Will You Press The Button?

You didn't press

The Button

18223 (33%) 37438 (67%)

18223 (33%) people have pressed this button, while 37438 (67%) did not.

You will succeed in all of your endeavors,

but

you will become chronically and incurably depressed the rest of your life.

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TheRealGlacadia3 months ago

So nothing changes then

Raius Valtheran8 years ago

I endeavor to overcome my depression. Success.

SinonMercer6 years ago

It...it says incurable you daft cunts.

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LilacKs6 years ago

I already am depressed. So why not.

weneedtodiscussthebananaprice4 days ago

we need to discuss the banana price

TuXsOr8 years ago

I would only get the plus side because I already have the downside.

HeyImEllen8 years ago

Already am and what if you just tried not to be depressed??

Bunbunbread7 years ago

That"s totally how depression works

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Whxppy8 years ago

I am already chronically depressed

Tim J. Zakiroff11 years ago

Already am

DanganKai-SHSL-Psychologist2 years ago

RIP Also another best CHARActer of Undertale fan!

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Lapraphey6 years ago

My indevor is to find a cure for incurable depression

Bork_Bork7 years ago

Hm. . . Already have depression. No downside.

TheRealSatan2 years ago

What

ThomasLee6 years ago

That already happened

TheGamePIN7 years ago

I'm depressed already.

Furyfreeze6 years ago

Type once diabetes has a way of depressing you chronically

Kiromi7 years ago

I am already depressed. So no downside. And couldn't I just attempt to not be depressed? Since I always succeed 8n my endeavors?

WildMiniHorse8 years ago

This comment section depresses me.

------7 years ago

SAAAAAME

Trumoose4 years ago

But what if you decide to commit suicide? You would have to succeed.

MidnightSorrow7 years ago

Fuck that i don't even have endeavors

AmlieMochalut7 years ago

You can't enjoy your sucess if you"re depressed. There is no upside.

SemiIsback6 years ago

THIS IS ME

jakeliweiquan6 years ago

i AM SENSITIVE 0-0

One of five8 years ago

Trust me, you don't want chronic depression.

dankmemes1017 years ago

Try to be happy. It says you'll succeed.

DrWho36078 years ago

1) press button 2) succeed in being happy 3) A's in school here I come

Notyet572 years ago

You are never happy for what you got

iamnoone7 years ago

no downside. I'm already depressed, so if I could succeed in all my endeavors it will just be something good in my life once in a while

Yekmzah6 years ago

What if both are already true?

DivaPrincess6 years ago

Sweet, no downside, ALREADY HAVE FRIENDS!!

Waffle9117 years ago

Your life probably wont last long then

GalceonGod116 years ago

People are gonna so pissed when I cheat on them with there wife"s o wait I succeed they don't find out

kitasune8 years ago

I have no emotios so u know >:3

Adinathenerdlast month

To late I'm already there

dragonrampage8 years ago

Combining anger and depression is NEVER a good idea, so no

DaRealConMan3 years ago

It’s not worth pressing the button. I want to be happy again.

dankmemes1017 years ago

Succeed at being happy?

Samaugsch6 years ago

Is there a button that lets me fail in all my endeavors, but become whatever the opposite of depressed is?

RoxasOblivionSlayer7 years ago

Yes! I could become Eeyore! (Favorite TV show character as a child)[Pitied him]

Kirbwiz20768 years ago

Defy logic by making it so u get what u want and it makes u depressed....but i am already depressed so...

JackRock6 years ago

Get over my depression loopholes!

songci6 months ago

都这样了我还会抑郁？

ThisNameHasntBeenTaken6 years ago

Fuck, I already am. Just a win-win

JEVMLG8 years ago

all worth it

Darkgnaw7 years ago

You could do anything like run on walls

Kirbyhasappeared5 years ago

Already am! Whats the loss?

KennyHarvick296 years ago

Already depressed so jokes on you! Heh...my life sucks dick... xc

ChaosHuntsman7 years ago

Already this level of depressed. So ensured victory is only an up to me.

Syjj6 years ago

So basically my life except for the success part.

weneedtodiscussthebananaprice4 days ago

we need to discuss the banana price

Mr1worldin8 years ago

So basically i get to be Robin Williams?

Deprestgamerguy3 years ago

I'm already

Whatamidoing37 years ago

I already am deprew so when is this different

dankmemes1017 years ago

DEPREW LOL IM SORRY

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