Will You Press The Button?

Ray Marc8 years ago

Fuck this very much. I guess I would be widowed, Get It? :)

Echothekirby9537 years ago

Good job m8

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BrockScanlan7 years ago

I'll marry Justin Bieber than first step into the house bang he"s dead and now I have a free beach house

Der Deutsche7 years ago

Son, hand me the Shotgun... Your mom goes crazy

DrChicken7 years ago

Killing the spiders isn't divorce iunno...

stride13137 years ago

But what if my celebrity crush is the spider?

ShadowMarco7 years ago

let me guess... muffet? (cuz i have a crush on her too)

ShadowMarco7 years ago

HA!! jokes on you!!! i have a fetish on spiders!!!!

DragonEXE6 years ago

Have you watched monster musume, by any chance? Potentially the first spider waifu

anonymousish6 years ago

Joke"s on you, I don't have a celebrity crush.

SamanthaMattis6 years ago

Me either so ha

KayKayCool234 years ago

As long as I'm with Danny Devito, even as a giant murder bug, I'm happy.

Conner Wolf11 years ago

And that's why you murder them like you're fighting spiders in Skyrim

falcon_king33 years ago

not murder if they aint human anymore

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hinata-look-a-like8 years ago

So an anime?

Heyso6 years ago

I don’t get why you would want to die

Jamie Gilman-Lewis11 years ago

Well that escalated quickly...

Lonergirl177 years ago

True....

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KameronSnow6 years ago

Reading the upside: Okay! Awesome: Reading the first part of downside: Eh, not too bad. Reading the human eating spider bit: ......What the f***

jmw447 years ago

wait, since when is 20 years forever?

jkmc12057 years ago

What ideas went into this guys mind when he was making this? XD

ShadowTheRonin7 years ago

What if that"s your fetish? :I

EpicDragon68797 years ago

I don't have a celebrity crush, so if I press this button, nothing can happen.

Drawesomethewizard7 years ago

Same here

Stephane Morin11 years ago

Who the fuck wrote this!?!?

Black_Xlast year

I feel I read too much into this.

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Crazysting8 years ago

Just trap it! Killing it would be evil.

TheMagicalKiwi8 years ago

at the beginning: okay seems good, what's the downside? after I read it all: haha what

ZAMBIEBRUH8 years ago

I already found the love of my life soo no thanks

Samantha Parrish11 years ago

but if i live happily forever then wouldn't that mean that they don't turn into a spider. This contradicts itself

EmmaSlayton12177 years ago

FUCK UR RIGHT!!!!!😤😤😤😱

Aaron Keaveney11 years ago

thats still 20 years with ariana grande

Bulkyattorney 8 years ago

Just what I was thinkingy

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PAWPatrolFanatic6 years ago

Or... maybe wait until you"re like EIGHTY or so and THEN do it?

bowser28 years ago

but what if she leaves me even though i don't have a celeb crush

Dorian Juge11 years ago

seal them at that point and find someone else

Caribou2 years ago

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FurryFluffer7 years ago

So kill them as they turn. They"re likely vulnerable while changing

Emma_sprouster8 years ago

Really

mpgami8 years ago

well at that point, kill the spider. it's not technically leaving them

Quack-Peep9 years ago

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

xXAndFlameXx7 years ago

KILL IT WITH FIRE

iEmerald8 years ago

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MemeMorto5 years ago

W H A T T H E. F U C K

Kam778 years ago

Wtf so basically I die either way

LanceTheBrony10 years ago

Kill it with fire. Not a divorce. Done.

Lzke7 years ago

Dude next time you see some funny plants at the side of the road, DON'T SMOKE THEM!

fez2578 years ago

*presses button* 20 years later * pukes kill myself*... this is what i would do.

Phanismyotp8 years ago

I will do anything for Pete Wentz, he can eat me idc.

SuperButtonPresser1107 years ago

I"d probably have had my fun by 20 years so who cares. If you know your wife will turn into a giant spider that will kill you, BUY BIG BARRELS OF SPIDER REPELLENT.