You are the luckiest person on earth
but
Everyone plots to kill you
I will not


ThePaulDude3 years ago
Just because people try to kill me it doesn't mean they succeed.

RileyFNebula2 months ago
it says EVERYONE.
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Memo24473 years ago
They cant cause I am Lucky so they kill eachother instead

cybro9743 years ago
If I am so lucky then that means any murder comes on me will immediately be canceled out by my pure luck.

Your_favorite_gay3 years ago
If i am the luckiest person in the world, cant i convince then to NOT kill me?

Shyrtexx3 years ago
No downside. If I truly am the luckiest I will evade every attempt of them trying to kill me

This-is-the-longest-username-i-saw-the-previous-longest-username-and-decided-to-2 years ago
The luckiest man alive is pretty f*cking lucky so they won't be able to kill me, cuz I'm too lucky

LYC6 months ago
shabi

butdidiask3 years ago
they PLOT to kill you

Daniel_alizada1232 years ago
They would try to kill me but I am lucky enough to have a person that looks, sound like me so they would go after him instead

silly_4 months ago
I'm so lucky that people fail their attempts

LTCdingzhen7 months ago
If my mom want to kill me,I can't live anymore

Joseph_Andreislast month
So even if someone doesn't want to kill me (like it's my best friend or whatever), they just get a sudden urge to stab me, but fail miserably and have to explain what they were trying to do and that it won't happen again (even though it definitely will)? T...[Show full comment]

Marmot7 months ago
se eu tenho meio que sorte "infinita" eles nunca consiguiram

Varsega2 years ago
Win every lottery and move to a remote island with AI robot servants 👍

Googology6 months ago
Life is Important!

MRINFINITYDOTCOM3 years ago
Luck
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