You are the best smelling person in the world
but
you can't bathe or shower ever again
I will not


Jauchaelle10 years ago
GET THE HOSE

NiftyChiby7 years ago
That is one way to get ur self clean,it never says u cant use hoes or any type of stuff that gives out water
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smiller23957 years ago
Just use a water gun.

BunnyLover11019 years ago
You will become very ugly and dirty. No thank you.

RATTLE_ME_BONEZ4 years ago
I would become an apex predator, using my small to lure in unsuspecting humans.

UltimateOpprotunist4 years ago
why would you need to shower if you are the best smelling person in the world

Bullnoze69last year
Grime accumulates on you

Hunter Balto12 years ago
Your body will accrue a sticky filth and your skin will become coated in the dirty sweat you exude... but for some odd reason, everyone wants to sniff your stinkiest areas.

PeculiarTimekeeper2 years ago
I don't know where you"ve been on a regular basis, but I don't want to.
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IsaacRosson8 years ago
Wait, if I am the best smelling person in the world, but I never bathe, then wouldn't the rest of the world instantly become worse and worse smelling as I become worse and worse smelling

TheRamster6 years ago
I dont see a downside to this

thefuckingguywhosanyoing9 years ago
wow this is fucking boring

Sabrinanuggets3149 years ago
Hater

Iohanis7 years ago
Your always gonna smeel good no need to take a shower or bath

MDarkKing16547 years ago
Finally something helpful I don't like showers and my fam check by smell so yes

cliffjumper7 years ago
swim

Annieice57 years ago
you wouldn't need to bathe, just jump in a pool and you won't be dirty or sticky

Warlord20809 years ago
I think you would die if you get a cut and any disease will always come at you.

AlcoLoco10 years ago
Just go for a swim in a pool. The Chlorine will clean your skin off.

Aaron Davis12 years ago
Yeah, not sure why I would ever need to bathe or shower again if I were the best smelling person in the world, assuming that I smelled the best all the time, no matter what.

silver_snake3 years ago
basic hygiene, just saying
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Rachel Watson12 years ago
Shower time is reflection time.

Lepraxhaun055 years ago
Yes

Nai Gative12 years ago
It doesn't say you can't wash your hair at the sink or put soap on your body. That technically isn't showering or bathing, but it does the same thing.

FriskyMonkey9 years ago
Didn't say you couldn't indirectly clean yourself, like swimming in an ocean.

Bryse Myst9 years ago
I like my baths, so thanks but no thanks

DripMonke694202 years ago
But you'll still be sweaty and all that stuff, so nah

POOPERDOOPER10 years ago
Well if you smell good you wouldn't shower or bathe again

Asyloin7 years ago
Swimming is the solution

liongirl17aj9 years ago
shower using a hose!

VEZOLLA9 years ago
But YOU CANT SHOWER

imakat11 years ago
GOODBYE SHOWERS! WOOHOO

Mario Jo12 years ago
No downside?

Derpydude10 years ago
Ya because you smell good

stileskatt9 years ago
I thought it said you can't breathe at first xD

aeiou10 years ago
best smelling doesn't mean clean

Anders Lisborg Simonsen12 years ago
Does swimming count?

Gammafox9 years ago
Why do you need to shower or bathe if you have the best smell?

Johto Trainer9 years ago
doesnt matter, im still good smelling

DextersLaboratory4EVER1last year
NOOO I NEED MY BUBBLE BATHS

Sydrad10 years ago
So? Don't shower or bathe, just jump into a lake naked then dry yourself off after a 10 minute soak, under a waterfall so the pressure can wash grime from your body. What's the downside?

oceanwaterpug276 years ago
It didn't say I can't use a hose

roseverdict7 years ago
frequent a swimming pool to get the actual dirt off, boom

Hungry Dem0n YT9 years ago
I can clean myself with wet toilet paper

hungergameskatniss77711 years ago
Just tip buckets of water over your body, its not really a shower, but then you will be clean.

orionpeace9 years ago
i live in Vancouver so there is a problem with that can i never go outside when its raining? aka can i never go outside again

Sam Ellis12 years ago
Just because you smell good it doesn't mean you're clean.

GlitchCoreChild4 years ago
Just go swimming! Problem solved!

JK_X10 years ago
No dowside

Matt0304059 years ago
You May Smell Great But You Still Have Have Dirt And Stuff.

ZamimiAJ10 years ago
Pool 😂😂😂😂😂

weirdguy597 9 years ago
0_0 :P :O

Dana Adhene Andreassen12 years ago
you dont need to bath or shower to wash yourself you know. So it is still possible to be the best smelling person in the world AND clean!

Skylander148 years ago
So thats a go thing right? More money in pocket

Xx_aphextwinandjerkingoff_xX5 days ago
So erm... nothing changes? Sent from my iPhone

TheDuckApocalypse9 years ago
I never liked showers

jamest59 years ago
why would I need to?

teamhedman5 years ago
hate showers plus why would you need to
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