you will be able to hang out with the mane 6 and all of the famous ponies you want!
they will rape you on a daily basis, they will shove you into a tight dark room. they will stick objects of various sizes, textures, colors, smells, and sounds into your asshole. you must not resist, or else Adolf hitler riding princess celestia will ride out of hell and rape you in holes you never knew you had. it will hurt like hell, in fact you will go into a coma for several days. when you wake up, every man and pony will call you a Nigger, you are not even black. you will be forced at gun point by abraham fucking Lincoln to go into a strip club. you will be raped one on one by twilight sparkle. she will shove her large hard horn into your mouth. she will cum magic into you. it will cause you to want mountain dew. you will pay over 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 US Dollars in mountain dew you will build a huge pool, and fill it to the fucking brim with mountain dew. you will invite all the mane six, background ponys, Adolf hitler, Pol Pot, Abraham Lincoln, all of the north korean army, all of africa, and a jewish doctor. they will take turns raping you extremely hard. you will have to do all of this every day for the rest of your life. it turns out you will live forever.
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