The next thing you touch turns into solid gold
but
The next 50 things you touch after that catch fire
I will not


coolerdogpond12last month
hi guys i just need to get the 50 comments achievement. pls ignore. thank u!!!!!!

235x02 months ago
[Touched Air] = True

Dread Champion8 years ago
I have to pee. Doo de doo da, la la la... Holy crap, my nuts are gold now. What the.. OH GOD MY PENIS IS ON FIRE OH GOD WHY!?!?!?

blueflamedragon133 years ago
lol same
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looptyloop8 years ago
touches house turns to gold then touch justin bieber

sigginibe8 years ago
Ha thats a good one
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Pokémon Master Red8 years ago
Damnit I caught the water on fire

dat-kid-that-all-ways-is-naked6 years ago
Logic you beat Albert einstein

Aaron Floyd8 years ago
I touch myself ( no sex joke intended) then touch Trump (also no sex joke intended)

ThePaulDude6 years ago
Gold paint is a different matter lzke.
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Profitman6 years ago
Uh, guys, I pressed the button and it just turned to gold. I guess it worked? I guess I'll check - OH GOD MY PHONE IS ON FIRE

ALG32705YT8 years ago
Touch water, or a criminal, or a douchebag. There. Problem solved!

Pika Girl8 years ago
Just touch your enemies and the things you don't like. No downside

Fsjehh2 years ago
You need to get to your enemies first
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Obsidianleaf7 years ago
*touches cool chair, then proceeds to poke Trump, Justin Beiber and all the other assholes I know

dankmemes1017 years ago
don't forget the homophobes :D

InhaleExhaleStrike!8 years ago
1. Touch a huge boulder. 2. touch JB 50 times.

Mathew Dombross11 years ago
dammit the cat caught fire again

GamerBoyBobduran6 years ago
Turns tree to gold ,the kills trump, Bieber, Putin
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EmAnndEm7 years ago
Touch a big rock, than u r rich, than a bunch of leaves. Or if your, camping, the fire logs, or someone you hate, what exactly is the downside here?

Fsjehh2 years ago
Walking then seting the floor on fire

Boringsaxophone7 years ago
I'll touch food

Boringsaxophone7 years ago
I always burn it anyway

Alphachon5 years ago
step 1: buy 10kg normal rice or smaller stuff step 2: touch one piece of rice to turn in into gold step 3: burn 50 things down step 4: repeat step 2 and step 3 as often as you like JUST BURN EVERYTHING YOU WANT. like the world ;)

NotARobot7 years ago
First thing I touch: My bed. Next fifty things I touch: ALL MY WORST ENEMIES.

Sly097 years ago
O shoot my phone is now gold do to righting this coment.

Fab-Crab8 years ago
Make people I hate catch fire

Pacertest8 years ago
Touch large piece of furniture or car, then 50 blades of grass

Ghopher18 years ago
Someone fly me to Washington i need to deal some Business with the president

Themauf5 years ago
No, skylord, I think they have another plan...
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hellix8 years ago
Fireman XD.

--------6 years ago
Pick 50 leaves and one thing, press the button touch the thing then touch the leaves

Kurukato6 years ago
Touch your local pond then find a campfire then touch each of the logs then get a spoon then spoon the gold and get rich

jojoxD6 years ago
Touch a big rock. Then touch 50 pieces of paper in a campfire! Bam. I'm rich.

Kristen_The_Emo7 years ago
Haven't you people ever heard of King Midas, he took it and accidentally turned his daughter to gold(killing her)and he was very sad.

NightRider0907 years ago
Oh crap. There goes my ex again

Crazy_Cat_Lady_27 years ago
Oh hello table I don't like let me pet you oh you"re on fire

diamondchan7 years ago
*touches 50 people I hate* Ha, you better have a burn heal

DownsidesDontExist7 years ago
Hehe I'm not a pervert so this doesn't apply to me

AmandaAdams7 years ago
Where is the upside?

Maevian David11 years ago
HELLO DOUCHEBAG OF THE GRADE HOW ABOUT A HIGH FIVE-- oh whoops you're on fire

EmAnndEm7 years ago
AHHH WHYYY WHAD I DO TO YOOUUUU! DEATH.

Dabbingdeckeduser7 years ago
Oops... I touched all my classmates.

EddyLaw7 years ago
Just touch 50 pieces of fire wood

Nyggz7 years ago
Well I would touch 50 rocks

Queen-J7 years ago
I would touch my enemies

TEMMIECHAT7 years ago
Oh look! It's that one bitch from school, oh! Say hwat? She's on fire. I wonder how that happened? 😊

Mikelit 7 years ago
Buys a deck of cards before I press the button now just to figure out what I'm turning gold

Paulo_G8 years ago
I touch my house, the i touch 50 blades of grass!

mr.whatface8 years ago
Looks like I have a golden flaming penis. Nah jk gold would hurt.

qwerty12348 years ago
I'd poke a bunch of people in my school, then lastly poke the school, and run out laughing like a maniac

SimmeRocky8 years ago
Just touch 50 things that needs to be burned to ashes

~Wave~length~8 years ago
Press the button, instantly stop touching anything else, go touch your car so you can sell it later, and then touch 50 individual blades of grass.

TsukiMizuki8 years ago
TOUCH ALL THE UGLY BUILDINGS!!!! And justin bieber

shenanigan10110 years ago
Touch a mountain, touch homework

asdguy0010 years ago
touch mountain,touch shitfaces

Nicola Savio11 years ago
touch a very big thing, touch 50 worthless or hated things then, got a lot of gold and got rid of stuff/people you hate.

Daymond Baney11 years ago
WHAT IS BAD ABOUT THAT

dat-kid-that-all-ways-is-naked6 years ago
My mom

Bryson Sullivan-Farrell11 years ago
ill touch an elephant. then i will touch 50 babies

Themauf5 years ago
I like it how all of the comments care more about the elephant
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Chris Frank11 years ago
So many different possible loopholes. First, aren't we always touching air/ground? Second, what about our clothes? What about our own bodies, since I'm sitting here cross-legged? Or does it have to be via our hands?

Der Deutsche8 years ago
it needs to be with your hands, otherwise you couldnt touch the thing you want to be gold/on fire

Nutmeg Nutmeg Nutmeg11 years ago
gold cant catch fire. TOUCH GOLD
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