Will You Press The Button?

Idiottoast2 years ago

Just saying but that would make a great book

RedHotDanger3 years ago

It’s basically DOOM. Welp, I’m screwed

Maybe a goose8 years ago

so i'm bill cipher except i'm successful in causing weirdmageddon?

SolarFlare872686Fortnite5 years ago

Sure.

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Nithan90008 years ago

How about I can use my ruling power to arrest that guy and put him in a dungeon for years and make his skeleton rot

CatCult7 years ago

Or have him killed hell maybe he"s a 99 year old man

Nicolae Caprian 8 years ago

DON'T READ THIS ANY MORE! You little bastard. I like you. But seriously DON'T READ THIS.

OblivionBringer7 years ago

Why not?

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Mr.Sueppchen8 years ago

Look at my avatar. Thus says what I think.

Dilan8 years ago

Zombey yay

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Christopher Khozouie11 years ago

So you're immortal, nothing says the guy who's pissed at you is, meaning you can just hide for 60 years, wait till he dies then live the rest of your immortal life ruling over the known universe, and if you want to die in the end, get the weapon and kill yourself, because immortality sucks

the-king10 months ago

muzan anyone?

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Zacattac8 years ago

if i did press the button i would use demon powers to snap him out of existence and when i want to stop living i would bring him back

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiotslast year

Yes

bookworm19858 years ago

LONG LIVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TTH_AwesomePlay7 years ago

I'll just kill him rip off his hands contain the hands so it can keep fresh in 1021 years I will get the hands and use em on me simple

eradarksky6 years ago

Only if I can make another person of my choice immortal with me.

Zanthos6 years ago

So I'm Aku, and Samurai Jack is out there somewhere gunning for me

StewieAteCashews6 years ago

But you are immortal so you can kill that guy

Ong1236 years ago

U rule a universe, and you are scared of a person that lives on a planet

Loopiloop6 years ago

The known universe is a pretty boring place to rule over for all eternity

dankmemes1017 years ago

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JackPabich6 years ago

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Nickleback7 years ago

Easy, if you rule the world that means u can have everyone on earth kill him and the weapon will only kill you if he hits you with it 10000000000000000000 times

Andy Ayres11 years ago

I'm immortal, but there's a weapon that can kill me? Does not compute..

thereaverofdarkness9 months ago

Immortal is not the same as invincible. Immortal means you won't die of natural causes, and says nothing of other things potentially killing you. Since the scenario stipulates that this person holds the only weapon that can kill you, it stands to reason th...[Show full comment]

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Harley Harper11 years ago

Lol,outlive him GG

Connor Larsen11 years ago

Definitely Samurai Jack

Drawesomethewizard7 years ago

Wtf does this even mean

Immapressit9 years ago

They have to use their hands? they would likely attack you with a weapon. No one would know how to kill you.

Dilan8 years ago

Sounds like a good anime plot

MJ7776 years ago

KILL HIM, MY MINIONS

ultraroar1018 years ago

immortality is over-rated

OfficiallyGoodenough8 years ago

practically everyone else.

Guy1248166 years ago

If some body is pissed, you die idiots so think of you fucking life!

ObamaButtStuff8 years ago

But I'm immortal tho...

andro7 years ago

Immortal = can't die now if u'll excuse me I will go destroy some planets

Timelypat7 years ago

What even is downside

Help90558 years ago

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rogntudju8 years ago

SPAM.

The Howling Wolf8 years ago

My hands will kill me,I fucking hate demins,they're as worthless as humans...bitch...

Tricky7 years ago

Naw, humans are worse

peetasdick9 years ago

Not if I kill the guy first.

Pacopambisito8 years ago

I take him in a jail until i want to die

LondonK7 years ago

So I become Crolwey?

Cheshire shadow8 years ago

*sam,dean,and cass glare at crowley*

maddieeeee6 years ago

Um i dont wanna be a demon

laloula8 years ago

You become Crowley AWESOME

ashylee8 years ago

Lol I knew someone would say that, supernatural is seriously taking over the world

LizzieDwyner7 years ago

BEING A IMMORTAL DEMON IS EVERYTHING I HAVE EVER WANTED!

nitrus thered10 years ago

use yo army and kill him and strap a bomb to his wife that will go off if you die filling the world with a deadly flesh humping posion :3

Kaminomikan7 years ago

I don't want to rule, so no thanks.

STOP THE SPAM8 years ago

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rogntudju8 years ago

SPAM.

phycoticlegend8 years ago

i kill him, problem solved

Evan Knutson11 years ago

Ok, he's pissed at me. so what? who wouldn't be pissed at me for taking over the universe... oh wait... trick question.

Rofl478 years ago

Honestly, if I was a demon lord? I'd be a nice demon lord. Assholes.

Superduperbooperdooper8 years ago

Nobody has pissed at me

T._Lost_is_a_good_boi7 months ago

The first thing that I do as THE IMMORTAL DEMON, SUPREME OVERLORD of the UNIVERSE, is abdicate my position, wait until the pissed guy dies, then wait until everyone forgets who I am, then finally go back to messing around.

mackereal8 years ago

Pretty sure if I became an immortal demon ruling over the known universe I'd be able to kill that one guy.

DarkOverlord27 years ago

I would shoot that guy with a bow and take the weapon for myself. Then no one could destroy me.

MafiaLeader8 years ago

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