Will You Press The Button?

MariBearFlare8 years ago

ill just write a three page fanfiction essay

87Oscar878 years ago

My writing is big.

JL17766 years ago

It doesn’t say what the essay has to be about.... *aggresively writes a three page essay on why Loki didn’t die in Infinity War*

That_One_Weird_Wolf3 years ago

*aggressively writes a three page essay on every single adventure Han Solo went on in Star Wars*

dylanthebuttonpresser3 years ago

i would just call calculators math machines

MrStArKiDoNtFeElSo-3 years ago

ctrl+c ctrl+v

That_One_Weird_Wolf4 years ago

just grab three pages of paper, write "a three" on the first, "page" on the second, and "essay" on the third. #loophole

That_One_Weird_Wolf3 years ago

OK so i know i posted this 4 weeks ago, but imma still relpy. to myself. anyway would you only have to write an essay if you see a calculator? if so English class would be a breeze

evybye778 years ago

Math sucks AND I love writing essays:) Yay!

Timix1006 years ago

Didenne why do you think so?

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Kevin Tubridy11 years ago

math is fun, writing an essay is a pain in the ass. lose-lose

SftubeXZ2 years ago

Ur right

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Theamazo6 years ago

Does it say what the essay has to be about?

KropsyLop7 years ago

Ehhhhh?!

5Marrrrria7 years ago

It depends... what would the essay be about?

Migdin17 years ago

Why would i do that! I love math and hate writing, and even thosd who love writing and hate math, they will get bored off all the times you see a calculator and have to write, and if you think math is hard use a calculator!

NovaJ7218 years ago

I think there is mistake in meth word, tho...

Loophole man8 years ago

You're on meth

Mariam Kore11 years ago

My sis said that every time she sees a calculator, she'll just get a piece of paper out and write "a three page essay". Simple.

rinacerous9973 years ago

Big brain

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Jaydon Smuin11 years ago

When do I ever see a calculator.

poseidon.rjk8 years ago

on your phone

Dom Hillman11 years ago

Math is everywhere; and it's easy.

Stephen Libby11 years ago

English<Math...

Mr. Mario8 years ago

Gah! yet another 1 of my nemisises...es.....es.... es.

Ãlainn FÃ©ileacÃ¡in11 years ago

I love writing

asunagamer169 years ago

i like math I hate writing essays soo yeah...nope!!!

Mindblitz648 years ago

with the last button I presse, I command that all calculators are banished.

Nasos6 years ago

My friends are gonna throw me calculators of I do this

That_One_Weird_Wolf3 years ago

same

AvishkarMalunjkar8 years ago

Does this fuqin thing makes sense?

Gamerguy8 years ago

Never said what I have to right an essay about and you never said if I can't type it plus you never mentioned that I can't just copy and paste the essay everytime I have to right one loopholes

PepperoniDUCK6 years ago

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PepperoniDUCK6 years ago

Cant remember *

SilentSquirtle7 years ago

When you see a calculator yell at everyone to rip up the prices of papee

Addiepaige3209 years ago

I love math but hate writing

KLOL226 years ago

I loveeeeeee essays and I hate math. Win win.

fangseus8 years ago

If my friends press this button I'd shove a calculator in their face every hour

Recycletrash8 years ago

You're underestimating my ability to bullshit through a three page essay in like an hour

thehawkman10 years ago

Writes "a three page essay" then does my sons/ daughters math homework and keep writing it

bouse8 months ago

jokes on you, I enjoy math

Unclegunner248 years ago

Hello people fromm the future

Mitace8 years ago

Just write really big

Duda_K4 years ago

Sooooooo. It has to be a good essay?

MasterOfPuppets8 years ago

welp time to use my blind fold

Crazedpotato7 years ago

I like writing better so why not i hate math

~Wave~length~9 years ago

Upside? I love math.

Kittinsareawesome6 years ago

I hate math and LOVE live writing essays

CrazyPillowDucky8 years ago

Well I already have terrible vision and in about 10 years I'll be blind

IWinzBro7 years ago

Math is GOOD

Piotr Grochowski9 years ago

math is easy, so weak upside

Brokkolipower8 years ago

I like Math lel

joeycoolkids 7 years ago

Hi

Hetastuck Trash9 years ago

Write an essay on how terrible usuk is. That should be well over 3,000 pages, actually.

The Emerald Minecart8 years ago

Already have haha

Taytayb536 years ago

I hate math, i’m the worst at it. However I love writing essays, i’ve even written essays in the past just for fun, but that’s usually when I see a prompt that looks interesting.

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Petrosion3 years ago

Hell no. I mean, math sucks, but essays suck 10x more

BluGamer8 years ago

Just dont look at cauculators! But i can live with maths

Pokeminer8 years ago

write the essay with random letters

MazMeowmam7 years ago

Exactly, Papyrus

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