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You become an immortal vampire, and have your own castle, as well as a completely and utterly loyal werewolf butler, and your stuffed animals become sentient and will do anything you say.
but
You cannot physically interact with mortals. You can talk to them, however. But you cannot touch, fight, or hug them. (you can get your new familiars to, however) Also, boredom becomes much easier to come across.
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Logic_Gatekeeper2 years ago
Does drinking blood from a dead one in the forest alone, count as interacting with mortals?

abcedarian8 years ago
too much to read

FirefoxYT7 years ago
GET OUT KID

hollyskyes8 years ago
the only downside is it makes you a vampire

joane8 years ago
No, its that you can't interact with mortals

CSmittyWap3 years ago
Make me the werewolf instead. Vampires suck.

PercyVader8 years ago
What if I transform them into Vampires?

GoldenEnergy8 years ago
wtf illumanati
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mebruh8 years ago
That don't sound to bad, I'm not fond of (shudder) people

AnIncrediblyFatMan7 years ago
Just become a furry and make love with the werewolf.

TeddsterTeddycus8 years ago
Hell no, if you are a Vampire, you will still burn. But you are immortal so you wont die. But that doesnt mean it doesnt hurt you. You bassically want to die. Because it hurts so much!

SB5727 years ago
The twilight series
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THEATOMBOMB0357 years ago
Rachel Alucard, from Blazblue, is that you?

Togaloo456 years ago
My god this has a lot of rules soooooo boring and also the military will come and kill you

Wyatt Asher11 years ago
Is this from some sort of anime or manga?

rtyhtfyhtfyh2 years ago
Bunnicula?
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Peace-a-Pizza6 years ago
IMMORTALITY IS A DOWNSIDE

Peace-a-Pizza6 years ago
IMMORTALITY IS A DOWNSIDE

Peace-a-Pizza6 years ago
IMMORTALITY IS A DOWNSIDE

Dexagon3 years ago
BUT CAN YOU INTERACT WITH THEM!?!?!?
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IngridSmith6 years ago
Id be down to be a vampire but id rather not have a werewolf butler

DragonEXE6 years ago
OH MY GOD MY LIFE IS COMPLETED! BLAZBLUE IS ON THIS SITE!

XzavityQueen7 years ago
I"d read that book.

Bismarck7 years ago
Blazblue Rachael?

LogicWizard3147 years ago
WTF?

Happyfredt6 years ago
Same.(Logic wizard)

AllyKat7 years ago
Oddly specific

SkyDaVampire 8 years ago
Vampire? FUCK YEA

SkyDaVampire 8 years ago
I posted this 1 second ago. Why does it say 4 hrs ago..?

Silver_Savvy8 years ago
you cant even kiss your soul mate?!! i will not!!

Memeber8 years ago
chesire, NO PHYSICAL CONTACT.
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Rachael Snider11 years ago
If you can't interact with mortals where do you get your blood?

MANJUEGAZOS5 years ago
But wait, you"re inmortal
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KewlRanch6 years ago
I stopped reading once I read the word "Vampire", because I know it will say something about Werewolves and into something related to the plot of the first Twilight film..............................................yep, I was right.

jpbeat9 years ago
as an immortal, I would have little want to interfere with the lives of mortals. I am simply here to watch, and enjoy.

CheeseyPandacorn7 years ago
why is there so much backstory

lukasminer1238 years ago
thumbs up for not pressing the button!

CameronBrown7 years ago
Is this supposed to be a Disgaea reference?

CJP6417 days ago
I ain’t readin all that

Souprice8 years ago
I just make one of my stuffed animals into a vampire, let him bite the person i want to hang out with and do vampire stuff with them (biting ppl and stuff)

Darius Abend11 years ago
This makes my need to cosplay Kanato so much greater. ~_~

SansTheSkeleton_YT3 years ago
basically an immortal gamer introvert

gennerx8 years ago
Immortality sucks......otherwise I'd do this.

YukiTakahashi7 years ago
hey tedasius, put some of my blood on that mortal, me likey

Pascu Gabriel Catalin11 years ago
With a familiar I'll turn my girlfriend into a vampire so we'll live forever and fuck the rest of the world. As she'd be immortal I'll be able to bypass the side effect.

FlufflePro8 years ago
I don't see an upside tho

kjl30807 years ago
Blue blood reference lol

joane8 years ago
At least I can't die, BUTTON PRESSED !

BakudeuIsGreatFiteMeh6 years ago
I own A LOT of stuffed animals I WILL HAVE AN ARMY that will randomly attack people when I'm bored.

Hailly3418 years ago
What if the universe explodes 😂😂😂

Terraform Trent9 years ago
Rachael, get the blood from blood banks. Done.

Krondome6 years ago
To much to read lol

Trevor Weidler11 years ago
Video games? Anyone? Also I would be able to quote hellsing ultimate lines and hellsing ultimate abridged lines to people

Reactive7 years ago
Half the time i'm around, people don't notice me, so ha!

Yaretheresomanyshitquestions2 years ago
Can I fudge the dolly?

why u do dis8 years ago
gloves

Tyrisboss8 years ago
kinda like skyrim. you cant talk to prrps with out then going apeshit crazy on you. :/

TheBestUsernameOutThere5 years ago
Wear gloves?

GenericSingerQueen7 years ago
Lol teenage fantasy

KewlRanch6 years ago
Well, at least it"s not THAT related....
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