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charlied58588 years ago

My weapon of choice: a nose.

ThePaulDude8 years ago

Are you that shipwright from one piece who ate the giraffe giraffe fruit?

MissaHood7 years ago

Voldemort lost his weapon

AnyaSingh6 years ago

I got my fandom!

Plasmawolf187 years ago

Iron man suit comes out of my nose and spreads across my body?? Hell yeah!!!!

DesertEagle6 years ago

Armor isn’t a weapon the repulsive and misses and stuff are weapons but the suit itself is not

KapnFyshe6 years ago

I don't want a dildo bat becoming my nose.

KevinTOC6 years ago

This is pointless, whatever weapon you choose, it will always be your nose.

Taker_of_Hells4 years ago

Bfg 10000 nose and bfg 9000 selectable nose

Thomas Breslin-peel11 years ago

Laser rifle out of my nose? Worth it, guy bullying you *SNEEZE* there is no longer a guy bullying you

k614862 years ago

coooooool

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Undertale4me7 years ago

Slice my ex"s head off with mah katana nose

evilman9878 years ago

Morph ray that is under a false nose.

Onion Kiwi8 years ago

Gasterblaster nose? SOUNDS GOOD TO ME

Nexus'8 years ago

Or Shocker Breaker II actually.

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Tepignite7 years ago

A nose that spits fire...awesome!

TheMultimention7 years ago

Same bud

MatthewCooper7 years ago

Invisible toxic gas dispenser that you are immune to

NotThatGuy7 years ago

So you"d become like a mix between Voldemort (no nose) and Hitler?

Scoot8 years ago

SNOT ROCKETS

Animus_RainWing_NightWing_Hybrid6 years ago

I can sneeze poison daggers at people bullying me? Awesome!

Damian93036 years ago

I want Gru"s nose... Y"know, the guy from Despicible Me.

Dipperpines2256 years ago

A polymorphing piece of metal that can shoot lazer beams. So basically a metal nose in exchange for anything metal that i can imagine. Yes please.

Temmie6787 years ago

Daggar: woodpecker them to death

Hoods8 years ago

a fucking knife as a nose XD

Felicia Smith11 years ago

TARDIS. Use the cloaking effect to make it look like a nose...

NotTheProtagonistlast year

@YouknowthatIcanhavewhatevernameIwantsodontdismeonthisplease Just because something can be used as a weapon doesn’t mean it is one. Marbles, for example, can be thrown at people, hurting them. However, marbles aren’t weapons because of this.

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Charlie Banks11 years ago

Portal gun nose

Thjmze 7 years ago

It is you can like make someone fall for ever using portals or you could teleport them to the inside of a volcano

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Jeannette Crabb11 years ago

Poison ha I look the same and I am now a deadly weapon

Ethan Garrison11 years ago

I guess you could say I'll be... STUB-NOSED.

Auswechsel6 years ago

or stab-nosed

NotThatGuy7 years ago

Dude my nose can't become a fucking glaive, I"d become Pinnochio but with a blade strapped to the point of my gigantic nose

Dora Jakab10 years ago

Sonic screwdriver nose X'D

BomberEEE3 years ago

Booger

shaneg20038 years ago

LIGHTSABER NOSE!

xXToxicJayXx8 years ago

Voldermort

Keriko8 years ago

This is what a true genius is

Miles Tremblay11 years ago

lightsaber nose biatch!

Axolotlboi6 years ago

Yay human swordfish!

A fletcher8 years ago

I SHALL BECOME SHINON JUST A VERSION NO ONE LIKES

ophiucus123337 years ago

why wont it become my dick?is that even a dilemmas?

Doge3607 years ago

Gotcha nose! Is this a shank?

mr.whatface8 years ago

My nose has a secret atom bomb launcher in it? Damn my nose is big...

Wattzze 8 years ago

Flamethrower never get a cold

InsatiableAnimeFan107 years ago

Wth? my nose? *rubs face against enemy* haha you thought i was being nice? think again! *runs at enemy with nose* hahahahha!

CasualDude6 years ago

So I pick Ray Gun so I'll be shooting green thing out of my nose

BallisticWizard7 years ago

Time to create a weapon

dannyphanfiction9 years ago

So what? Go ahead an make fun of it; I'll just kill you with my nose of death.

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

I kinda just imagine 2 nostril-sized “Halberd” beams slowly extending out of my nose, charging up, and slicing stuff. They then power off, and slowly retract back into my nose. Like, how cool would that be?

Jungle8 years ago

it never said it could not be a fictional weapon. I'll just fire a nuke that comes out of my nose since it could be something that looks like your nose and choose a time to use it. apparently a nuclear bomb just came out your nostril... wow now you started...[Show full comment]

Sb7376 years ago

a machine gun nose. sneeze at your teacher and princable and then it will kill them. well done now no school for rest of your life (kill your parents if they will try to get you into a new school)

toxic-reaper8 years ago

no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no on no no

Ur_avrg_reddit_user4 years ago

A laser Sword that transforms into a nose! 🖕

The farting turtle8 years ago

Why your nose though?

Cameron Christianson8 years ago

Why that

lofine7 years ago

Just name something you own "nose" and there you go.

TheRedFoenix :38 years ago

I don't like my nose :3

Mimi_Madison7 years ago

It would be awesome to sneeze the Elder Wand

Little Miss Spiteful6 years ago

... Jasper?

mrflame8 years ago

I am the nose of my sword. Steel is my Nostrils, and fire is my snot. I have created over a thousand blades. Unknown to Death. Unknown to Life. Have withstood bloody noses to create many weapons. Yet, those tissues will never hold anything. So as I pray, unlimited nose works.

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