The key word here is "wants", it doesn't mean that I have to kill her family.
BlazoBoom8 years ago
Yeah!
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Cody Mayo11 years ago
Yeah, but we should date after this.
(If you haven't noticed, I'm a bit of an ass.)
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Stuart Stone11 years ago
I can help
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Perhaps4 years ago
Who said it was literal?
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HONEY BADGER DON'T CARE 8 years ago
More fun for the first date 😈
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ThePaulDude7 years ago
Ok, they"re probably criminals anyway.
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anonnymousefangirl9 years ago
She wants you to, doesn't mean you have to
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Minty Muffins8 years ago
But what if I'm a girl?
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ARandomPerson_7 years ago
I'm not gay.
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undertalefriends8 years ago
goodbye biches, hello yandere
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Floofula6 years ago
Have someone finally love me, and get to kill people? Sign me up right now!
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Kevin_Skjevelnes8 years ago
The girl "I'm looking for" doesn't want me to kill her parents
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TeamAwesomeness2 years ago
There"s no particular girl after whom I"ve always been.
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Davd8 years ago
This sounds like the beginning of a pretty decent action flick. He's a young athlete, she's the daughter of a crime boss, they team up and go on a rampage through the criminal underworld.
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IAmNotANoob6 years ago
I don't have to... I mean it doesn't say she'll kill me if I don't.
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FinnishIsBest7 years ago
OMG WHY EVERYONE HAS RANDOM CHARACTERS ON THEIR COMMENT
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Migdin17 years ago
But its no fun if she doesnt run away from me qhile im chasing after her :(
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darkslayer8 years ago
Ok.... seems legit
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dontcareneverwill 8 years ago
Bitch I'll kill my family for a new pair of Batman converse
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Ten2O4 years ago
Hell no
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Jyminaurus8 years ago
Um... I don't have to kill them, and if she really wants me, she will just have to accept that.
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Stezypuff8 years ago
I am a woman Damm i am not after girls 😂 it's actually the opposite
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Highcen5 years ago
Her Parents Would Be Dead When We Will Be Together So Meh No Downsides
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Totorolover58 years ago
I'm a goth so it's in my nature
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DamianVarnado7 years ago
I Hate families of women.
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OfficialWaffles9 years ago
I see no downside
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idk_lolol6 years ago
I’m not into gals but... not against them tho 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
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Watermelonman7 years ago
Screw it, i tried everything to get her before. I already killed her family.
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Thomas Scheer11 years ago
doesn't mean i hate to do it.
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Dabestgama6 months ago
Simple. U just say no to her cuz I ain't being put in jail cuz that bitch
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mr.whatface8 years ago
Fuck yeah!!
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apriljones7 years ago
sounds like an adventure, let's do it
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ColeSpy3 years ago
42 PERCENT WILL KILL AN ENTIRE FAMILY!? WHAT THE ACTUAL DUCK!?
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SoDeepBro8 years ago
If my girl walked up to me and said that i would be like "I fucked up"
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