Will You Press The Button?

Ray Marc8 years ago

Fuck this very much. I guess I would be widowed, Get It? :)

Echothekirby9537 years ago

Good job m8

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BrockScanlan7 years ago

I'll marry Justin Bieber than first step into the house bang he"s dead and now I have a free beach house

Der Deutsche7 years ago

Son, hand me the Shotgun... Your mom goes crazy

DrChicken7 years ago

Killing the spiders isn't divorce iunno...

stride13137 years ago

But what if my celebrity crush is the spider?

ShadowMarco7 years ago

let me guess... muffet? (cuz i have a crush on her too)

ShadowMarco7 years ago

HA!! jokes on you!!! i have a fetish on spiders!!!!

DragonEXE6 years ago

Have you watched monster musume, by any chance? Potentially the first spider waifu

anonymousish6 years ago

Joke"s on you, I don't have a celebrity crush.

SamanthaMattis6 years ago

Me either so ha

KayKayCool234 years ago

As long as I'm with Danny Devito, even as a giant murder bug, I'm happy.

Conner Wolf11 years ago

And that's why you murder them like you're fighting spiders in Skyrim

falcon_king33 years ago

not murder if they aint human anymore

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hinata-look-a-like8 years ago

So an anime?

Heyso6 years ago

I don’t get why you would want to die

Jamie Gilman-Lewis11 years ago

Well that escalated quickly...

Lonergirl177 years ago

True....

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KameronSnow6 years ago

Reading the upside: Okay! Awesome: Reading the first part of downside: Eh, not too bad. Reading the human eating spider bit: ......What the f***

jmw447 years ago

wait, since when is 20 years forever?

jkmc12057 years ago

What ideas went into this guys mind when he was making this? XD

ShadowTheRonin7 years ago

What if that"s your fetish? :I

EpicDragon68797 years ago

I don't have a celebrity crush, so if I press this button, nothing can happen.

Drawesomethewizard7 years ago

Same here

Stephane Morin11 years ago

Who the fuck wrote this!?!?

Black_Xlast year

I feel I read too much into this.

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Crazysting8 years ago

Just trap it! Killing it would be evil.

TheMagicalKiwi8 years ago

at the beginning: okay seems good, what's the downside? after I read it all: haha what

ZAMBIEBRUH8 years ago

I already found the love of my life soo no thanks

Samantha Parrish11 years ago

but if i live happily forever then wouldn't that mean that they don't turn into a spider. This contradicts itself

EmmaSlayton12177 years ago

FUCK UR RIGHT!!!!!😤😤😤😱

Aaron Keaveney11 years ago

thats still 20 years with ariana grande

Bulkyattorney 8 years ago

Just what I was thinkingy

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SouÃ±d WÃ¢ve11 years ago

You wrote this EXPECTING the reader to have a celebrity crush? It's like you don't even know me. Oh wait... you don't.

Zezenko7 years ago

Step 1. Marry some old rich celebrity that will be dead in 20 years Step 2. Wait for their death Step 3. ?????? Step 4. Profit

minigold5468 years ago

uH.. DOWNSIDE MUCH!? this question tho..

L00PHo137 years ago

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Trollbear9 years ago

nuke it

zenotheoriginal6 years ago

*gives thegirl some of her blood to make her sitified and sends her out to get her food and i regain my blood back evrytime she wants blood this repeats*what we make blood cells so this is possible

Foxjr8 years ago

That escalated quickly...

jalriz8 years ago

Yeah i press the button but what the fuck man . Seriously . Who made this ?

Sxysami698 years ago

Kill her and keep her body under the house. Then she'll never leave.

scheuerman9 years ago

Mila Kunis here I cum! Then in 20 years I keep you chained up in the basement and feed you liberals/democrats

Badassgirlnerd6 years ago

I do t really care for celebrities. They can do whatever they want and I couldn't care less

Science guy8 years ago

Someone probably has a spider fetish out there.

Yanna Di Ronco11 years ago

What did I just read...

somerandoontheinternet2 years ago

wait that would be not good he is 30 years older than me

Windows98_SE7 years ago

but what if you go to this site, press a button that allows you to have whatever weapon you want, and use that weapon on the spider

genokiller20008 years ago

I got enough experience from skyrim to kill big spiders

The Camel King10 years ago

kill it after they turn into the spider

CODEX077 years ago

Just don't Marry them until your like 75 that way it"s a highly unlikely chance that you will both live to 105

CODEX077 years ago

Sorry I meant 95

RileyDaWizard8 years ago

so twenty years of happy then what every marriage feels like comes true, this is a time that suicide seems to have a better mansion than I do

TheWaffleLad3 years ago

I mean... I could just... Let the military handle it... Run off with the kids... Take some therapy and/or drugs...

Goldenkia8 years ago

I'll leave a second before so I die instantly. Huang Zitao, here I come!

ButtonPresser4204 years ago

Murder there legs

saywhat1247 years ago

The 19th anniversary is for divorce right?

Little Snowflake 8 years ago

Then I'll divorce immediately.

no i will not press da button7 years ago

i don't have a crush at the moment....

adikap138 years ago

Worth it

Walk_on_the_butter_road6 years ago

They said "living happily forever" but also "hungry for your blood and fresh human flash": Lars. Could you please enter in my mouth? Of course, Six dear, why not?

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