXKZWL3 years ago
ur dark
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Sean Manns11 years ago
do you mean a real French kiss? *kiss each cheek on a persons face once* Or kiss someone with ze tong ?

Alexbi2322 years ago
So beez or 😛
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TinyDemonB8 years ago
Fine by me.

MechaHitler8 years ago
Where is that a down Side B-)

Pootis man4208 years ago
Pick sa 3D printer, you can pretty much make anything you want. I know I know, I'm a genius. 🤑😏

Jacob Hill11 years ago
hello loophole idiots I doesn't say when you have to French kiss her just says you have to French kiss her so you could just get the things done and not French kiss her until your dead but then its too late and you got all the items free and never had to do it

abcx7 years ago
But you have to do it. I bet, if you die without having done it, a magical force will lock you into a closed room with your mother and you"re only allowed to leave when you have french kissed her.
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Anya McGee Stoehr11 years ago
Pick what? I don't understand the upside.

Pizzascripters8 years ago
Me neither

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RickySrivastava7 years ago
😄
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the_non-binary_pancake5 months ago
WÞF? NO!

Nod_Lucario8 years ago
NO! I WILL NOT BE OEDIPUS THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!

Blockman3507 years ago
Existing items are boring anyway

Razor8 years ago
My mom is dead so do I have to kiss her ashes?

duckmalone8 years ago
yes, no exceptions

DaSom9 years ago
. . . did something happen in your childhood that you'd ask this question?

Shadowdragonofawesomeness8 years ago
What of you don't have a mom?

Fairycentopia7 years ago
Read this or your crush will hate you forever and in 10 days when you turn off your lights to go to bed you will be killed by mutated zombie in your sleep If you do this, tomorrow you will get a kiss from your crush: 1. Close your eyes and think of your cr...[Show full comment]

xboxfan9978 years ago
that is not bad

Raf8 years ago
Ok, so you pick the item...then what happens? Lose situation.

Thelosttraveler7 years ago
I do that everyday I come home from school, so both upsides :D

CrescentCaribou2 years ago
it doesn't say you GET the item tho lol

Lenny9 years ago
Mom's ded brah

1337X-treme7 years ago
Wyd is this question?

thepotatotabber8 years ago
I pick to French kiss your mom

Hubaka Gs11 years ago
i pick france

OneWingedDevil8 years ago
I'll just get a cloning machine and then have one of the clones french kiss my mom PROBLEM SOLVED

Samurai_bat8 years ago
They don't exist yet

Zacattac8 years ago
i only get to pick item i don't get the item? this is stupid

Fairycentopia7 years ago
Read this or your crush will hate you forever and in 10 days when you turn off your lights to go to bed you will be killed by mutated zombie in your sleep If you do this, tomorrow you will get a kiss from your crush: 1. Close your eyes and think of your cr...[Show full comment]

Trashviis7 years ago
Why the hell do I need to pick an item

PedoChick1238 years ago
bonjour... *kisses in french on cheek* mwuuah! :P

GalacticEclipse7 years ago
is that hitler ross?

littlelaphi8 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

fallensoldier1018 years ago
f**k that

sdoniczx9 years ago
Nope,Nope,Nope,Nope,Nope,Nope just Nope!!!

Ryan Holmes11 years ago
what do i do once i have the item picked....this one is stupid as fuck

Inazuma238 years ago
...ok!

SuperSky1738 years ago
I'm naming this event Monday

Nyanfox 8 years ago
Wtf no i shall not put a tongue in my moms mouth

JefferyJeffJeff8 years ago
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rblogic04847 years ago
I love my mom and I french kiss her all the time

Arutito2 years ago
Well, she doesnt need to be awake

xmagixgirlxx9 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Dooplcoopl7 years ago
Didnt it say you"d get what did it??😎

SamuKitty8 years ago
As long as it's not in public...

Smearypatch 8 years ago
32%....you're all sick.... I quit.

TheGreatAndLoveablePeridot8 years ago
Well, it could mean the kiss in both cheeks

Azazil10 years ago
Choose some huge diamond or whatever is worth really much, french kiss your mom. You and your family are now rich

whatamidoingheredf8 years ago
Idk my mom

Axel Rittling11 years ago
It's some habit on France to French Kiss your mom to say her "Hello", so it won't change nothing for me ^^

TippyScissors048 years ago
My mom is hot so

Youwotm87 years ago
Ewwwww mom!!! Disquisting!

Melsy8 years ago
Never said at what point of time. My mom was kinda hot when she was my age sooooooo....THERE WE GO.

a cassowary8 years ago
so what get a house and leave home
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