Will You Press The Button?

ManMan07138 years ago

This is based off a really good short story. A soldier gives a family of three a monkeys paw that grants three wishes. He warns them not to ask for anything stupid. The man he gave it to asks for 200 euros to pay off his house. The monkey just shakes in hi...[Show full comment]

Amongus_ur_momlast year

no dont wish him alive wish his body to go to you then wish him alive darkstorm77

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oomgflyingsnow2 years ago

lovely

abhiswami20042 years ago

i shit you not i was reading the original story while this happened https://imgur.com/a/otVpPOw

Frankie Gerhardt11 years ago

But do the overly-complex wishes get GRANTED?

ThisIsMyPassword7 years ago

Yeah, probably

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xXEddsworldTrashXx7 years ago

Wasn't this a short story by Edgar Allen Po?

Calicokitty7 years ago

It"s better then that one xxholic episode where the monkey pew drives you insane and kills you.... I still have nightmares.

darkthederp8 years ago

so, I could bring any undertale character to life. but I get slapped? i'll take it. nobody says I cant get revenge.

Migdin17 years ago

AggelosGreece dont kill Undertale, just the horrible fans.

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RobinMeng6 years ago

...I remember the days is ELL class

TayTay266 years ago

Sounds complicated

HerdOfTurtles6 years ago

What?

Superkenny197 years ago

i wish for it to stay it leaves =D

ArgoSF7 years ago

Sounds fun

Catherine McGregor11 years ago

I'd just take the slap.

corrking8 years ago

me 2

JoeyDaKangaroo8 years ago

I can take a damn slap

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TotalWeirdo6 years ago

This is chainmail. Take your bullshit somewhere else!

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Chris Larson11 years ago

I'll call my lawyer

Migdin17 years ago

The lawyer hates you and only speaks bird. He has no arms and loves to eat people.

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Johanne Sebastien Bach11 years ago

This is actually based off of a good short story.

Alyssa Hayes11 years ago

how have 42% people not read this story; your wishes don't come true

sqsarrazine8 years ago

Technically they do come true. (Yes I have read the story), but there's a cost

Victoria Plummer11 years ago

Simple, just make wishes where the ironic twist is benign! Like, say, wishing for the best new game console, and receiving an Xbox One... then you can just sell it and buy a PS3. :P

Matthew Chan11 years ago

Monogatari. :)

DivaPrincess6 years ago

What if I wish to be a celeb...

SnootBoop9 years ago

nope nope nope this that Edgar Allan Poe story i read that nope

WBGrock8 years ago

I'd just wish for omnipotence and be done with it.

Amongus_ur_momlast year

I'll wish for a genie who does not give ironic twists

Ryan Squires11 years ago

Simpsons reference :)

DavidLeslie7 years ago

Who cares about the wishes, I just want a monkey"s paw!

logic and shit8 years ago

But do i still get the wish?

MastermindOfTrouble4 years ago

Can the slap be very light? I have Autism and don't like pain too much.

papa147 years ago

Ill run the CHANCE of getting slapped

Gaboseries8 years ago

Wish for a good lawyer

DavidLeslie7 years ago

Their working against you.

BlueisBae1239 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Price5116 years ago

I KNOW THIS FROM A STORY SOMEWHERE AND I DON'T LIKE IT

temmie20048 years ago

i got a wish no more wishes forever there done

MR.TROLL_FACE10 years ago

wish for the monkeys paw to grant straight fowards wishes then wish for more wishes.

Lizardbeth6 years ago

This is literally a egar Alan Poe poem

Feralstar6 years ago

I guess you could say... Edgar Allen POEM

TeamAwesomeness2 years ago

that"s literally how the monkey"s paw works

TurnedIntoaDragon8 years ago

Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and can't change myself back!

Nokraz6 years ago

Imagine being such a cuck that you don't want to be a fire breathing behemoth of a creature. And nibbabif y"all was turned into a dragon why refer to us as humans and not just go with a "help guys" like boi

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Nassser4087 years ago

Wish for infinite wishes and then wish that the monkey won't slap you

SwagWhy8 years ago

Pls be gentle my monkey friend

OscarZhang6 years ago

I don’t see how getting a billion dollars can have any twist

Quack-Peep9 years ago

Sell that bitch

Somebodytouchamyspagghet6 years ago

But the overly complex wishes work, so I'll take three slaps for wishes

The resetting paradox8 years ago

Make a wish that stops It what twist can that make

H20Delirious7 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU"VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom"s name fiv...[Show full comment]