Will You Press The Button?

pwnyboi9 years ago

They said i could be anything...so I became a human penguin that runs faster than a cheetah.

Nacho Supreme 8 years ago

Tooootaaaaaaly

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Superdude32667 years ago

ANNND THERE GOES THE WADDLER,LOOK AT HIM GO!FASTER WADDLER IN THE ENTIRE WORLD FOLKS

MARABOUakaJesus7 years ago

But if I'm faster than The Flash, then no one will ever see me while I'm running...

Thjmze 7 years ago

Flash: I am The Flash Me:I am the duck waddle guy! Flash: Let"s race *duck waddle guy wins

MasterGamer217 years ago

The first duck walking person to be faster than husain bolt now thats a real achievment right there

Yolo6645 8 years ago

Fastest duck waddler in the world

Tom Bombadil9 years ago

I can just see the memes already...

Intellectual Donkey8 years ago

That would be awesome.

Zacattac7 years ago

reporter "so why dont you run like a normal human being if it might make you run even faster?" me "ummmmm i pressed a button and it says i cant" another situation. getting mugged. run away from mugger like a duck he cant chase you because he"d probably be too busy laughing

TheLaughingCoffin7 years ago

Theres a diffrence between sprinting and running so just sprint instead of run or be the worlds most fab penguin

TheRadiantDehd7 years ago

I mean I'm the fastest though, right? Just means everyone else will attempt to waddle to go faster. It'll be quite funny

Charlieis2swag7 years ago

#ComedyIs the key Ladz

Corina Rose11 years ago

#noshame

Pacothetaco026 years ago

Q U A K

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superninja448896 years ago

The thought of waddle sprinting past the worlds fasted sprinters and saying "You"re too slow!" Passing them. .. heck yeah

Wolfie Jade11 years ago

And fabulously waddle, I shall.

Panic!atmychemicalfallout8 years ago

To fabulous for this world anyways *Snaps in z formation*

DavidVanWell7 years ago

Who cares if I waddle? If I'm the world"s fastest sprinter, I would get Olympic gold medals and then become rich from endorsements

Citrine7 years ago

Just sprint EVERTWHERE.

Citrine7 years ago

*EVERYWHERE

Sajan7 years ago

Finally, a use for my Olympic duck suit

GalaxyDragons7 years ago

I'm gonna dress as a panda too

Drundor7 years ago

Hell yeah I push that button, I get to run faster than Usain Bolt, and I will run normally.

SPARTA7 years ago

*frantically slams button*

Shadownin1007 years ago

#shameless

QueasyCarrot7 years ago

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Bon_Bon6668 years ago

#duck4life

duckdragon8 years ago

don't care you laugh at me well your a idiot i ram into you at full speed don't care if i look stupid

THE JEFFMAN8 years ago

So I'm Aflac?

Ask Brynjar Bruun Sejersted11 years ago

i would be the cutest motherfucker on earth

FlatsTheFlounder7 years ago

Don't fuck my mother! :D

Gabriel Aranda11 years ago

and he waddled away, waddle waddle

Bashkash8 years ago

Do you have any grapes?

Eggmaster7 years ago

waddling around at the speed of sound....

some-guy8 years ago

that would be awesome. if im jogging and someone makes fun of me i just start sprinting trip them, hit them in the head with a baseball bat, stomp there face in with my boot then cripple them or put them feet first into a meat grinder.....yes i have problems.

Theniceman7 years ago

#iamaduck

Alfa AE11 years ago

well If I'm too fast noone would see me waddle

LanceDaughtridge2 months ago

I could just say that it's the new method. And it's only when running so thats fine.

TheCookieAlfae8 years ago

gotsa go fest

Lui8 years ago

Don't be afraid to do great things

Dogethethird125 years ago

So he waddled away (waddle waddle)he waddled away (waddle waddle) TILL THE VERRY NEXT DAY bum bum bum bum budum

VelocityRaptor288 years ago

funny thing is i sometimes do that on my own

Aschtad14097 years ago

How is that physically possible

elo34259 years ago

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LolJellored8 years ago

lolololololololololololol you can troll Usain so hard

MyPrecious9 years ago

Come on that's hilarious

XDRandomGamerDX8 years ago

#Hilarious

greenparrotrice9 years ago

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