Will You Press The Button?

LemonMoon8 years ago

Every where you go, everyone would yell, "Hah GAAAYYYY" and then die.

TalkingToTheStars8 years ago

The thing is I am gay SO NO PROBLEM XD

Nepgear for president 8 years ago

The heck? Nobody knows that this is referencing Mario?

Defosses8 years ago

Every body knows this

Dragonslayer112217 years ago

Everyon3 YOU touch, but people can touch you. Boom.

YaBoiTez6 years ago

exactly

CaniGetSomeWater7 years ago

nobody will ever say "but you don't look Gay" ever again

commandopando8 years ago

I'm invincible but I can't pet dogs anymore? Not worth it.

TuXsOr8 years ago

True. cant hug any family members cant kiss your wife, not even have sex.

LuigiPlayz7 years ago

Guys it cool you should try! This super power was included in almost every mario game! It"s really useful in some mario levels that have a lot of those annoying gommbas and koopas. But it"s not even useful in real life -_- oh wait i don't hav a life

KenWasHere217 years ago

You are a walking gay pride float.

JustLikeTheySay7 years ago

ANY HOLOSEXUALS OUT THERE?!? no? just me? ok.

Willi Neal11 years ago

I was thinking no until "your body has to flash rainbow forever" that there just sealed the deal for yes.

MotherOfPapayas6 years ago

Nitro_99 I think you made a mistake, you write it like "upside"

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frenchfries8 years ago

i've already experienced this

Kurukato6 years ago

What if they touch you

FurryDouchebag6 years ago

I would pick yes for the flashing part but i still want to fuck my dog so no.

EnlightenedMiddleC9 years ago

Just run around and kill all of my enemies. That's perfectly fine with me. I hate dogs, so if any of them comes near me, they'll die. Plus, maybe I'll kill so many people I'll go to hell, then I'll run around in hell and kill all the demons then run up to heaven and kill God.

Stropey6 years ago

Just enter a warzone and become GOD.

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Salem ssj4 gamer8 years ago

http://WillYouPressTheButton.com/290511

KillerPumpkin 8 years ago

epilespy anyone? you would probably be trapped in an instant seisure due to the intense flashing lights since you cant die (sorry if this is not the case and somone got offended by my comment i dont know THAT much about seizures)

stride13138 years ago

*Presses Button* OH GOD NONE OF THIS FEELS RIGHT *Pukes violently*

Robert Reedy11 years ago

20% of this site's visitors chose to become killing machines. Somebody realize this.

XG2 years ago

Make it 25%.

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Francis Racicot11 years ago

Wear Glove.

CHRISrockSTAR227 years ago

i have vertigo id rather not

bobhamburger8 years ago

Downside?

LastMercy6 years ago

Panda suit

That One Person8 years ago

(for the person below me) I know right! Totally Mario!!!

Yoshyo8 years ago

Sadly no more sex

JJ1036 years ago

FEAR ME MORTALS FOR I AM THE GOD OF SHIT AND I WILL NOT TOLERATE PISS IN MY KINGDOM

HomestuckHappiness9 years ago

WH47 7H3 FUCK? WH47 I5 7H15 5H17?

cocopopninja7 years ago

So if you press, you give EVERYONE a seizure and kill everything you touch. Forever. That would be a pretty cool god.

Zyoptic6 years ago

I didn’t mind becoming invincible and I wouldn’t be too amazed but when I read the “everyone and every animal you touch dies” I was like Hell yeah No downside

lucid lighter8 years ago

the music would become very annoying...

xBabyliriousx8 years ago

RAINBOWWWWW JUUUUUNNNNKKKKK!...there is a forever disco

Sub-Zero34218 years ago

:( My lizard, dog family, I would kill them all with touch, so I would go to jail for like, 40 years.

Carlosnico08344 years ago

Dies it come with the iconic Mario star jingle?

Hudy8 years ago

I'm a villain well I am evil so yes

AssHar7 years ago

It"s a me! Mario!

oldnotweak9 years ago

also is this a metaphor for aids? lol

Watermelonman7 years ago

Imagine someone sitting on a sofa talking to a guy who flashes rainbow colors and plays trippy music...

Chinese potato8 years ago

Wear a morph suit, then you wouldn't touch anything alive

Huckabeej124 8 years ago

Have gloves on so your not touching them your touching the gloves so if you rich they they will be getting touched by the gloves not the person so ha take that

Jamietheboss8 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]