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MarcianoNoDaRisa2 years ago

my fifth invention is a blue duckling

sigman2 months ago

Evil Blue ducky XD

heatfromfire2 years ago

every fifth invention is just something thats a minor inconvenience, like a phone battery that charges super slow, or a car that might break down out of nowhere for no reason

flzzzzy3 years ago

i invent a piece of dust that kills one single useless cell in the body before popping out of existence

Chris Larson11 years ago

Every fifth invention is a cat toy

HassanAlqallaf6 years ago

This made my day🤣

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MrCookieman247 years ago

Every 5th invention I’ll make something so evil, that nobody can ever be as evil... A SINGLE SHEET OF HOMEWORK!

LilmanMarcell6 years ago

I egry I hate school school work is for derds

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Redrk4 years ago

Every fifth invention is a dildo and you can only use it if the other person shows 100% consent BOOM THAT"S JUST SEX

J20047 years ago

Every fifth invention is a rubber bowling pin that is safe for babies.

clari10 months ago

To yau lye hong. WTF MAN, DO U HAVE A PROBLEM?

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AraPlayzz6 years ago

I’ll make ma fifth invention electric poop!! LOL😀😂

Buttonpresser256786 years ago

I'll THROW MY ELECTRIC POOP TASER AT YOU!... it'll be a SHOCKING experience...

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MooCow1235466 years ago

Every invention will be a good invention

Elijah Fenelus11 years ago

every fifth invention is a bagel with 1 percent less salt

fpkfepkf3 years ago

YOU..YOU MONSTER!!!!!!

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Ruby_Slippers8 years ago

So I would be like Ilya Morozova?

silversniper998 years ago

ill just invent an evil toiliet to foil those plans then!

Senna van Hoek11 years ago

So I have 4 inventions to counter that one invention? piece a cake

xXSOMEGUYXx6 years ago

Is a piece of cake your invention?

Roxy Paw11 years ago

Every fifth invention will be marshmallows that melts when you look at it. ALL OF THE GREASY HAIR DUDES! I'M PURE EVIL!

znoolin6 years ago

HOW COULD YOU

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Fj Singh11 years ago

easy solution i wiill install a self destruct to every invention which needs my voice to disarm and it can read my emotions so it will not disarm if i am being tortured!

vertex6 years ago

Holy shit!

Oldiron_796 years ago

Every 5th invention is going to be a sex toy

pewdiefan5558 years ago

DONT MAKE THE FITH ONE

Spiderp7 years ago

I'll just make sure I'm the one using them for evil.

Keirl9 years ago

Well, ATTACK MY LITTLE SUP' GUYS !

Henry-McCliff8 years ago

My fith invention will be a dish. OH PISS DONALD TRUMP SERVES IT IN HIS CITCHEN! So?

Niklas Leeuwin11 years ago

every 5 invention will be a game.

pepper117 years ago

New game = evil

Alexoid9 years ago

Evil... Characters in movies

thebros2 years ago

every fifth invention is a spec of dust

Toodles8 years ago

Don't you stop being known has a god after people start dying because of your inventions?

Steven Mayhew11 years ago

every 5th invention is something simple like shoes laces or a nail file

vert3436 years ago

every fifth invention self destructs after 30 seconds >:)

s108605268 years ago

Yeah kill every one with that nasty pillow!!!!

DragonLover6310 years ago

i read a story like this....

JaycTheButtonGuy3 years ago

It only says it will be used for evil. Doesn't say it won't be used for good. Maybe one person will use my invention to hurt somebody (as an example) but this doesn't mean that the invention cannot be used 5 times more for healing. What I'm saying is, that...[Show full comment]

masterdark8 years ago

every 5th invention is chocolate *a piece of chocolate*

Burrific8 years ago

NOOOO! Fuck you and your thoughts :) I love chocolate.

Dragborg7 years ago

80% of your inventois are good tho...

Ray Marc9 years ago

What if its a plushy. How wud you use that for evil? Oh wait, they can hide drugs or a bomb. Oh well...

Meme assasin8 years ago

Every 5th invention is a powerful nuke.

Dienin38 years ago

this is just exactly like the previous question

BangBang1247 years ago

Just invent something you can use the evil on which won't hurt anyone.

Potatoman9 years ago

my fifth invention will be a metal cube that does nothing. worth it

coo! cat8 years ago

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Grey Divincenzo11 years ago

My every fifth invention is a new flavor of cheese...

redneonlights6 years ago

Inventions: 1.) Cold fusion 2.) Jump gates 3.) Real-time interplanetary internet 4.) Holodeck stadium 5.) A cheap pen with a plastic spoon duct-taped to it

Krusek7 years ago

every invention before that can stop it

HotSauceBear9 years ago

Make something useless once every 5 months.

BobsterMcSandals4 months ago

My fifth invention is an invisible dildo

brad104phillip8 years ago

At least the cops will know what device you invented. Then they can control how they take down the crook. Or you could just make dildos

Benjamin Voissem11 years ago

Every fifth invention starting with Number Six is a direct counter-measure.

Sniper767886 years ago

Every fifth invention is a guinea Pig controller Imagine that xD

Lonewanderer8 years ago

then every sixth will counteract it

ThePaulDude2 years ago

Why wouldn't you make every invention evil instead of every fifth one? Fuck being the hero because it"s more fun to make the world burn.

I_WONT_DIE!!!8 years ago

every fifth one is a jack off machine evil cum will take over the world

MikaelBritschgi7 years ago

I'll just keep the invention secret and not tell anyone about it. Or better yet, destroy it immediately after creating it. That way nobody can use it for evil!

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