You become a Vampire
but
You Sparkle
I will not


JustPassingBy8 years ago
To become a Twilight styled vampire? No, thanks, my life is alredy crap

TheTwisterOfQuestions3 years ago
wait if you are a vampire that was sparkling, and you pressed the button would you become Anti-Vampire or a human, HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

CharlotteTheQueenBee8 years ago
I'm an awesome vampire and I sparkle?! My dream.

Kittenlover1016 years ago
Sparkling vampire cat. (Most of you know I'm a cat already.) I always wanted to be all of these things together, but only the cat part turned out.
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Creeperface1308 years ago
Vampires are either killed or weakened by: Wooden stakes through the heart(understandable), decapitation (even more understandable) sunlight (okay for creature of darkness), fire (alright), garlic (what?), silver (huh?), anything holy (seriously?) pure run...[Show full comment]

digiboy2897 years ago
WTF DUDE??? Have you ever considered how many weakness HUMANS HAVE??? Fire, Knives, chocking, drowning, cancer and other diseases, Vampires can kill, We"re REALLY slow, They are much stronger, AND THEY DON'T FLIPPING AGE!!!! EVEN MORE STUFF TOOOOOOO!!!
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mr micky poo8 years ago
im not gonna marry a sick woman who is pregnant and i dont wanna sparkle in daylight

idiot_999999999999999999999999999999999999999999993 years ago
The sparkles reflect the sun, silver, holy crap, running water and plants so in a way you have less ways to die.

bookworm19858 years ago
Baby, I already SPARKLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ongaku chΓ…Β«i8 years ago
Gaa! Fricken Chat...
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David M Strause11 years ago
i see no upside

shortboynoah2 years ago
i see no downside
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Pumpkin Spice Bleach8 years ago
But I like garlic bread...

MouseGirl2 years ago
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mebruh8 years ago
Fine I'll accept a little gay to go along with my Badassery

FirefoxYT7 years ago
Wow 50-50

the117doctor8 years ago
No... Fucking... Thanks...

Oldiron_798 years ago
Nope

Lama Gaming8 years ago
A VAMPIRE. AWESOME AND SPARKLES COOL!!!

MouseGirl2 years ago
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aminbest8 years ago
whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooah yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Robinofyoungjustice7 years ago
I LOVE SPARKLE! THE DOWN SODE IS THE UPSIDE AND THE UPSIDE IS THE DOWNSIDE! EVERY THINGS IS DOWNSIDE UP!!!😁😁

ButtonDaily9 years ago
No. Derpy hooves disapproves

xX_n00bSlayaProSwagYoloSkrubNuggetRektMate_Xx8 years ago
And?.....

Diana Mateo11 years ago
Shine bright like a diamond.

CuteUnicornPoop6 years ago
Whats the downside. I'll be shiny(β˜†^γƒΌ^β˜†)

Dubstep Master8 years ago
I WANT TO BE FABULOUS

AftonRabbit2 months ago
What the

PentiverseYT8 years ago
Downside and upside are the wrong way round, vampires get killed by stakes to the heart often

Heather Chavis11 years ago
No. Just no.

thomashearts7 years ago
Better than burning to death in the sun

Duckling8 years ago
I see no utsida

holliebarraza7 years ago
but but why i want to be a vampire but i don't want to sparkle weird no no no way

GG3209 years ago
So I become a vampire with glitter all over me. If I can turn into a bat, suck blood and do all that cool stuff real vampires do then sparkling will be the smallest of my problems.

MissCipherOfCringyland7 years ago
This one is fantastic

Yanox8 years ago
GOD NO!!!

neeerddd9 years ago
NO. FREAKING NO.

itsuaboi76084 years ago
JoJo kind of?

tyler10038 years ago
Umm...

papigoalz8 years ago
As long as I sparkle like Akasha I'm good..

RMB606110 years ago
I. just. Want.To.be . a vampire!!!!

Pureknowlage6 years ago
Woo! I LUV SPARKLES AND VAMPIRES!

littlestars8 years ago
thats a win win i love being a vampire they actually do not burn in the day its just you get a large shine woo hoo!! and i like sparkles

Roz8 years ago
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Joshua T. Dizon11 years ago
NOPE

Dagono6 years ago
Why the fuck would i wanna be a vampire in the first place, Light will kill me bro

Rexy8 years ago
What's the freaking downside? Who doesn't want to sparkle?

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Tropiusite9 years ago
A Shiny Vampire appeared!

TurtleGalaxy7 years ago
The perfect time to say "I dont sweat,I sparkle!!!!!"

Rerun248 years ago
So I have all the strengths and abilities of a vampire and instead of dying in the sun I become blindingly shiny....how is this bad? I'm already fabuloso.

zach21217 years ago
Wtf Idk about this one

UdontKnowMe9 years ago
Why would I wanna be a vampire.

andreithepotatoman2 years ago
I don't wanna sparkle besides i look dead enough as is

2pokemonUTgirls8 years ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! TWILIGHT WILL NOT RUIN ME!

True life music8 years ago
No downside

CuriosMi9 years ago
never...

AsuraShun4 years ago
Either a twilight vampire, or a vampire Lord with stendarr"s aura
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