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You get a monkey's paw that grants three wishes.
but
The wishes have ironic twists, and making an overly complex or tricky wishes to circumvent these twists results in the monkey's paw slapping you across the face.
This is based off a really good short story. A soldier gives a family of three a monkeys paw that grants three wishes. He warns them not to ask for anything stupid. The man he gave it to asks for 200 euros to pay off his house. The monkey just shakes in hi...[Show full comment]
Amongus_ur_momlast year
no dont wish him alive wish his body to go to you then wish him alive darkstorm77
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TotalWeirdo6 years ago
This is chainmail. Take your bullshit somewhere else!
how have 42% people not read this story; your wishes don't come true
sqsarrazine8 years ago
Technically they do come true. (Yes I have read the story), but there's a cost
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Victoria Plummer11 years ago
Simple, just make wishes where the ironic twist is benign! Like, say, wishing for the best new game console, and receiving an Xbox One... then you can just sell it and buy a PS3. :P
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Matthew Chan11 years ago
Monogatari. :)
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Acting Bites8 years ago
Word words words
Me: what the hay?
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UncertainStingray6 years ago
*slap* ow!
*slap* stop!
*slap* (sigh)
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FlameghostplayZ6 years ago
Nah I don't like that!
Its so complicated
And I don't like details
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The Howling Wolf8 years ago
Well screw that!
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NeatCrown9 years ago
Wish 1-I wish that I would not be hit by that wish granting thing.
Wish 2-I Wish that all wishes wished would be granted as I intend.
Wish 3-I wish for an unlimited amount of wishes.
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Mr E10 years ago
It doesn't say the wise doesn't get granted
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Milkywae3 years ago
Have you heard the tragedy of darth plaqueis the wise
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TobiasV7 years ago
True story
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GGuy123458 years ago
Add that the paw can't slap you for making the over complicated wish.
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super soup8 years ago
I'd wish to taste good
SeabassJames8 years ago
A cannibal would eat you.
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markthematey8 years ago
THIS IS FROM A BOOK I HAVE READ.
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TotalWeirdo6 years ago
Wish for no wish rules, wish for infinite wishes, wish 25 quintillion dollars. Problem solved!
I wish the monkey paw would not slap me across the face or make any way to avoid doing what I just said for it to do
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AssHar7 years ago
Wish #1: make a full monkey out of the hand. Why? Idk.
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Conman9568 years ago
My first wish, to have it never slap me.
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PinkfluffyUnicorns7 years ago
O-O
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Aidan T.8 years ago
I wish to be the doctor *slap*
SeabassJames8 years ago
You would get sued for giving the wrong treatment to your patient.
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Vahanian5 years ago
Sounds like a damn genie to me
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timelordjohn9 years ago
This is a book. Kind of
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ChrisgLucas6 years ago
Just wish instead of you getting slapped Justin Bieber gets all the negative effects while you get positive effects. Trust me the world will thank me on my second wish.
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Rhine Mapping8 years ago
First wish:Stop slapping 2nd:100 wishes more 3rd:The monkeys paw is now a piece of platin
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Lafayette_Burr6 years ago
This is based off a short story, and from the story I WOULD NOT PUSH THAT DANG BUTTON
HELL NO
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Deadpool9208 years ago
Wasn't this in a Simpson halloween episode
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ShakerGER10 years ago
Sounds like fun
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SwimmingSkies8 years ago
I'd just wish me and my friends had magic and got accepted into Hogwarts; does anyone else want to come two? I've still got some wishes left to do so.
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Oouu_banana3 years ago
Yeah it doesn’t say they won’t be granted. Monkey can’t slap me hard, right?
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