You can beat anybody at anything
but
Your name becomes assface
I will not


pegleg8 years ago
just go get a legal name change

BobFaceASDF7 years ago
No need XD
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JimiTTB8 years ago
But that means I can't beat people at having a more appropriate name.

GarrettApplegate7 years ago
Even if it became the most appropriate name... How would you beat someone at having the most INNAPPROPRIATE name???
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gamingcrisis8 years ago
change ur name

Nick Furry8 years ago
If you could beat anyone at anything you could eventually dominate the world and give death penalties to anyone who made fun of your name

Gabrysiovic 8 years ago
You ok?

Joann Magali Carrizales Duarte11 years ago
IMAGINE HOW MAD THE PERSON ON THE LOSING SIDE WOULD BE "I JUST LOST TO ASSFACE"

Dankmemes417 years ago
Lmao
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jackeyboy8 years ago
Downside?😄

loophole finder8 years ago
Beat everyone in the country in the powerball, Go to vegas and win sume huge ass bets and change your name back

KareBearEXO8 years ago
swag, man

Andrew James Polak11 years ago
Gimme a year and "assface" would become a compliment.

Master Fisher8 years ago
yeah assface would be the funniest compliment XD

Slayer225218 years ago
I beat everybody to having an awesome name

kawaikittykat8 years ago
alright.. just dont tell anyone that its not your real name..

TrueDrew8 years ago
Hey, If I always made my team win, hello professional sports!

alexriveraced6 years ago
Congratulations! What"s your name, talented kiddo? "My name is assface! :D"

UGANDANBRUDA6 years ago
Lol just lol

ApocalypseGamer6 years ago
You’ll eventually forget it was even an insult and start taking it as a compliment

Kittenlover1017 years ago
*Beats trump at being the greatest president ever* #notatrumpsupporter

TheMultimention7 years ago
Legally change your name back. Done

Fierceclaws7 years ago
You can just change it back

Ironmaster5317 years ago
So, I make infinite money off videogame championships

TheManWhoSpeeksInHands7 years ago
Yes so much

Ties20037 years ago
Just use aan fake name

LNDIBGF7 years ago
You could always go by your middle name or a nick name.

socks2227 years ago
hell ya

Cyros8 years ago
i feel like the rival in Pokemon...

TheUglyTrash6 years ago
-Now what’s his name again? -Assface -What? -Your grandson’s name is Assface
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Ifindloopholes6 years ago
Loophole change your name

ROGUE8 years ago
My skill will make "assface" a compliment

Aktimoose7 years ago
name change and if I can't do that, why do I need to tell anyone my name is assface

freddy foozbear8 years ago
I would like my name assface

Siamlast year
Teacher : assface Me: present

Jay Covey11 years ago
hahaha fuck yeah

socks2227 years ago
My nickname can be my real name and no one will ever know its actually Assface. It would only be on my certificate and I'm not just gonna wave it around.

Hutch79 years ago
Go by a nickname. Duh

marycrackers3 years ago
Legally change your name back to your old one kf possible

fuckingidiot8 years ago
Just imagine someone losing "I just lost to an assface" and thne he loses all of his friends because his friends see that he is in fact a noob

JjButtonBoi6 years ago
They would be so mad losing to assface

Bobyyb5 years ago
Legal name change?

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Superdino45 8 years ago
Nicknames exist, people! Just get them to give you a nickname

SlenderX7 years ago
omg my graduation paper... or if you became a DR! HAHHAAHAH

socks2227 years ago
DR: Hello Ms Controlla my name in Dr. Assface. I'll be preforming your surgery today. MS: ASSFACE LOL!!! DR: Ms pls calm down. MS: YOUR FACE IS AN ASS! DR: Just... just fucking sedate her...

Michael Bloch11 years ago
beat the gouvernment into changing the meaning of assface to LEGENDARY

CheetahtheBoss7 years ago
Just change yourr name

lemonpie8 years ago
Thats what im called in school or asswipe

Darksheer55798 years ago
pretty sure you're gonna get called that on a regular basis anyways so...

Michael Hecox11 years ago
I'd actually rather like that name

DarkJaguar6 years ago
You'll be respected for your skill and you can always have a nickname

bruh420cat8 years ago
Change it back then you can beat anyone with any name you want (even though I wouldn't because assface is a halarious name)

RafDaGuy2 years ago
Just don't tell anyone what your real name is.

Hunter of Hunters8 years ago
My name already is assface :(

Kittenlover1017 years ago
Assface Aubrey Alto? HECK YEAH I"LL PRESS IT!

AngelInTheImpala8 years ago
How about Assbutt?

EddieXtreme7 years ago
I can just change my name. 👍👍👍

------7 years ago
*changes name back at government*
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